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		<title>Welcome 2 Www.love-affair.com</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2011 07:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Welcome 2 www.love-affair.comType password****&#8230;..processing&#8230; Sorry! Apki affair karneki umar guzar chuki haiPlz try4 www.namaz-roza.comSimilar SMS: Welcome 2 Www.love-affair.com Smart, Dumb, Man, Woman 1 Memon Road Se Guzar Raha Tha 1 Larki Ne Namaz Parh Kr Dua Mangi I Love PAKISTAN ArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArray]]></description>
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		<title>Doob Marne Ka Muqam</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Sep 2010 19:32:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Doob marne ka muqam Aik larki burkey mai bus stop par bus ka wait kar rahi thi aik motorcycle par aadmi aaya or kaha &#8220;Chalti hai kya, Aaj saath na?&#8221; larki: &#8216;Abbu mai hoon&#8217;&#8230;Similar SMS: Ye Tumhara Dost Phool Sunghne Kab Uthe Ga?” 1 Larki Mujh Ko Hans K Dekh Rahi Hai Ik Larki Thi [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Are O Sambha,</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jun 2010 23:02:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Insult SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Are O sambha, zara bata to 1 msg ka kitna Daam Rakha H Bilkul Free Hai sarkar To utha mobile or Bhej msg sab kanjooso ko Jinko free b mehanga lagta hai&#8230; ;-> Similar SMS: Ik Larki Thi Deewani Si Boy: Ay Bewafa Tunay Dil Jala Dala, Agar Main Ap Ko SMS Karti Hoon Kya [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jab Barish Ho to Bahar Betha Karo</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jun 2010 16:25:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Barish / Rainy Day SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Insult SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Misleading SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Jab barish ho to bahar betha karo Tumhari kismat khul jaye gi Kismat na badli to kya howa Kam se kam shakal to dhul jaye giSimilar SMS: Mausam Hai Barish Ka, Aur Yaad Tumhari Aati Hai Jab Barish Hoti Hai Aftari Main Sirf Tumhari Kami Thi Aaj Badal Kalay Gehray Hain,aaj Chand Pay Lakhon Pehray [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kya Andaaz Hai, Kya Jalve Hai, Kya Style Hai,</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 May 2010 09:58:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Insult SMS]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=3828</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[kya andaaz hai, kya jalve hai, kya style hai, aur kya smile hai. Message to karte nahi aur garv se kehte ho mere pas mobile hai?Similar SMS: Ik Larki Thi Deewani Si Today&#8217;s Titanic&#8217;s 94 Anniversary Today&#8217;s Titanic&#8217;s 94 Anniversary Are O Sambha, Women R Like an Internet Virus ArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArray]]></description>
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		<title>Newton 7th Law for KESC</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 May 2010 05:04:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cool/Decent SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Insult SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Newton 7th Law: The rate of load shedding is directly proposal to the rise in temperature but The beghairti of KESE (Karachi Electricly Supply Corporation) remains constant. Similar SMS: Four Biggest Problems of Pakistan New Way of Mirza Ghalib Poetry Give Me a Pocket Full of Money, Meera Was Travelling in a Plane, Any Boyfriend [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Happy Mango Season</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 19:36:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Happy Mango Season SMS]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Misc SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[2 Aurten1 drakht ke neche bethi kafi dair se baatain kar rahi thi. Ke achanak drakhat se aik aam (mango) gira. pehli aurat: Yeh aam kese gira? Dusri aurat kuch bolne wali thi ke.. Aam khudhaath jor kar bola! . . . . . . . . . Pak gaya hoon mai tum dono ke [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pepsi K Liye KAREENA..</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 09:11:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Insult SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Misc SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Pepsi k liye KAREENA.. Thumps up k liye AKSHAY.. Fanta k liye RANI.. Cock k liye ASHWARIA.. Tum mat ghabrao..! HARPIC k liye tumhain hi select karenge Similar SMS: Apne Pyar Ko Mat Chupao Woh Chom Lay Ek Bar to Ur Jaati Hai Neend, 1 Larki Mujh Ko Hans K Dekh Rahi Hai ArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArray]]></description>
