Loading ...Theif Entered Kitchen
Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?
Santa Banta SMS, Text Messages and Quotes
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Latest, Unique and Top / Super Quality Santa Banta SMS Collection
in Hindi, Urdu and English
Collection of Latest Santa Banta SMS & Text Messages in Hindi, English and Urdu.
Donations for a Swimming Pool
Banta’s son: Dad there is some one on the door to collect donations for a swimming pool.
Banta: Give him a glass of water.
Santa Singh Was Watching His First Ever Cricket Match at Mohali
Santa Singh was watching his first ever cricket match at Mohali,
and enjoyed the first 6 balls off which Ganguly scores 10 runs.
Suddenly Santa gets up and walks away.
Why??
Because he heard the Umpire call it ‘OVER’
Im Proud to Say That in Thirty Years of Playing Cricket
I’m proud to say that in thirty years of playing cricket,
I’ve never scored less than twenty five runs and never taken less than three wickets,’ said Santa.
I wish I could say that,’ said Banta.
Buta spoke up. ‘Well, why don’t you? Santa just did!’
Dulhan Santa Se
Wedding Nite:
Dulhan Santa Se:
Aaj Mujay Itna Khus Kro
K Me Sari Zindgi Yad
Rakhooon
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Santa Sari Raat Usay Gud Gudi Krta Raha
Santa Ye Scooty Kab Li
Santa: Ye scooty kab li
Banta: Kal raat ko EK ladki mujhe scooty par bahut dur le gayi aur boli jo
chahiye le lo ,
main Scooty le aya
Dont Carry Umbrella During Rain
Bantas advise:-
Dont carry umbrella during rain
Keep WHISPER on ur head
ye ghanto tak geelepan
ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D
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