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		<title>Archaeologists Found a 100 Thousand Year Old Jaw Bone of a Female</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Dec 2011 18:29:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Husband : Archaeologists found a 100 thousand year old jaw bone of a female! Wife : How do they know it was a woman&#8217;s jaw? Husband : Its still moving! Similar SMS: Female Readers Vs Male Readers To Kill My Husband Friendship Between Men Creating Perfect Relationship Any Boyfriend Before Marriage ArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArray]]></description>
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		<title>Last Night I Saw a Dream</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Oct 2011 11:15:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wife: Last night I saw a dream that u were sending me jewelry and clothes! Husband: yeah, and I saw your dad paying the bill!Similar SMS: Friendship Between Men Any Boyfriend Before Marriage Creating Perfect Relationship New Blue Silk Pajamas Wife: If I Die What Will U Do? ArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArray]]></description>
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		<title>Friendship Between Men</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Sep 2010 00:21:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Friendship between women: A woman doesn’t come home one night. The next day she tells her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend&#8217;s house. The husband calls his wife&#8217;s 10 best friends. None of them know anything about it. Friendship between men: A man doesn’t come home one night. The next day he [...]]]></description>
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		<title>No Overpowering</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 14:24:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Inspirational Quotes SMS]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Many relationships fail because one party tries to overpower another, or demands too much. People in love tend to think that love will conquer all and their spouses will change the bad habits after marriage. Actually, this is not the case. There is a Chinese saying which carries the meaning that &#8220;It is easier to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Creating Perfect Relationship</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 14:23:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A person visited the government matchmaker for marriage, SDU, and requested &#8220;I am looking for a spouse. Please help me to find a suitable one.&#8221; The SDU officer said, &#8220;Your requirements, please.&#8221; &#8220;Oh, good looking, polite, humorous, sporty, knowledgeable, good in singing and dancing. Willing to accompany me the whole day at home during my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>No Pointing Fingers</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 14:19:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man asked his father-in-law, &#8220;Many people praised you for a successful marriage. Could you please share with me your secret?&#8221; The father-in-law answered in a smile, &#8220;Never criticize your wife for her shortcomings or when she does something wrong. Always bear in mind that because of her shortcomings and weaknesses, she could not find [...]]]></description>
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		<title>To Kill My Husband</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 19:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A lady walks into the drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. &#8220;Ma&#8217;am, what do you want with arsenic?&#8221; &#8220;To kill my husband.&#8221; &#8220;I can&#8217;t sell you arsenic to kill a person!&#8221; The lady lays down a photo of a man and a woman in a compromising position. The man is her husband and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Marriage Certificate</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 15:23:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man sat down and was seriously staring at the marriage certificate, after a long time his wife asked, “What are you looking for? He replied, “The expiration date.” Similar SMS: Creating Perfect Relationship Any Boyfriend Before Marriage New Blue Silk Pajamas No Pointing Fingers Difference Between Wife &#038; Saali ArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArray]]></description>
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		<title>New Blue Silk Pajamas</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 15:18:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man calls home to his wife and says, &#8220;Honey I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We&#8217;ll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I&#8217;ve been wanting, so would you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Just Won the Lottery</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 09:22:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man gets home, runs into his house, slams the door and shouts, &#8220;Honey, I just won the lottery! Pack your bags!&#8221; The wife says, &#8220;Great! What should I pack for? The ocean or the mountains?&#8221; He says, &#8220;I don&#8217;t care! Just be out by the end of the week!&#8221; Similar SMS: New Blue Silk [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sadaf Khan</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 09:14:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan. He asks, &#8220;What was that for?&#8221; She says, &#8220;I found a piece of paper in your pocket with &#8216;Sadaf Khan&#8217; written on it.&#8221; He says, &#8220;Honey, remember last week [...]]]></description>