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		<title>THOUGHT FOR a LIFE TIME</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 05:42:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Insult SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[THOUGHT FOR A LIFE TIME: Its really hard to wait for the right person in your life&#8230;. Especially when the wrong ones r so cute!!!Similar SMS: Evil Made a Mother-in-law. Doob Marne Ka Muqam Why Do Most Women Spend Much Time on Improving Their LOOKS If You Do NOT Have a Girl Friend When Your [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Whats the Biggest Pressure on Pakistan Players</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 05:40:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Insult SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Whats the biggest pressure on Pak players when they need 1 run to win with 5 overs remaining &#38; 10 wickets in hand? &#8220;Ya Allah&#8230; Jeet K english bolni Paregi&#8221;Similar SMS: Why Boys Hold Girl&#8217;s Hand? Four Biggest Problems of Pakistan Huge Hands Do U Know Whats a B C D E F G? Do [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pakistan Means in 2008</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2008 05:12:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Insult SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Political SMS]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=641</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Pakistan means in 2008 P = Petrol 68.89 A = Aata 26 rs kg K = Khudkash hamle I = Ilm ki Kami S = Sarko Pe Pani T = Traffic Jam A =  Awam Pareshan N = No Electricity  Similar SMS: When Your LIFE is in DARKNESS Zardari Bhai Lailo Nawaz Bhi Lailo Three [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ankhey Hey Matar Ki Trha</title>
		<link>http://www.sms4pleasure.com/funny-sms/ankhey-hey-matar-ki-trha.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 May 2008 18:17:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Insult SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Ankhey hey matar ki trha gal hey tematar ki trha haut hey bhendi ki trha pora chara hey gobei ki trha Allha ney dost deya to wo bhei sabzi mandi ki trha.Similar SMS: Ye Tumhara Dost Phool Sunghne Kab Uthe Ga?” Phol Barsao Mera Dost Aya Hai Phulon Se Khoobsurat Koi Nahi. Hamari Dosti Ka Kitna [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Light Can Replace Dark</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 May 2008 18:13:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Insult SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Misleading SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A light can replace dark A success can replace failure A smile can replace pain But nothing can replace YOU . . WHY? . . . . Defective piece No replacement:DSimilar SMS: Pillow is Like a True Love Pillow is Like a True Love Kya Andaaz Hai, Kya Jalve Hai, Kya Style Hai, Women R [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Women R Like an Internet Virus</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 12:17:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Insult SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[like]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Virus]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=611</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Women r like an Internet Virus they ENTER ur Life, SCAN ur pockets, TRANSFER ur money, EDIT ur mind, DOWNLOAD their prob.s, DELETE ur smile &#38; HANG U 4ever!Similar SMS: IT Poetry &#8211; Abhi Abhi to Pyaar Ka Computer Kiya Hai Chaaloo Someday You May Lose Your Hair ATM Machine &#8211; Man VS Woman Heart [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Raise Your Standards</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 11:52:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Insult SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Misleading SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[raise]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[My Msg 2 da wrld! If u like me, raise your hands .. if not, then raise your standards!!Similar SMS: None Found ArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArray]]></description>
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		<title>When Your LIFE is in DARKNESS</title>
		<link>http://www.sms4pleasure.com/funny-sms/when-your-life-is-in-darkness.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 05:12:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Good Night SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Insult SMS]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=587</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness &#8211; Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL. Good NightSimilar SMS: Good Night My Very Special Friend Darkness is Everywhere Whenever , Wherever Ill Be There for You U Hold Most [...]]]></description>
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		<title>If You Do NOT Have a Girl Friend</title>
