Sardar SMS, Text Messages and Quotes

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Lady to Inspector Sardar: My Husband Went to Buy Potatoes 5 Days Ago, He Hasn’t Come Back Yet!

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Lady to inspector sardar: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn’t come back yet!

Sardar: Why doesn’t u cook something else?

Sardar & Sardarni in Bus: Sardarni: Sunoji, Peechey Wala Merey Blouse Main Haath Dal Raha Hai.

Posted in Adult SMS, Sardar SMS
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Sardar & Sardarni in Bus: Sardarni: Sunoji, peechey wala merey blouse main haath dal raha hai.

Sardar: Tu chinta mat kar, osey kya pata ke Batwa merey pas hai.

Sardar Found Answer to the Most Difficult Question Ever

Posted in Sardar SMS
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Sardar Found Answer to the most difficult question ever

What comes first the CHICKEN OR the EGG??

Oye Yaar! Jiska Order Pehle Doge, Wohi Pehle Aayega… :)

Eik Sardar 15 August Waly Din Kabarustan May Kabarain Khod Raha Tha

Posted in Sardar SMS
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Eik Sardar 15 august waly din kabarustan may kabarain khod raha tha aik adme ne poocha yeh kya ker rehe ho? path bola aj youm_e_azdi hai main ne socha murdoun ko azad ker doun!      

Sardar on Phone “Doctor My Wife is Pergnant.She is Having Pain Right Now”.

Posted in Sardar SMS
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Sardar on phone “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…………       

Sardar Said to Doctor: Pore Jism Main Kahin Bhi Ungli Lagao to Bohat Dard Hota Hai,

Posted in Sardar SMS
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Sardar said to doctor: Pore jism main kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat Dard hota hai, Doctor suggested full body X-ray when he checked, X-ray found fracture in “Ungli”

Once Prince Charles and Sardarji Are Having a Dinner Together.

Posted in Sardar SMS
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Once Prince Charles and Sardarji are having a dinner together. Prince said `Pass the wine u divine`. Sardar felt `how poetic` and said `Pass the custard you bas tard`.

A Sardar G Got Promotion from Clerk to Manager

Posted in Adult SMS, Sardar SMS
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A Sardar gee got promotion from clerk to manager. He went home and told his wife in a new style

“From today you are going to share your life with a Manager”

Sardarji Got the Fourth Child.

Posted in Sardar SMS
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Sardarji got the fourth child. He fills data in the birth certificate. Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese. How come you write Chinese when both parents are Sikh?

Aah, read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese.

Lawyer to Sardar: Geeta Pe Haath Rakho.

Posted in Funny SMS, Sardar SMS
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Lawyer to sardar: Geeta pe haath Rakho.

Sardar: Kamal hai,

Seeta pe haath rakha to baat court tak pohanch gaei,

ab bol raha he Geeta pe hath rakho.

:) hahaha

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