Ladies Are Selfish
When I was a cute child
Many ladies wanted to
Kiss Me and
I allowed them
Now I want to Kiss
Cute ladies but they
don’t allow me
Moral: Ladies are selfish….
Misleading SMS, Text Messages and Quotes
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By “double meaning or misleading sms” we refer to those messages which are twisted and tends to be different than somebody can think of.
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Jab Barish Ho to Bahar Betha Karo
Jab barish ho to bahar betha karo
Tumhari kismat khul jaye gi
Kismat na badli to kya howa
Kam se kam shakal to dhul jaye gi
All People in This World Stand on Single Leg For
All people in this world
Be it Indians or Americans
Be it Canadian or Australian
Atleast once a day
Stand on single leg for
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Changing underwear!
Its the Things That Satisfies Your Mind
It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.
Short Thing Gets Longer
A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman’s breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?
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