		<link>http://www.sms4pleasure.com/funny-sms/if-you-do-not-have-a-girl-friend.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 05:11:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Insult SMS]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=585</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[If you do NOT have a Girl Friend &#8211; You are missing SOME thing in your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend &#8211; You are missing EVERY thing in your life.Similar SMS: What is the Difference Between Call Girl, Girl Friend and Wife Though a Boy is Physically Stronger Ghalib Ne Apni Girl Friend [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Three FASTEST Means of Communication</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 05:09:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Insult SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Misleading SMS]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=582</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Three FASTEST means of Communication : 1. Tele-Phone 2. Tele-Vision 3. Tell to Woman Need still FASTER &#8211; Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE..Similar SMS: Pakistan Means in 2008 Short Thing Gets Longer If a Black Cat Crosses U A Foolish Man Tells a Woman to STOP Talking Importance of Thumb ArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArray]]></description>
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		<title>A Foolish Man Tells a Woman to STOP Talking</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 05:08:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Flirt SMS]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.Similar SMS: Common Beliefs Men Have About Women A Man Who is Not Wise Saying of Hakeem Luqman Smart, Dumb, Man, Woman Loosing Your Vision ArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArray]]></description>
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		<title>Why Do Most Women Spend Much Time on Improving Their LOOKS</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 May 2008 08:03:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why do most women spend much time on improving their LOOKS n not their MINDS?? Bcz they now that men are STUPID, but not BLIND&#8230;!! Similar SMS: Common Beliefs Men Have About Women Everyone Who Thinks You Are Stupid, Stand Up Heart &#038; Brain to Understand Creating Perfect Relationship Female Readers Vs Male Readers ArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArray]]></description>
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		<title>Fizao Mai Tum Ho</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:32:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fizao mai tum ho, hawao mai tum ho baharo mai tum ho dhop mai tum ho, chaho mai tum ho, sach hi suna tha, Buri atma ka koi thikana nhi hota.Similar SMS: Fizao Mai Tum Ho Nokri Ke Liye Abba Ne Parhaya Tha Ager Phol Barsao Mera Dost Aya Hai Ye Fasana to APPRAISAL Mein [...]]]></description>
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		<title>If a Black Cat Crosses U</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:31:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If a Black Cat crosses u, when u r going somwhere, wat does it mean??? It means K US GHAREB BILLI PE KOI MUSEEBAT AANY WALI HAISimilar SMS: A Boy Was Sitting Under a Tree with His Girl Friend Happy Mango Season Pakistan Means in 2008 Three FASTEST Means of Communication If You Do NOT [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Always Keep Ur Pic in Ur Pocket</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:30:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tip of the day: Always keep ur pic in ur pocket, u know y? Whenver u face any problem just see ur pic and say 3 times &#34;If I can fact this, I can face anything&#34;&#8230; Similar SMS: Tip of the Day Give Me a Pocket Full of Money, Female Readers Vs Male Readers I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Agar Main Ap Ko SMS Karti Hoon</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:29:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Agar Main Ap Ko SMS Karti Hoon To Iss Ka Matlab Ye Nahi Ke Ap Bhi Mujhe SMS Karein Ap Mujhe Cake, Biscuit, Juice, Fruit, Pizza, Cards, Nimko Bhi Bhej Sakti HainSimilar SMS: Boy: U Cheater.. Main Samjha Tum Waqai Mujh Se Pyar Karti Ho&#8230; Mere Dost Se Pyaar Karti Hai Boy: Ay Bewafa Tunay [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Importance of Thumb</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:29:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Importance of thumb&#8230; Child use it 4 chewing, Illiterate people use it 4 sign, Winners 4 victory, and myy Fans use it 4 reading my msgs&#8230;.oh&#8230; U too?;-)Similar SMS: Who is the Boss? Who is the Boss? Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves No Limit Sadaf Khan ArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArray]]></description>
