Ek sardar badi buri haalat me ghar aaya.
Sab ne puchha “kya hua ?”

Sardar : mandi me anaaj bech raha tha, “Gehoon-Le-Lo”
unho ne samjha, “Gay-Hon-Le-Lo”
=P ;->

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Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?

Sardar : Yar kal wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath thi

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Public To Sardar : Logo Ne Aapko Q Mara…?
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Sardar : Yaar, Jeweller Ki Dukan Me Sales Girl Ko Puchha, “Sone Ka Rate Kya Hai…?”

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Santa Singh’s wife was expecting and the baby was due any day. Santa was very confident it would be a boy and was looking forward to the Delivery-day. As fate would have it, he was transferred to another city and had to join office immediately. Before going, he asked his father -in-law to send a telegram confirming birth of his son. But in order to avoid giving party to his office colleagues, he asks his father -in-law to write “the watch has arrived” and he will understand that the son is born.

The Delivery-day arrived. His wife delivered a cute little baby girl. Now Santa’s father-in-law didn’t know what to do. If he writes “the watch has arrived” Santa will think he has got a Son. If he writes ” watch has not arrived” Santa will get worried that something serious has happened. But being a very intelligent person,he finds a solution and sends the telegram.

Santa received the telegram, opened it eagerly and reads “The watch has arrived, but the pendulum is missing”.

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Nurse: Aapke judwa bete hue hai
Sardar: ye toh hona hi tha program hi aise dekhti thi

KBC -2
Indian Idol -2
Nach Baliye -2
Great Indian Laughter Challenge -2

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