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Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class
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When I was a cute child
Many ladies wanted to
Kiss Me and
I allowed them
Now I want to Kiss
Cute ladies but they
don’t allow me
Moral: Ladies are selfish….
Jab barish ho to bahar betha karo
Tumhari kismat khul jaye gi
Kismat na badli to kya howa
Kam se kam shakal to dhul jaye gi
All people in this world
Be it Indians or Americans
Be it Canadian or Australian
Atleast once a day
Stand on single leg for
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Changing underwear!
It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.
A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman’s breast
& enters into a small hole
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Mera Number 10 May say Offi Ho Jayega
because mera visa lag gaya hai. I am going to England for
3 years. Remember me in your prayers. See you around.
Miss you All.
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Kal Raat Yeh Khuwab Aaya Tha
boy:I luv u
girl:Me too
boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho?
girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho
boy: U cheater.. main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho…
Sweet like honey, costly like money, blessing like shower, smiling like flower, cool like ice, a friend so nice, guess who?
O hello,Its me..