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		<title>Today&#8217;s Titanic&#8217;s 94 Anniversary</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:28:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today&#8217;s Titanic&#8217;s 94 Anniversary&#8230; So Every True Lover is Requested&#8230; In Memory of Jack &#38; Rose&#8230; To Put Their Mobile Into Water For 2 Minutes! Similar SMS: Today&#8217;s Titanic&#8217;s 94 Anniversary U R Requested 2 Switch Off Ur Mobile to Avoid Any Burn Injuries Ik Larki Thi Deewani Si A Negro Died and Reached Heaven [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Welcome 2 Www.love-affair.com</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:28:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Welcome 2 www.love-affair.com Type password**** &#8230;..processing&#8230; Sorry! Apki affair karneki umar guzar chuki hai Plz try4 www.namaz-roza.comSimilar SMS: Welcome 2 Www.love-affair.com Smart, Dumb, Man, Woman 3153600 Seconds &#8211; Sirf Aap Ko Hi Yaad Kia Ever Been in This Situation Before? 1 Memon Road Se Guzar Raha Tha ArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArray]]></description>
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		<title>Wife: Sunye Jub App Nay Pehli Baar Mera Ghonghut Uthaya Tha</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:28:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wife: sunye jub app nay pehli baar mera ghonghut uthaya tha tu kesa mehsos kya tha? Husband: mai marr jata agar AAYAT-UL-KURSI yaad na hotiSimilar SMS: Any Boyfriend Before Marriage HAMARA NAYA PAROSI Wife: If I Die What Will U Do? Husband Aur Wife in Hotel Itni Khushi Bardasht Nahin Ker Sakta ArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArray]]></description>
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		<title>Fresh Orange Juice Ka DABBA</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:28:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[// ¡&#8221;"&#8221;"&#8221;&#8221;¡ ¡Jùìçè ¡ ¡_____¡ Fresh Orange Juice Ka DABBA Send Kia Hy Khali Hy TUM Sirf Paon Maar Kar PATAKHA Bajao Or KHUSH hojaoSimilar SMS: Difference Between Wife &#038; Saali Agar Main Ap Ko SMS Karti Hoon Astaghfirullah Woh Subah Ki Thandak Ishq Ka Naas Karo Gi Mujhay Maloom Na Tha ArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArray]]></description>
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		<title>Boy: Ay Bewafa Tunay Dil Jala Dala,</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:28:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Boy: Ay bewafa tunay Dil Jala dala, dil jal ke raakh hogaya&#8230; Girl: Teri yeh Qurbani bekar nahi jayegi, Raakh idhar bhej day, Bartan dhonay k kaam aayegi&#8230;Similar SMS: Ludo Nahi Kheli Kya? Dobara Baari Ayegi Agar Main Ap Ko SMS Karti Hoon Touchin Lines Said by a Boy to a Girl During Breakup Boy: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Just Feel U…</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:28:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just feel u&#8230; Whenever I feel u&#8230; I just miss u&#8230; Whenever i miss u &#8230; I just wana See u &#8230; Do u know why&#8230; It’s just beacuse &#8230;. ******I LOVE CARTOONS*******Similar SMS: Moral of 3 Idiots What a Dialogue!! Pillow is Like a True Love Pillow is Like a True Love Notice [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Evil Made a Mother-in-law.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[God thought that since he couldnt b everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldnt be everywhere he made a mother-in-law.Similar SMS: Thank You Very Much! Your Father-in-law Learn a Foreign Language Modern Mother- Good Night Dear Why Did You Have to Die ArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArray]]></description>
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		<title>AQAL HO NA HO</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:27:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yash Johar is producing a new film &#38; is searching 4 new talent. I’ve suggested ur name. Pls go &#38; meet him. The movie’s name is “AQAL HO NA HO”Similar SMS: Caught Sleeping Together Moral of 3 Idiots 1 Boy Went 2 Meet His Girlfriend A Young FROG Goes 2 PALMIST 2 Knw Its Future [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ik Larki Thi Deewani Si</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:27:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ik larki thi deewani si Mobile lay kay chalti thi Nazren jukha kar, sharma kar Mobile mein jane kya dekha karti thi Jab bhi milti thi mujh se Mujh se poocha karti thi ON kaise hota hai? yeh ON kaise hota hai?Similar SMS: Doob Marne Ka Muqam Itna Khubsurat Kaise Muskura Lete Ho Ye Fasana [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chappal Badal Li</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:27:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kisi nay dil badal liya, Kisi nay dharkan badl li, Aap k paas kuch nahin tha badalnay ko, to aap nay masjid main ja kar chappal badal li:pSimilar SMS: BREAKING NEWS Aik Dafa Mirza Ghalib Ka Sote Hoe Peeshab Nikal Gaya Bush Ka “Kutta” Bush Se Roth Gaya 1 Elephant Romantic Mood May 1 Chunty [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Phol Barsao Mera Dost Aya Hai</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:27:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Baharo phool barsao mera “DOST”aya hai. Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai. Barso tak thi jise pani se “ELERGY” Woh aaj “LUX” se nahaya hai.Similar SMS: Ye Tumhara Dost Phool Sunghne Kab Uthe Ga?” Tumhari is Ada Ka Kya Jawad Du Fizao Mai Tum Ho Bewafai All Flowers Are Sweet But ArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArray]]></description>
