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MUNNA BHAI: Monthly Paas Ka Kya Lega Mamu

Posted on May 13th, 2008 in Munna Bhai SMS by Iram Javed
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PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein
gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.

MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

Battery is Ok

Posted on May 13th, 2008 in Munna Bhai SMS by Iram Javed
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After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.

He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?

“Battery is OK”

Circuit:Apun Aaj Se Kabhi Jhoot Nehin Bolega Bhai.

Posted on May 13th, 2008 in Munna Bhai SMS by Iram Javed
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CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai.
Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.

CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to TU bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.

CIRCUIT : Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.

Bapu Bhi Us Time Ke Salmaan Khan Thay!!!

Posted on May 13th, 2008 in Munna Bhai SMS by Iram Javed
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Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to
gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?

Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us
time ke salmaan khan thay!!!

Tera Dost Chor Hai Kya

Posted on May 13th, 2008 in Munna Bhai SMS by Iram Javed
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CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla
aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay
kamray mein chupa do na please.

MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega.

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