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Pepsi k liye KAREENA..
Thumps up k liye AKSHAY..
Fanta k liye RANI..
Cock k liye ASHWARIA..
Tum mat ghabrao..!
HARPIC k liye tumhain hi select karenge

THOUGHT FOR A LIFE TIME: Its really hard to wait for the right person in your life….
Especially when the wrong ones r so cute!!!

Whats the biggest pressure on Pak players when they need
1 run to win with 5 overs remaining & 10 wickets in hand?
“Ya Allah… Jeet K english bolni Paregi”

Pakistan means in 2008
P = Petrol 68.89
A = Aata 26 rs kg
K = Khudkash hamle
I = Ilm ki Kami
S = Sarko Pe Pani
T = Traffic Jam
A =  Awam Pareshan
N = No Electricity
 

Ankhey hey matar ki trha
gal hey tematar ki trha
haut hey bhendi ki trha
pora chara hey gobei ki trha
Allha ney dost deya to wo bhei sabzi mandi ki trha.

A light can replace dark
A success can replace failure
A smile can replace pain
But nothing can replace YOU
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WHY?
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Defective piece
No replacement:D

Women r like an Internet Virus
they
ENTER ur Life,
SCAN ur pockets,
TRANSFER ur money,
EDIT ur mind,
DOWNLOAD their prob.s,
DELETE ur smile
& HANG U 4ever!

My Msg 2 da wrld!
If u like me,
raise your hands
.. if not,
then raise your standards!!

When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.
Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.
Good Night

If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.

Three FASTEST means of Communication :
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE..

A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells
her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

Why do most women spend much time on improving their LOOKS n not their MINDS??
Bcz they now that men are STUPID, but not BLIND…!!

Fizao mai tum ho,
hawao mai tum ho
baharo mai tum ho
dhop mai tum ho,
chaho mai tum ho,
sach hi suna tha,
Buri atma ka koi thikana nhi hota.

If a Black Cat crosses u,
when u r going somwhere,
wat does it mean???
It means K US GHAREB BILLI PE KOI MUSEEBAT AANY WALI HAI

Tip of the day:
Always keep ur pic in ur pocket, u know y?
Whenver u face any problem just see ur pic and say 3 times "If I can fact this, I can face anything"…

Agar Main Ap Ko SMS Karti Hoon To Iss Ka Matlab Ye Nahi Ke Ap Bhi Mujhe SMS Karein Ap Mujhe Cake, Biscuit, Juice, Fruit, Pizza, Cards, Nimko Bhi Bhej Sakti Hain

Importance of thumb…
Child use it 4 chewing,
Illiterate people use it 4 sign,
Winners 4 victory,
and myy Fans use it 4 reading my msgs….oh… U too?;-)

Today’s Titanic’s 94 Anniversary…
So Every True Lover is Requested…
In Memory of Jack & Rose…
To Put Their Mobile Into Water For 2 Minutes!

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