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		<title>Apne Pyar Ko Mat Chupao</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:27:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apne pyar ko mat chupao, ise zarurat h jatane ki, Apni khubsurti ko mat chupao, ise zarurat h dikhane ki… Ab aur PERFUME mat lagao, tumhain zarurat h nahane kiSimilar SMS: IT Poetry &#8211; Abhi Abhi to Pyaar Ka Computer Kiya Hai Chaaloo Boy: U Cheater.. Main Samjha Tum Waqai Mujh Se Pyar Karti Ho&#8230; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mental Hospital is Not So Far</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:27:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Twinkle Twinkle little star, You should know what you are, And once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far.Similar SMS: Teri Girl Friend Gaye Bazar K.G Vs University That is Not My Dog. Love Your Friends Not Their Sisters Do Not Shoot the One in Front ArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArray]]></description>
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		<title>Teri Tasveer Bana Dali or Likha Ye Pegham Hai</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:27:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Koray kaghaz pe likha tera naam hai, Teri tasveer bana dali or likha ye pegham hai, “Dimaghi tawazun theek nahi” dhondnay wale ko 50,000 ka inaam haiSimilar SMS: Q &#8211; University Me Sari Ladkiyon Ke Kitne Naam Hote Hain? Sardar: Kal Mera Baap Kunwein Main Gir Gaya Qaum Bani Fool New Way of Mirza Ghalib [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Woh Subah Ki Thandak</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:27:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Woh subah ki thandak, Woh toliye ki khushbu, Woh shamp ki bottle, Woh dhule howay kapron ka sakoon, . . . . . Tum kiya jano ye to sirf nahanay wale hi jante hain:pSimilar SMS: Bush Ka “Kutta” Bush Se Roth Gaya Aik Memon Mar Raha Tha IT Poetry &#8211; Abhi Abhi to Pyaar Ka [...]]]></description>
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		<title>1 Larki Mujh Ko Hans K Dekh Rahi Hai</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:27:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A boy told his friend, “yar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai”. Friend answered: “Sahi se dekh, hans k dekh rahi hai ya dekh k hans rahi hai ”Similar SMS: Achi Si Larki Ka Rishta Bata Doob Marne Ka Muqam Ik Larki Thi Deewani Si B.Com from Punjab University Larka: Aik Larki [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fizao Mai Tum Ho</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 10:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fizao mai tum ho,hawao mai tum hobaharo mai tum hodhop mai tum ho,chaho mai tum ho, sach hi suna tha,Buri atma ka koi thikana nhi hota.Similar SMS: Fizao Mai Tum Ho Nokri Ke Liye Abba Ne Parhaya Tha Ager Ye Fasana to APPRAISAL Mein Bayan Hota Hai Ik Larki Thi Deewani Si Ye Tumhara Dost [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tip of the Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 10:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tip of the day: Always keep ur pic in ur pocket, u know y? Whenver u face any problem just see ur pic and say 3 times &#8220;If I can fact this, I can face anything&#8221;&#8230; Similar SMS: Always Keep Ur Pic in Ur Pocket Give Me a Pocket Full of Money, Female Readers Vs [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Today&#8217;s Titanic&#8217;s 94 Anniversary</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 10:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today&#8217;s Titanic&#8217;s 94 Anniversary&#8230;So Every True Lover is Requested&#8230;In Memory of Jack &#38; Rose&#8230;To Put Their Mobile Into Water For 2 Minutes! Similar SMS: Today&#8217;s Titanic&#8217;s 94 Anniversary U R Requested 2 Switch Off Ur Mobile to Avoid Any Burn Injuries Ik Larki Thi Deewani Si A Negro Died and Reached Heaven What Comes After [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Only You Were Selected</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 10:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My eyes detectedMy heart reactedThousand were rejected &#38;Only you were selected.......Because I needed a monkeyfor an advertisement.Similar SMS: If You Do NOT Have a Girl Friend ArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArray]]></description>
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