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		<title>DEAREST WIFE: JUST GOT CHECKED IN</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 09:12:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[An Illinois man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he [...]]]></description>
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		<title>There is a Man in the Neighbourhood</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Aug 2010 12:44:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wife: I told you several times to place some curtains on the windows. There is a man in the neighbourhood who tried to see me. Husband: Let him see you, he will place curtains himself.Similar SMS: Any Boyfriend Before Marriage Wife: If I Die What Will U Do? Wife: If I Die What Will U Do? Itni [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Khmba Bacha Ke</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 08:12:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A mans wife died . they were taking the coffin to graveyard . Whenever they were near an electric pole , a man shouted &#8220;Khamba bacha ke&#8221; When this man repeated the same for three four times, one man asked another one &#8220;who is this man shouting Khamba bacha ke?.The other man said ,this is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Too Late for Garbage</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 May 2010 19:22:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage? Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet. Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.Similar SMS: Difference Between Wife &#038; Saali Any Boyfriend Before Marriage New Blue Silk Pajamas DEAREST WIFE: JUST GOT CHECKED IN Wife: If I Die What Will U Do? ArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArray]]></description>
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		<title>Shohar Gusse Se</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 May 2010 04:44:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Husband Gusse Se: Aaj Tum ne kesa khana banaya hai bilkul gobar jesa Wife: Mere Khudaya, is aadmi ne kya kya chaka howa hai.Similar SMS: Thappar Maarnay Par NaraZ Wife Any Boyfriend Before Marriage Wife: If I Die What Will U Do? Wife: If I Die What Will U Do? Itni Khushi Bardasht Nahin Ker [...]]]></description>
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		<title>WIFE IS DANGEROUS</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Apr 2010 10:56:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=1104</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[LOVE IS LIFE LIFE IS WIFE WIFE IS KNIFE and KNIFE IS DANGEROUSSimilar SMS: Difference Between Wife &#038; Saali Any Boyfriend Before Marriage DEAREST WIFE: JUST GOT CHECKED IN Creating Perfect Relationship New Blue Silk Pajamas ArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArray]]></description>
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		<title>Wife: If I Die What Will U Do?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Apr 2010 10:56:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wife: If I die what will u do? Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga! Wife: Will u marry again after I die? Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta haiSimilar SMS: Wife: If I Die What Will U Do? Itni Khushi Bardasht Nahin Ker Sakta Husband Aur Wife in Hotel Any Boyfriend Before Marriage Thappar Maarnay [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Musibat Abhi Tali Nahi Hai</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Apr 2010 10:56:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=1100</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[patni maike ja kar pati ko roz phon q karti hai. . . . . . . taki pati ko yad rahe ki musibat abhi tali nahi haiSimilar SMS: Thappar Maarnay Par NaraZ Wife ArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArray]]></description>
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		<title>Man: Sir, My Wife is Missing.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Apr 2010 10:55:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=1098</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Man: Sir, my wife is missing. Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai, police station me complain dijiyee. Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare kuch samajh nahin aa rahaSimilar SMS: Itni Khushi Bardasht Nahin Ker Sakta New Blue Silk Pajamas Difference Between Wife &#038; Saali Wife: If I Die What Will U Do? Wife: If I Die What [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Child:Mom is Bar Saray Patakhay Hum is Shop Say Lain Gay,</title>
