Misleading SMS, Text Messages and Quotes

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Latest, Unique and Top / Super Quality Misleading SMS Collection
in Hindi, Urdu and English

By “double meaning or misleading sms” we refer to those messages which are twisted and tends to be different than somebody can think of.

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Ladies Are Selfish

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When I was a cute child
Many ladies wanted to
Kiss Me and
I allowed them

Now I want to Kiss
Cute ladies but they
don’t allow me

Moral:  Ladies are selfish….

Jab Barish Ho to Bahar Betha Karo

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Jab barish ho to bahar betha karo
Tumhari kismat khul jaye gi

Kismat na badli to kya howa
Kam se kam shakal to dhul jaye gi

All People in This World Stand on Single Leg For

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All people in this world

Be it Indians or Americans
Be it Canadian or Australian

Atleast once a day
Stand on single leg for
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Changing underwear!

Its the Things That Satisfies Your Mind

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It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.

Short Thing Gets Longer

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A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman’s breast
& enters into a small hole
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