Lady to Inspector Sardar: My Husband Went to Buy Potatoes 5 Days Ago, He Hasn’t Come Back Yet!
Lady to inspector sardar: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn’t come back yet!
Sardar: Why doesn’t u cook something else?
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Lady to inspector sardar: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn’t come back yet!
Sardar: Why doesn’t u cook something else?
Sardar & Sardarni in Bus: Sardarni: Sunoji, peechey wala merey blouse main haath dal raha hai.
Sardar: Tu chinta mat kar, osey kya pata ke Batwa merey pas hai.
Sardar Found Answer to the most difficult question ever
What comes first the CHICKEN OR the EGG??
Oye Yaar! Jiska Order Pehle Doge, Wohi Pehle Aayega…
Eik Sardar 15 august waly din kabarustan may kabarain khod raha tha aik adme ne poocha yeh kya ker rehe ho? path bola aj youm_e_azdi hai main ne socha murdoun ko azad ker doun!
Sardar on phone “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…………
Sardar said to doctor: Pore jism main kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat Dard hota hai, Doctor suggested full body X-ray when he checked, X-ray found fracture in “Ungli”
Once Prince Charles and Sardarji are having a dinner together. Prince said `Pass the wine u divine`. Sardar felt `how poetic` and said `Pass the custard you bas tard`.
A Sardar gee got promotion from clerk to manager. He went home and told his wife in a new style
“From today you are going to share your life with a Manager”
Sardarji got the fourth child. He fills data in the birth certificate. Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese. How come you write Chinese when both parents are Sikh?
Aah, read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese.
Lawyer to sardar: Geeta pe haath Rakho.
Sardar: Kamal hai,
Seeta pe haath rakha to baat court tak pohanch gaei,
ab bol raha he Geeta pe hath rakho.
hahaha