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Wife: sunye jub app nay pehli baar mera ghonghut uthaya tha tu kesa mehsos kya tha?
Husband: mai marr jata agar AAYAT-UL-KURSI yaad na hoti

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Fresh Orange Juice Ka DABBA Send Kia Hy Khali Hy TUM Sirf Paon Maar Kar PATAKHA Bajao Or KHUSH hojao

Boy: Ay bewafa tunay Dil Jala dala, dil jal ke raakh hogaya…
Girl: Teri yeh Qurbani bekar nahi jayegi, Raakh idhar bhej day, Bartan dhonay k kaam aayegi…

I just feel u…
Whenever I feel u…
I just miss u…
Whenever i miss u …
I just wana See u …
Do u know why…
It’s just beacuse ….
******I LOVE CARTOONS*******

God thought that since
he couldnt b everywhere
he made a mother.
Then devil thought that
he couldnt be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.

Yash Johar is producing a new film
& is searching 4 new talent.
I’ve suggested ur name.
Pls go & meet him.
The movie’s name is “AQAL HO NA HO”

Ik larki thi deewani si
Mobile lay kay chalti thi
Nazren jukha kar, sharma kar
Mobile mein jane kya dekha karti thi
Jab bhi milti thi mujh se
Mujh se poocha karti thi
ON kaise hota hai?
yeh
ON kaise hota hai?

Kisi nay dil badal liya,
Kisi nay dharkan badl li,
Aap k paas kuch nahin tha badalnay ko,
to
aap nay masjid main ja kar chappal badal li:p

Baharo phool barsao mera “DOST”aya hai.
Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai.
Barso tak thi jise pani se “ELERGY”
Woh aaj “LUX” se nahaya hai.

Apne pyar ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h jatane ki,
Apni khubsurti ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h dikhane ki…
Ab aur PERFUME mat lagao,
tumhain zarurat h nahane ki

Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,
And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.

Koray kaghaz pe likha tera naam hai,
Teri tasveer bana dali or likha ye pegham hai,
“Dimaghi tawazun theek nahi”
dhondnay wale ko 50,000 ka inaam hai

Woh subah ki thandak,
Woh toliye ki khushbu,
Woh shamp ki bottle,
Woh dhule howay kapron ka sakoon,
.
.
.
.
.
Tum kiya jano ye to sirf nahanay
wale hi jante hain:p

A boy told his friend,
“yar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai”.
Friend answered:
“Sahi se dekh,
hans k dekh rahi hai
ya
dekh k hans rahi hai :-)”

Fizao mai tum ho,hawao mai tum hobaharo mai tum hodhop mai tum ho,chaho mai tum ho,
sach hi suna tha,Buri atma ka koi thikana nhi hota.

Tip of the day:
Always keep ur pic in ur pocket, u know y?
Whenver u face any problem just see ur pic and say 3 times “If I can fact this, I can face anything”…

Today’s Titanic’s 94 Anniversary…So Every True Lover is Requested…In Memory of Jack & Rose…To Put Their Mobile Into Water For 2 Minutes!

My eyes detectedMy heart reactedThousand were rejected &Only you were selected…….Because I needed a monkeyfor an advertisement.

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