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Misc SMS, Text Messages and Quotes
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If Marriages Are Made in Heaven,
Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?
Answer: The days after marriage!
Your Husband Needs Rest
Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest
and pease so here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you.!!
Biryani Khane Ki Dua! – Funny SMS, Misc SMS
Biryani khane ki Dua!
Niyat Krta Hoon Main 4 Plate Biryani Ki,
Vastey 15,20 Boti K.
Bma Zrda,Raita or Salad K.
Munh Mera Deg Ki Taraf.
BISMILLAH
Agar Main Ap Ko SMS Karti Hoon
Agar Main Ap Ko SMS Karti Hoon To Iss Ka Matlab Ye Nahi Ke Ap Bhi Mujhe SMS Karein Ap Mujhe Cake, Biscuit, Juice, Fruit, Pizza, Cards, Nimko Bhi Bhej Sakti Hain
Importance of Thumb
Importance of thumb…
Child use it 4 chewing,
Illiterate people use it 4 sign,
Winners 4 victory,
and myy Fans use it 4 reading my msgs….oh… U too?;-)
Teri Tasveer Bana Dali or Likha Ye Pegham Hai
Koray kaghaz pe likha tera naam hai,
Teri tasveer bana dali or likha ye pegham hai,
“Dimaghi tawazun theek nahi”
dhondnay wale ko 50,000 ka inaam hai
Ye Tumhara Dost Phool Sunghne Kab Uthe Ga?”
Ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par phool daal raha hota hai.
Aur brabar mein bhi, ek aadmi apne dost
ki kabar par chawal daal raha hota hai.
Pehla aadmi doosre se kehta hai,
“Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthe ga?”
Doosra aadmi,
“Jab tumha
Indian Film Names if We Replace Dil with Egg
Agar “Dil” ko aanda(egg) kehtey
to indian films k naam aisay hote
Hum Aanda de chuke sanam,
Yeh aanda aapka huwa,
Hum aap k aanday main rehte hain,
Aandy waale Bread le jayienge….
U R Requested 2 Switch Off Ur Mobile to Avoid Any Burn Injuries
Dear Customer:
u r requested 2 switch off ur mobile To avoid Any burn injuries
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as the sender of the msg iz a Damn HOT Personality…..