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Latest, Unique and Top / Super Quality Insult SMS Collection
in Hindi, Urdu and English

Collection of Latest Insult SMS & Text Messages in Hindi, English and Urdu.

Are O Sambha,

Posted in Insult SMS
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Are O sambha,
zara bata to 1 msg ka kitna Daam Rakha H

Bilkul Free Hai sarkar

To utha mobile or
Bhej msg sab kanjooso ko Jinko free b mehanga lagta hai… ;->

Jab Barish Ho to Bahar Betha Karo

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Jab barish ho to bahar betha karo
Tumhari kismat khul jaye gi

Kismat na badli to kya howa
Kam se kam shakal to dhul jaye gi

Kya Andaaz Hai, Kya Jalve Hai, Kya Style Hai,

Posted in Insult SMS
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kya andaaz hai, kya jalve hai, kya style hai,
aur kya smile hai.

Message to karte nahi aur
garv se kehte ho mere pas mobile hai?

Newton 7th Law for KESC

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Newton 7th Law:

The rate of load shedding is directly proposal to
the rise in temperature

but

The beghairti of KESE (Karachi Electricly Supply Corporation)

remains constant.

Happy Mango Season

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2 Aurten1 drakht ke neche bethi kafi dair se baatain kar rahi thi.

Ke achanak drakhat se aik aam (mango) gira.

pehli aurat: Yeh aam kese gira?

Dusri aurat kuch bolne wali thi ke..

Aam khudhaath jor kar bola!
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Pak gaya hoon mai tum dono ke baatain sun sun kar.

Happy mango season