Girl intrview 2 pathan: ap ki favourite actress kon hain?
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pathan: kareena, katrina.
girl: sub se favrate kon ha?
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Pathan sharma k
~justin biber

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Shadi me 1 pathan bohut dair tuk
khana kha raha tha,
kisi ne pocha kab tuk khao gay?
Pathan:me to khud kha-kha k dukhi hon,
per kia karon card me likha tha Dinner 7 to 10PM

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Teacher: ’3 idiots’ film dekhnay ke baad aap ko kya lesson mila?

Pathan: Miss yehi ke engineering par kar bhi medical ki bachi pasai ja sakti hai…

Miss: shut up and get out

Memon: miss mai batao

Miss: very good batao.

Memon: Miss college ke first day underwear zuroor pehanna chahiay.

Miss: u also get out

Bihari: Miss mai batao.

Miss: I think u r brilliant student., tum sahi batao ge.

Bihari: Doctor ke elawa engineer bhi delivery karwa sakta hai.

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Aik pathan church gaya
to achanak waha ghanta
baja ‘Tnnnnnnn’

or ittifaq se light bhi chali gaye

Pathan dar kar bola

Khana Kharab Bhago!
Undertaker aa gaya….

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Aik pathan pehle rozey ko masjid
mai naat parne gaya

sab ne usse khoob maara.

bhala kyun?

Q ke pehle hi roze mai
pathan naat par raha tha

Alvida Alvida Mah-e-Ramzan Alvida

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Height of common sense.
Teacher: Jab Bijli Chamkti Hai
To HmKo Roshni Pehley or
Awaz Baad Mein Q Aati Hai?
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Pathan: Q K Hmari Ankhein Agey Hain or Kaan Peechey

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Pathan KESC 118 walo ko phone kr K bola…
Kho’cha jaldi se light band kr do!

KESC Agent: Kyun Sir?

Pathan: ABHI ABHI Humara dil me naya “Gaali” aya hy, WO DENA HAI.

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T20 2012 world cup final result

Australia Vs England

Australia won the toss & decided to bat 1st

Aus (195/5 in 20 Overs)
Eng (181/10 in 19.2 Overs)

Australia Won

Mubarak ho Peshawar mai match nazar aa gaya.

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2 pathano ke bech fight ho rahi thi

1st pathan: hum tera kapra phar ke tumko naga kar dega.

2nd pathan: Khoca! serious larai mai romantic baat mat karo.

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AIK PATHAN KI SHAADI

Meri jis se hui shadi woh thi itni saadi.
Ghoongat me sharma k boli.
Bhayya ye kya ho raha hai.
Main ne kaha chup raho Baji.

Hamara tumhara Nikah ho raha hai

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