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		<title>I Will Give Both of Them</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Dec 2010 07:20:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many coins I have in my pocket? Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1? Sardar:Oji, I will give both of themSimilar SMS: Yar Meri Biwi Pani Se Bohat Darti Hai Why Do Girls Close Their Eyes While Kissing a Guy? Give Me a Pocket Full of Money, A Sardar [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ek Sardar Badi Buri Haalat Me Ghar Aaya</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jun 2010 22:57:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ek sardar badi buri haalat me ghar aaya. Sab ne puchha &#8220;kya hua ?&#8221; Sardar : mandi me anaaj bech raha tha, &#8220;Gehoon-Le-Lo&#8221; unho ne samjha, &#8220;Gay-Hon-Le-Lo&#8221; =P ;-> Similar SMS: Logo Ne Sardar Ko Q Maara Sardar &#038; Sardarni in Bus: Sardarni: Sunoji, Peechey Wala Merey Blouse Main Haath Dal Raha Hai. Please Bike [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Yar Meri Biwi Pani Se Bohat Darti Hai</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 10:35:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai. Friend : Acha wo kaise? Sardar : Yar kal wo bathtub mai bhi security guard k sath thiSimilar SMS: Samundar Me Pani Aur Pani Me Fish Sardar Said to Doctor: Pore Jism Main Kahin Bhi Ungli Lagao to Bohat Dard Hota Hai, I Will Give [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Logo Ne Sardar Ko Q Maara</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 08:42:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Public To Sardar : Logo Ne Aapko Q Mara…? . . . . Sardar : Yaar, Jeweller Ki Dukan Me Sales Girl Ko Puchha, “Sone Ka Rate Kya Hai…?”Similar SMS: Ek Sardar Badi Buri Haalat Me Ghar Aaya 3 Sardar After Exam A Sardar Was Working 1st Time Car Sales Girl to Call Girl Sardar [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Watch Has Arrived-Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 04:36:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<title>Nurse Aapke Judwa Bete Hue Hai</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 04:30:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nurse: Aapke judwa bete hue hai Sardar: ye toh hona hi tha program hi aise dekhti thi KBC -2 Indian Idol -2 Nach Baliye -2 Great Indian Laughter Challenge -2Similar SMS: Nurse Sardar and Blood Test 3-day Pass by Pakistani Soldier Yar Meri Biwi Pani Se Bohat Darti Hai A Sardar (who Just Learned English) [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nurse Sardar and Blood Test</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 19:26:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[NURSE kept SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTH after BLOOD TEST. THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING . NURSE:y r u DANCING. SARDAR:next is URINE TESTSimilar SMS: A Sardar (who Just Learned English) Lady to Inspector Sardar: My Husband Went to Buy Potatoes 5 Days Ago, He Hasn’t Come Back Yet! Logo Ne Sardar Ko Q Maara A [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lady Wanted 2 Go 2 Toilet</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 19:23:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a party a lady wanted to go to toilet so she inquired with a sardar papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao, sardarji replied u naughty pehle tum dikhao.Similar SMS: A Sardar (who Just Learned English) Lady to Inspector Sardar: My Husband Went to Buy Potatoes 5 Days Ago, He Hasn’t Come Back Yet! Sardar [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sardar Sent SMS to His BOSS</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 16:51:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: “Me sick, no work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it” 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: “Me ok, ur wife very sweet”Similar SMS: Who is the Boss? Who is the Boss? Lady to Inspector Sardar: My Husband Went to Buy Potatoes [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Santa Singh : Oye, Mar Gayay Yaar. Meri Biwi Aur Premika Saath Saath Aarehla Hai.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 09:43:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Santa Singh : Oye, mar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aarehla hai. Banta Singh : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala thaSimilar SMS: The Watch Has Arrived-Joke Santa Ye Scooty Kab Li Dulhan Santa Se Yar Meri Biwi Pani Se Bohat Darti Hai 3 Sardar After Exam ArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArray]]></description>
