Loading ...Pakistan Means in 2008
Pakistan means in 2008
P = Petrol 68.89
A = Aata 26 rs kg
K = Khudkash hamle
I = Ilm ki Kami
S = Sarko Pe Pani
T = Traffic Jam
A = Awam Pareshan
N = No Electricity
Insult SMS, Text Messages and Quotes
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Ankhey Hey Matar Ki Trha
Ankhey hey matar ki trha
gal hey tematar ki trha
haut hey bhendi ki trha
pora chara hey gobei ki trha
Allha ney dost deya to wo bhei sabzi mandi ki trha.
A Light Can Replace Dark
A light can replace dark
A success can replace failure
A smile can replace pain
But nothing can replace YOU
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WHY?
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Defective piece
No replacement:D
Women R Like an Internet Virus
Women r like an Internet Virus
they
ENTER ur Life,
SCAN ur pockets,
TRANSFER ur money,
EDIT ur mind,
DOWNLOAD their prob.s,
DELETE ur smile
& HANG U 4ever!
Raise Your Standards
My Msg 2 da wrld!
If u like me,
raise your hands 
.. if not,
then raise your standards!!
When Your LIFE is in DARKNESS
When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.
Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness – Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.
Good Night
If You Do NOT Have a Girl Friend
If you do NOT have a Girl Friend – You are missing SOME thing in your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend – You are missing EVERY thing in your life.
Three FASTEST Means of Communication
Three FASTEST means of Communication :
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER – Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE..
A Foolish Man Tells a Woman to STOP Talking
A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells
her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
Why Do Most Women Spend Much Time on Improving Their LOOKS
Why do most women spend much time on improving their LOOKS n not their MINDS??
Bcz they now that men are STUPID, but not BLIND…!!