Memon: My father died.
How much you charge
for news.

News Agent: 50 Rs. Per Word

Memon: Write “Ghaffar Died”

News Agent: Sir atleast 6 words
are required.

Memon: OK Write
“Ghaffar Died Suzuki Mehran For Sale”

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Ants (Chunti) are going out
from Memon Room.

Memon: Where are you going?
and what are you taking while leaving?

Ant (Chunti): You Miser Scrooge ( کنجوس مکھیچوس )

Its better to migrate (Hijrat)
rather to die of hunger.

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1 memon subha so ko utha to dekha ke uski biwi mar gaye hay.
Wo foran kitchen me gaya or apni beti ko galay laga kra rony laga or bola
“1 banday ka nashta kam banana”

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Aik memon mar raha tha
us ne apni bv aur bacho ko 
aik aik ker k awaz di aur pocha k kaha ho?
sab ne jawab dia aap k pass hi hain to
marte howe memon ne jawab dia k
sab yahan ho to barabar wale room ka pankha q chal raha hai?

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1 memon road se guzar raha tha,
achanak usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya
aur zoor se chillaya,
kameenaay log
poti b aesi kartai hen jaisay koi samoosa para ho..

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