Misleading SMS, Text Messages and Quotes

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Woh Chom Lein Ek Bar to Urjaati Hai Neend,

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Woh chom lein ek bar to Urjaati hai neend,

Unki awaz sunte sunte raat jati hai beet,

Is liye kehte hain ye risk na uthao,
“MORTEIN JALAO “MACHAR BHAGAO:-o

A Light Can Replace Dark

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A light can replace dark
A success can replace failure
A smile can replace pain
But nothing can replace YOU
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WHY?
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Defective piece
No replacement:D

Asi Zndgi Ka Krna Bhi Kia He.

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Teachr. Bcho wada kro cigrett shrab nhi pioge.
bche:nhi pienge.
teachr:larkio ka pecha nhi kroge
bche:nhi krnge
teachr:un pr awazen nhi kso ge.
bche: nhi ksenge.
teachr: apni zndgi wtn pr qurban kroge.
bche:  krenge.
asi zndgi ka krna bhi kia he.

Raise Your Standards

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My Msg 2 da wrld!

If u like me,
raise your hands :-)

.. if not,

then raise your standards!!

Three FASTEST Means of Communication

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Three FASTEST means of Communication :

1. Tele-Phone

2. Tele-Vision

3. Tell to Woman

Need still FASTER – Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE..

3 Easy Ways to Die

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3 Easy Ways to Die

Take a Cigar daily – You will die 10 years early.

Drink Rum daily – You will die 30 years early.

Love Someone Truly – You will die daily.

Tumse Mil Kar Hogaya Zindgi Se Pyar

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Tumse mil kar hogaya zindgi se pyar
Raah main chorr kar mat jana mere yaar
Bin tere hum ji na payenge
Tum na hoge to hum
BEWAQOOF
kisay banayenge;-)

Pillow is Like a True Love

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True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.

Fizao Mai Tum Ho

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Fizao mai tum ho,
hawao mai tum ho
baharo mai tum ho
dhop mai tum ho,
chaho mai tum ho,

sach hi suna tha,
Buri atma ka koi thikana nhi hota.

Bhoolay Se Shadi Ka Wada Kia Parveen Se

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Bhoolay se shadi ka wada kia Parveen se,
Warna hamein mohabat thi Samreen se,
Na pocho phr kya hal hua hamara,
Anjane ma ya sab keh dia Nasreen se…

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