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Fizao mai tum ho,hawao mai tum hobaharo mai tum hodhop mai tum ho,chaho mai tum ho,
sach hi suna tha,Buri atma ka koi thikana nhi hota.

Bhoolay se shadi ka wada kia Parveen se,Warna hamein mohabat thi Samreen se,Na pocho phr kya hal hua hamara,Anjane ma ya sab keh dia Nasreen se…

Dear Customer:u r requested 2 switch off ur mobile To avoid Any burn injuries…..as the sender of the msg iz a Damn HOT Personality…..

Tip of the day:
Always keep ur pic in ur pocket, u know y?
Whenver u face any problem just see ur pic and say 3 times “If I can fact this, I can face anything”…

Today’s Titanic’s 94 Anniversary…So Every True Lover is Requested…In Memory of Jack & Rose…To Put Their Mobile Into Water For 2 Minutes!

My eyes detectedMy heart reactedThousand were rejected &Only you were selected…….Because I needed a monkeyfor an advertisement.

kuch log sari raat karte hainkuch log bar baar kertay hainkuch din main kai baar kertay hainkuch bas 2, 4 ghante kar k so jate hain……Tub jaa ker hota hai unka mobile charge :p

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Karay jaoKaray jaoKaray jao….baysharmon ki tarahSMS receive kare jaoKabhi reply na kerna…!!

Aap ka dil hamaray paas hai,Hamaara dil,Hamaara dil,Hamaara dil,..Hamaara dil bhi hamare pas hai:p

Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,
Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad

Woh raishmi balon wali,Bhoori ankhon wali,Komal hathon or naram pairon wali,matakti hoi andhairay main,tumharay paas ayegiaur dheeray sai bolegi…“Maiyooon”…

AstaghfirullahAstaghfirullahAstaghfirullah
Yeh sms aap 500 logon ko send karen Insha Allah aapka
balance khatam ho jayega…

Tum kuttay ho kuttay hi raho gaytumhari aanay wali sari naslainkuttay ki maut marengitum khud bhi kuttay ki maut marogay!….Billi ne ye kuttay se kaha or chali gayi

Haath Main Lo Tou Dabane Ko Dil Kerta Hai
Dabalo Tou Choosne Ko Dil Kerta Hy
Choos Lo Tou Dil Nahi Bharta
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Saal main Ek Hii baar Tou Aata Hai AAAM . . .
HaPpY SumMer SeAsOn . . . ;->