Pepsi k liye KAREENA..

Thumps up k liye AKSHAY..

Fanta k liye RANI..

Cock k liye ASHWARIA..

Tum mat ghabrao..!

HARPIC k liye tumhain hi select karenge

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”Love”is the medicine 4 any kind of pain but

be sure. . . .!!!!There is no medicine in the world 4 the pain given by

..”LOVE”..

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 boy:I luv u

girl:Me too

boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho?

girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho

boy: U cheater.. main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho…

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Woh chom lay ek bar to Ur jaati hai neend,
Unki awaz sunte sunte raat jati hai beet,
Is liye kehte hain yeh risk na uthao,
“MORTEIN JALAO”, “MACHAR BHAGAO”

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1 pathan ko khali msg aaya
Pathan ne usi mobile number per call ker k kaha
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Woy yaara!
Tumko malum hay?
tumhara mobile ki siyahi
khatam ho gaya hy!

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S:Salaa
M:Muft da
S:Siyapa
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Je na karo,te kanjoos..!
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Je karo, te wely..!

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While Dad was polishing his new car,
his 4 yr old son picked stone & scratched lines on the side of the car.
In his anger, Dad took the child’s hand & hit it many times, not
realizing he was using a wrench.
At the hospital, his child said “Dad when will my fingers grow back?”
Dad was so hurt.
He went back to car and kicked it a lot of times.
Sitting back he looked at the scratches, child wrote “I LOVE YOU DAD”
Anger and Love has no limits…

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Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.

They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.

Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.

Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone..

Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path..

Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.

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Love your friends not their sisters.
Love your sisters not their friends.

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“HEIGHT OF DREAMING”
Last Night Bill Gates Came In My Dream And Said:
Yaar Tere Pass Windows-XP Ki CD Hay?

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