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		<title>Lady to Inspector Sardar: My Husband Went to Buy Potatoes 5 Days Ago, He Hasn’t Come Back Yet!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 04:11:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lady to inspector sardar: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn’t come back yet! Sardar: Why doesn’t u cook something else?Similar SMS: To Kill My Husband Husband Aur Wife in Hotel Sardar on Phone &#8220;Doctor My Wife is Pergnant.She is Having Pain Right Now&#8221;. Lady Wanted 2 Go 2 Toilet Sardar [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sardar &amp; Sardarni in Bus: Sardarni: Sunoji, Peechey Wala Merey Blouse Main Haath Dal Raha Hai.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 04:09:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sardar &#38; Sardarni in Bus: Sardarni: Sunoji, peechey wala merey blouse main haath dal raha hai. Sardar: Tu chinta mat kar, osey kya pata ke Batwa merey pas hai.Similar SMS: Lawyer to Sardar: Geeta Pe Haath Rakho. Ek Sardar Badi Buri Haalat Me Ghar Aaya Please Bike Taze Na Chalao Eik Sardar 15 August Waly [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sardar Found Answer to the Most Difficult Question Ever</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 04:08:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sardar Found Answer to the most difficult question ever What comes first the CHICKEN OR the EGG?? Oye Yaar! Jiska Order Pehle Doge, Wohi Pehle Aayega&#8230; Similar SMS: Logo Ne Sardar Ko Q Maara 3 Sardar After Exam Lady Wanted 2 Go 2 Toilet Sardar Said to Doctor: Pore Jism Main Kahin Bhi Ungli Lagao [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Eik Sardar 15 August Waly Din Kabarustan May Kabarain Khod Raha Tha</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 04:07:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Eik Sardar 15 august waly din kabarustan may kabarain khod raha tha aik adme ne poocha yeh kya ker rehe ho? path bola aj youm_e_azdi hai main ne socha murdoun ko azad ker doun!      Similar SMS: Ek Sardar Ko Poori Raat Machcharo Neboht Pareshan Kiya Sardar &#038; Sardarni in Bus: Sardarni: Sunoji, Peechey Wala Merey Blouse [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sardar on Phone &#8220;Doctor My Wife is Pergnant.She is Having Pain Right Now&#8221;.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 04:06:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sardar on phone &#8220;Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now&#8221;. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;       Similar SMS: A Sardar Goes to a Restaurant Sardar Said to Doctor: Pore Jism Main Kahin Bhi Ungli Lagao to Bohat Dard Hota Hai, Lady to Inspector Sardar: My Husband [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sardar Said to Doctor: Pore Jism Main Kahin Bhi Ungli Lagao to Bohat Dard Hota Hai,</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 04:05:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sardar said to doctor: Pore jism main kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat Dard hota hai, Doctor suggested full body X-ray when he checked, X-ray found fracture in “Ungli”Similar SMS: Sardar on Phone &#8220;Doctor My Wife is Pergnant.She is Having Pain Right Now&#8221;. Yar Meri Biwi Pani Se Bohat Darti Hai Sardar Found Answer to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Once Prince Charles and Sardarji Are Having a Dinner Together.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 04:03:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once Prince Charles and Sardarji are having a dinner together. Prince said `Pass the wine u divine`. Sardar felt `how poetic` and said `Pass the custard you bas tard`.Similar SMS: A Sardar Goes to a Restaurant Lady Wanted 2 Go 2 Toilet A Sardar (who Just Learned English) Lady to Inspector Sardar: My Husband Went [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Sardar G Got Promotion from Clerk to Manager</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 04:02:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Sardar gee got promotion from clerk to manager. He went home and told his wife in a new style &#8220;From today you are going to share your life with a Manager&#8221;Similar SMS: Sardar Sent SMS to His BOSS Sardar on Phone &#8220;Doctor My Wife is Pergnant.She is Having Pain Right Now&#8221;. Friendship Between Men A [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sardarji Got the Fourth Child.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 04:01:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sardarji got the fourth child. He fills data in the birth certificate. Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese. How come you write Chinese when both parents are Sikh? Aah, read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese.Similar SMS: The Watch Has Arrived-Joke A Sardarji Goes to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lawyer to Sardar: Geeta Pe Haath Rakho.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 09:07:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lawyer to sardar: Geeta pe haath Rakho. Sardar: Kamal hai, Seeta pe haath rakha to baat court tak pohanch gaei, ab bol raha he Geeta pe hath rakho. hahahaSimilar SMS: Sardar &#038; Sardarni in Bus: Sardarni: Sunoji, Peechey Wala Merey Blouse Main Haath Dal Raha Hai. Ek Sardar Badi Buri Haalat Me Ghar Aaya Sardar: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sardar Travelling 1st Time in Plane Going 2 Bombay.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 08:56:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sardar travelling 1st time in plane going 2 Bombay. While its landing, he shouted &#8216;Bombay Bombay&#8217; Airhostess said &#8220;B silent&#8221; Sardar said ok, ombay   ombaySimilar SMS: A Sardar (who Just Learned English) Lady to Inspector Sardar: My Husband Went to Buy Potatoes 5 Days Ago, He Hasn’t Come Back Yet! Nurse Sardar and Blood Test [...]]]></description>
