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Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class

Think +ve:)

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When I was a cute child
Many ladies wanted to
Kiss Me and
I allowed them

Now I want to Kiss
Cute ladies but they
don’t allow me

Moral:  Ladies are selfish….

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Jab barish ho to bahar betha karo
Tumhari kismat khul jaye gi

Kismat na badli to kya howa
Kam se kam shakal to dhul jaye gi

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All people in this world

Be it Indians or Americans
Be it Canadian or Australian

Atleast once a day
Stand on single leg for
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Changing underwear!

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It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.

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A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman’s breast
& enters into a small hole
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Mera Number 10 May say Offi Ho Jayega
because mera visa lag gaya hai. I am going to England for
3 years. Remember me in your prayers. See you around.
Miss you All.
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Kal Raat Yeh Khuwab Aaya Tha

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 boy:I luv u

girl:Me too

boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho?

girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho

boy: U cheater.. main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho…

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Sweet like honey, costly like money, blessing like shower, smiling like flower, cool like ice, a friend so nice, guess who?

O hello,Its me..

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