Sardar travelling 1st time in plane going 2 Bombay.

While its landing,

he shouted ‘Bombay Bombay’

Airhostess said “B silent”

Sardar said ok, ombay   ombay

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3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.

2nd: Main bhi!

3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p

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Ek sardar ko poori raat machcharo neboht pareshan kiya

Us Ka Dimag Ghooma

Sardar Ne Zehar Pee Liya Aur Bola

Ab Kato

Salo
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.
.
“Sab Ke Sab Marogery”

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Policemen: JAIL main Kaise Aye?

SARDAR: “MEDIA ke LARKI interview ker rahi thi,
Us k SEENAY per “PRESS” likha huwa tha, Mai ne press ker diya..

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Bus chali
Jhatka laga

Ek sardar ek larki pr gira
Larki boli :
Badtameez, kya kar rahay ho ?
Sardar bola : Ji
” PUNJAB University se

“  B.COM  “.

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Wife:Please bike taze na chalao
mujhey dar lag raha hay

Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay

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A sardar goes to a restaurant
and his cell phone rings.
Wife: How are you?

Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but
how did you know where I was?

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A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.

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Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water?
Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.

Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that?
Sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)!

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A Sardar (who just learned english) went to a party and introduced his family
Hi, I am sardar and this is sardarnee, this is my kid and that is my kidney!

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