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Pakistan Post Office ne PERVAIZ MUSHARRAF ki tasveer waalay STAMP jaari ker diye…!
Awaam pareeshan hai, k THOOK kis taraf lagaai jaey!

Talash-e-Gumshuda
Naam: Chaudary Shujaat Hussain
Bolnay aur dekhnay say maazoor hai
Zehni tawazun durust nahi
Apna naam Quaid-e-Azam batata hai
18 February ki shaam kala chashma pehnay cycle ko puncture lagwanay nikla tha
Jis ko milay is patay par rabta karay:
Chaudhry Azaam-e-Elahi (ex-CM bhooka nanga Punjab), Lota House, Opp. Corruption Factory
Horse trading bazar, Gujrat

Jab koi aam insan marta hy tu uski kabar per likha jata hy Akhri Araam gaah
When musharaf will die it will be written asAKHRI HARAM ZADA….!

Bush ka “Kutta” bush se roth gaya,
Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya,
Dobtay howay bola ab aur zulm nahin sahain gay,
Eg ghar mai 2 2 nahin rahain gay…:D

Pakistan means in 2008
P = Petrol 68.89
A = Aata 26 rs kg
K = Khudkash hamle
I = Ilm ki Kami
S = Sarko Pe Pani
T = Traffic Jam
A =  Awam Pareshan
N = No Electricity
 

1 Anokhi Dua
Aap ko Khushyan itni milen jitni MUSHARRAF ko Gaaliyaan…
Aapki Zindagi Se Gham aise khatam hoon jese PTV se haya
Aapko GEO jesa sabar miley
Shorat itni mile jini “BB” ko mili
Health aesi mile jese SANGEETA ko…
or
Aap ke din aise phir jaye jese ZARDARI ke
 

Altaf bhai jab school gaye
Teacher ne pucha?
mere pas 4 apple hain,5 bachon me kaise taqseem karein?
ALTAF BHAI:ek bache ko urado:-D

IBLEES went to Court to Prove that he is The Most, Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth. 
But he Failed,  He Came Out Angrily & Asked,  Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI” kon hai?

Elahi aaj yeh farman likh de
har khusi sms perhne wale k naam likh de
Agar uski khushi k liye kisi ki jan chahiye
To us pe PERVAIZ MUSHARRAF ka naam likh de