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Pepsi K Liye KAREENA..

Posted on July 1st, 2008 in Insult SMS,Misc SMS by Iram Javed
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Pepsi k liye KAREENA..

Thumps up k liye AKSHAY..

Fanta k liye RANI..

Cock k liye ASHWARIA..

Tum mat ghabrao..!

HARPIC k liye tumhain hi select karenge ;)

THOUGHT FOR a LIFE TIME

Posted on June 23rd, 2008 in Insult SMS by Iram Javed
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THOUGHT FOR A LIFE TIME: Its really hard to wait for the right person in your life….
Especially when the wrong ones r so cute!!!

Whats the Biggest Pressure on Pakistan Players

Posted on June 23rd, 2008 in Funny SMS,Insult SMS by Iram Javed
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Whats the biggest pressure on Pak players when they need
1 run to win with 5 overs remaining & 10 wickets in hand?
“Ya Allah… Jeet K english bolni Paregi”

Pakistan Means in 2008

Posted on May 27th, 2008 in Insult SMS,Political SMS by Iram Javed
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Pakistan means in 2008

P = Petrol 68.89
A = Aata 26 rs kg
K = Khudkash hamle
I = Ilm ki Kami
S = Sarko Pe Pani
T = Traffic Jam
A =  Awam Pareshan
N = No Electricity

 

Ankhey Hey Matar Ki Trha

Posted on May 24th, 2008 in Funny SMS,Insult SMS by Iram Javed
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Ankhey hey matar ki trha
gal hey tematar ki trha
haut hey bhendi ki trha
pora chara hey gobei ki trha
Allha ney dost deya to wo bhei sabzi mandi ki trha.

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