		<link>http://www.sms4pleasure.com/adult-sms/childmom-is-bar-saray-patakhay-hum-is-shop-say-lain-gay.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 09:42:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wife / Husband SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Child:Mom is bar saray patakhay hum is shop say lain gay, Mom:Beta yeh tu girls hostel hai, Child:Papa tu kahtay hain k sari phuljhariyan yahin rahti hainSimilar SMS: BREAKING NEWS Dulhan Santa Se A Sardar Was Working 1st Time Vending Machine A Boy Went to a Buy Talking Parrot ArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArray]]></description>
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		<title>Lady to Inspector Sardar: My Husband Went to Buy Potatoes 5 Days Ago, He Hasn’t Come Back Yet!</title>
		<link>http://www.sms4pleasure.com/sardar-sms/lady-to-inspector-sardar-my-husband-went-to-buy-potatoes-5-days-ago-he-hasn%e2%80%99t-come-back-yet.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 04:11:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sardar SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wife / Husband SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Lady to inspector sardar: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn’t come back yet! Sardar: Why doesn’t u cook something else?Similar SMS: To Kill My Husband Husband Aur Wife in Hotel Sardar on Phone &#8220;Doctor My Wife is Pergnant.She is Having Pain Right Now&#8221;. Lady Wanted 2 Go 2 Toilet Sardar [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Q: What is the Difference Between a Wife and a Girlfriend?</title>
		<link>http://www.sms4pleasure.com/wife-husband-sms/q-what-is-the-difference-between-a-wife-and-a-girlfriend.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 04:09:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Wife / Husband SMS]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=690</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Q: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? A: About 45 pounds!!Similar SMS: Difference Between Wife &#038; Saali Friendship Between Men Any Boyfriend Before Marriage New Blue Silk Pajamas DEAREST WIFE: JUST GOT CHECKED IN ArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArray]]></description>
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		<title>Difference Between Girlfriend and Wife</title>
		<link>http://www.sms4pleasure.com/funny-sms/difference-between-girlfriend-and-wife.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 12:18:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wife / Husband SMS]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=613</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Girl friendz r like Paani puri alwez tasty Lovers r like Pizzas hot &#38; spicy Wifes r like Daal Chawal no other option Guzara to karna hai na . . .Similar SMS: Ye Tumhara Dost Phool Sunghne Kab Uthe Ga?” In a Park 2 Lovers Were Eating Chips What is the Difference Between Call Girl, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>MOBILINK: RESHAPING WIVES !!</title>
		<link>http://www.sms4pleasure.com/funny-sms/mobilink-reshaping-wives.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.sms4pleasure.com/funny-sms/mobilink-reshaping-wives.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 12:08:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wife / Husband SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[MOBILINK: RESHAPING WIVES !!]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=602</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Man calls Wife through MOBILINK, Call goes 2 another lady, After talking 4 a while they started dating &#38; got married. Moral: MOBILINK: RESHAPING WIVES !!Similar SMS: New Story of Honesty is the Best Policy If Sumone Calls U Crazy Friendship Between Men Husband Aur Wife in Hotel New Blue Silk Pajamas ArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArray]]></description>
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		<title>Your Husband Needs Rest</title>
		<link>http://www.sms4pleasure.com/misc-sms/your-husband-needs-rest.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 22:48:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Misc SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wife / Husband SMS]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=552</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest and pease so here are some sleeping pills. Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him? Doctor:They are for you.!!Similar SMS: Creating Perfect Relationship Any Boyfriend Before Marriage Husband Aur Wife in Hotel Wife: If I Die What Will U Do? Wife: If I Die What Will U Do? [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Beggar- ‘Oh Sundari ! Andha Hoon.</title>
		<link>http://www.sms4pleasure.com/funny-sms/utf-8bqsbizwdnyxitiokame9oihn1bmrhcmkgisbbbmroysbob29uliatiez1bm55ifnnuywgv2lmzsavieh1c2jhbmqgu01t.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:31:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wife / Husband SMS]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=215</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon. Sawa paanch rupya de de.. “Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha haiSimilar SMS: Thappar Maarnay Par NaraZ Wife Any Boyfriend Before Marriage Wife: If I Die What Will U Do? Wife: If I Die What Will U Do? [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wife: Nonsense It’s Only a Matter of Patience</title>
