Technology Makes It Possible
Technology makes it possible
for people to gain control
over everything,
except over technology
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Collection of Latest Misc Jokes SMS & Text Messages in Hindi, English and Urdu.
Technology makes it possible
for people to gain control
over everything,
except over technology
Thousands laid down their lives
so that our country breath this day…
never forget their sacrifice..
Happy Republic day 26th Jan
Four biggest problems of Pakistan…
1. Load Shedding
2. Inflation
3. Sucide Bombing
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4. Falling in true love (infatuation) every week…
Who is Responsible?
Government?
Cellular Companies?
or We?
Doob marne ka muqam
Aik larki burkey mai bus stop
par bus ka wait kar rahi thi
aik motorcycle par aadmi aaya
or kaha “Chalti hai kya, Aaj saath na?”
larki: ‘Abbu mai hoon’…
What if
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Me & You Don’t
Wear New
Footwear on Eid
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Money Saved
Can Buy A
Month’s Food For
1 Flood Affected
Family!
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What If
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We Don’t Wear
New Clothes This
Eid?
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The Same
Amount Can
Provide Shelter
(Tents) to
Homeless
Pakistanis
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What If
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We Don’t Eat
Fruits This
Ramadan?
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It Can Make A
Great Difference
To Those Who
Have No Water
To Drink!
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SACRIFICE IS THE SOUL OF ISLAM
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This is What The
Month of
Ramadan Is All
About!
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Donate for Flood Victims…
A young FROG goes 2
PALMIST 2 know its future
Palmist:U ll meet a young girl
who want 2 know evrythng abt u
Frog:Gr8 when n where?
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Palmist: Next year in biology lab
How can u believe on the word ‘believe’,
when there is a lie in center ? ![]()
- Think..
Question : When do you CONGRATULATE
someone for their MISTAKE.
2 Aurten1 drakht ke neche bethi kafi dair se baatain kar rahi thi.
Ke achanak drakhat se aik aam (mango) gira.
pehli aurat: Yeh aam kese gira?
Dusri aurat kuch bolne wali thi ke..
Aam khudhaath jor kar bola!
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Pak gaya hoon mai tum dono ke baatain sun sun kar.
Happy mango season
A little girl asked her Father: How did the human race appear?
The father answered: God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was all mankind made.
Two days later she asks her mother the same question.
The mother answered: Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race was developed.
The confused girl returns to her father and says: dad’, how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God and Mama says they were developed from monkeys.
The Father answers: Well dear, it is very simple. I told you about the origin of my side of the family while your mother told you about HER side.