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 boy:I luv u
girl:Me too
boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho?
girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho
boy: U cheater.. main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho…

Sweet like honey, costly like money, blessing like shower, smiling like flower, cool like ice, a friend so nice, guess who?
 
 
O hello,Its me..

Woh chom lein ek bar to Urjaati hai neend,
Unki awaz sunte sunte raat jati hai beet,
Is liye kehte hain ye risk na uthao,
“MORTEIN JALAO “MACHAR BHAGAO:-o

A light can replace dark
A success can replace failure
A smile can replace pain
But nothing can replace YOU
.
.
WHY?
.
.
.
.
Defective piece
No replacement:D

Teachr. Bcho wada kro cigrett shrab nhi pioge.
bche:nhi pienge.
teachr:larkio ka pecha nhi kroge
bche:nhi krnge
teachr:un pr awazen nhi kso ge.
bche: nhi ksenge.
teachr: apni zndgi wtn pr qurban kroge.
bche:  krenge.
asi zndgi ka krna bhi kia he.

My Msg 2 da wrld!
If u like me,
raise your hands
.. if not,
then raise your standards!!

Three FASTEST means of Communication :
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE..

3 Easy Ways to Die
Take a Cigar daily - You will die 10 years early.
Drink Rum daily - You will die 30 years early.
Love Someone Truly - You will die daily.

Tumse mil kar hogaya zindgi se pyar
Raah main chorr kar mat jana mere yaar
Bin tere hum ji na payenge
Tum na hoge to hum
BEWAQOOF
kisay banayenge;-)

True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.

Fizao mai tum ho,
hawao mai tum ho
baharo mai tum ho
dhop mai tum ho,
chaho mai tum ho,
sach hi suna tha,
Buri atma ka koi thikana nhi hota.

Bhoolay se shadi ka wada kia Parveen se,
Warna hamein mohabat thi Samreen se,
Na pocho phr kya hal hua hamara,
Anjane ma ya sab keh dia Nasreen se…

Tip of the day:
Always keep ur pic in ur pocket, u know y?
Whenver u face any problem just see ur pic and say 3 times "If I can fact this, I can face anything"…

Astaghfirullah
Astaghfirullah
Astaghfirullah
Yeh sms aap 500 logon ko send karen Insha Allah aapka
balance khatam ho jayega…

Today’s Titanic’s 94 Anniversary…
So Every True Lover is Requested…
In Memory of Jack & Rose…
To Put Their Mobile Into Water For 2 Minutes!

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In1 year,12 months,365 days & nights,8760 hours,52560 min,3153600 sec,sirf aap ko hi yaad kia.
Aur sirf 2 mins lagayis jhoot ko type kernay mein :p;)

I love PAKISTAN
P= parveenA= asmaK= kiranI= iqraS= seherT= tubaA= aaliaN= nida
PAKISTAN meri jan sab se pehle pakistani love PAKISTAN

Suno!Aaj Aftari meinsamose bi thaypakoray bi thaysharbat bhi tha
kele bhi thesaib bhi theangoor bhi theKhujoor bhi thi
basaik tumhari kami thi
Kharboozay!

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