Insult SMS, Text Messages and Quotes

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1 Larki Mujh Ko Hans K Dekh Rahi Hai

Posted in Funny SMS, Insult SMS
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A boy told his friend,
“yar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai”.

Friend answered:
“Sahi se dekh,
hans k dekh rahi hai
ya
dekh k hans rahi hai :-)

Fizao Mai Tum Ho

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Fizao mai tum ho,
hawao mai tum ho
baharo mai tum ho
dhop mai tum ho,
chaho mai tum ho,

sach hi suna tha,
Buri atma ka koi thikana nhi hota.

Tip of the Day

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Tip of the day:

Always keep ur pic in ur pocket, u know y?

Whenver u face any problem just see ur pic and say 3 times “If I can fact this, I can face anything”… ;)

Today’s Titanic’s 94 Anniversary

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Today’s Titanic’s 94 Anniversary…
So Every True Lover is Requested…
In Memory of Jack & Rose…
To Put Their Mobile Into Water For 2 Minutes! ;-)

Only You Were Selected

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My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
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Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.

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