		<link>http://www.sms4pleasure.com/funny-sms/utf-8bv2lmztogtm9uc2vuc2ugaxtigjlzig9ubhkgysbtyxr0zxigb2ygcgf0awvuy2uglsbgdw5uesbttvmsifdpzmuglybidxniyw5kifnnuw.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:31:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wife / Husband SMS]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=214</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Husband:u will never succeed in making that dog obey u! Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with u at first.Similar SMS: Any Boyfriend Before Marriage Wife: If I Die What Will U Do? Wife: If I Die What Will U Do? Husband Aur Wife in Hotel Itni Khushi [...]]]></description>
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		<title>To Whom Do You Owe Your Success As a Millionaire</title>
		<link>http://www.sms4pleasure.com/funny-sms/to-whom-do-you-owe-your-success-as-a-millionaire-funny-sms-wife-husband.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:31:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wife / Husband SMS]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=213</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?” Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.” Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman. Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?” Millionaire: “A Billionaire”Similar SMS: Female Readers Vs Male Readers MOBILINK: RESHAPING WIVES !! To Kill My Husband Khmba Bacha Ke [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Thappar Maarnay Par NaraZ Wife</title>
		<link>http://www.sms4pleasure.com/funny-sms/thappar-maarnay-par-naraz-wife-funny-sms-wife-husband-sms.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:30:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wife / Husband SMS]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=212</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola: “Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.” Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur Boli “Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti”Similar SMS: Wife: If I Die What Will U Do? Wife: If I Die What Will U Do? Husband Aur [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Itni Khushi Bardasht Nahin Ker Sakta</title>
		<link>http://www.sms4pleasure.com/funny-sms/itni-khushi-bardasht-nahin-ker-sakta-funny-sms-wife-husband-sms.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:30:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wife / Husband SMS]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=211</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Wife:-I will die. Husband:- I will also die. Wife:-why will you die? Husband:-because main itni khushi bardasht nahin ker sakta:DSimilar SMS: Wife: If I Die What Will U Do? Wife: If I Die What Will U Do? Husband Aur Wife in Hotel Any Boyfriend Before Marriage Thappar Maarnay Par NaraZ Wife ArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArray]]></description>
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		<title>Difference Between Wife &amp; Saali</title>
		<link>http://www.sms4pleasure.com/funny-sms/difference-between-wife-saali-funny-sms-wife-husband-sms.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:30:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=210</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[What is the difference between wife &#38; saali? Saali is Beauty, Wife is duy, Saali is passion, Wife is tension, Saali is patakha, Wife is sayapa, Saali is cool, Wife is fool, Saali is tuty-fruity, Wife is qismat futi, Saali is fresh cake, Wife is earth quake…:pSimilar SMS: Fresh Orange Juice Ka DABBA Q: What [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Husband Aur Wife in Hotel</title>
		<link>http://www.sms4pleasure.com/funny-sms/husband-aur-wife-in-hotel-funny-sms-wife-husband-sms.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:30:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=209</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya, Wife nay pocha,”Koun Thi Wo?” Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.Similar SMS: To Kill My Husband Wife: If I Die What Will U Do? Wife: If I Die What Will U Do? DEAREST [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Any Boyfriend Before Marriage</title>
		<link>http://www.sms4pleasure.com/funny-sms/any-boyfriend-before-marriage-funny-sms-wife-husband-sms.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:30:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wife / Husband SMS]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=208</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ?? Wife remains silent …… Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ?? Wife : Abbe gin ne to De….Similar SMS: Creating Perfect Relationship Wife: If I Die What Will U Do? Wife: If I Die What Will U Do? Itni Khushi Bardasht [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wife: If I Die What Will U Do?</title>
		<link>http://www.sms4pleasure.com/funny-sms/wife-if-i-die-what-will-u-do-funny-sms-wife-husband-sms.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:30:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wife: If I die what will u do? Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga! Wife: Will u marry again after I die? Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta haiSimilar SMS: Wife: If I Die What Will U Do? Itni Khushi Bardasht Nahin Ker Sakta Husband Aur Wife in Hotel Any Boyfriend Before Marriage Thappar Maarnay [...]]]></description>
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