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		<title>3 Sardar After Exam</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2008 13:59:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[3 sardar after exam 1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha main paper khali chor aya hon. 2nd: Main bhi! 3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay:pSimilar SMS: Scientific Formula of Water by Sardar Logo Ne Sardar Ko Q Maara SAY NO TO EXAMS Kash Koi “exam Result” Ka Insurance Kara Deta Please [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ek Sardar Ko Poori Raat Machcharo Neboht Pareshan Kiya</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2008 05:04:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ek sardar ko poori raat machcharo neboht pareshan kiya Us Ka Dimag Ghooma Sardar Ne Zehar Pee Liya Aur Bola Ab Kato Salo . . . &#8220;Sab Ke Sab Marogery&#8221;  Similar SMS: B.Com from Punjab University Eik Sardar 15 August Waly Din Kabarustan May Kabarain Khod Raha Tha BREAKING NEWS Husband Aur Wife in Hotel [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Policemen, Sardar and Press</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 12:10:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Policemen: JAIL main Kaise Aye? SARDAR: &#8220;MEDIA ke LARKI interview ker rahi thi, Us k SEENAY per &#8220;PRESS&#8221; likha huwa tha, Mai ne press ker diya..Similar SMS: B.Com from Punjab University Yar Meri Biwi Pani Se Bohat Darti Hai Ek Haath Se Drive Kar Sakte Ho Phone Per Dhamkiyan Sardar &#038; Sardarni in Bus: Sardarni: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>B.Com from Punjab University</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 11:56:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bus chali Jhatka laga Ek sardar ek larki pr gira Larki boli : Badtameez, kya kar rahay ho ? Sardar bola : Ji &#8221; PUNJAB University se &#8220;  B.COM  &#8220;.Similar SMS: Ek Sardar Ko Poori Raat Machcharo Neboht Pareshan Kiya 1 Banday Ka Nashta Kam Banana Happy Mango Season K.G Vs University Policemen, Sardar and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Please Bike Taze Na Chalao</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 07:13:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wife:Please bike taze na chalao mujhey dar lag raha hay Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay to meri tarah ankhein band kar laySimilar SMS: Sardar Sent SMS to His BOSS Ek Sardar Badi Buri Haalat Me Ghar Aaya Sardar on Phone &#8220;Doctor My Wife is Pergnant.She is Having Pain Right Now&#8221;. Sardar: Kal [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Sardar Goes to a Restaurant</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2008 08:01:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A sardar goes to a restaurant and his cell phone rings. Wife: How are you? Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but how did you know where I was?Similar SMS: A Sardarji Goes to a Chinese Restaurant Sardar on Phone &#8220;Doctor My Wife is Pergnant.She is Having Pain Right Now&#8221;. Sardar Sent SMS to His BOSS [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Sardarji Goes to a Chinese Restaurant</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2008 08:00:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant and puts his finger on the last of menu: Bring this. Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it because he is the owner of restaurant.Similar SMS: Sardarji Got the Fourth Child. A Sardar Goes to a Restaurant Once Prince Charles and Sardarji Are Having a Dinner Together. Lady Wanted [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Scientific Formula of Water by Sardar</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:31:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water? Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o. Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that? Sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)!Similar SMS: The Scientist Accidentally Discovered a Formula to Express Benzene What is the Chemical Formula for Water 3 Sardar After Exam When You Start Dreaming in French Wife: Nonsense It’s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Sardar (who Just Learned English)</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:29:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Sardar (who just learned english) went to a party and introduced his family Hi, I am sardar and this is sardarnee, this is my kid and that is my kidney!Similar SMS: Lady Wanted 2 Go 2 Toilet Lady to Inspector Sardar: My Husband Went to Buy Potatoes 5 Days Ago, He Hasn’t Come Back [...]]]></description>
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