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Doob marne ka muqam

Aik larki burkey mai bus stop
par bus ka wait kar rahi thi

aik motorcycle par aadmi aaya
or kaha “Chalti hai kya, Aaj saath na?”

larki: ‘Abbu mai hoon’…

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Are O sambha,
zara bata to 1 msg ka kitna Daam Rakha H

Bilkul Free Hai sarkar

To utha mobile or
Bhej msg sab kanjooso ko Jinko free b mehanga lagta hai… ;->

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Jab barish ho to bahar betha karo
Tumhari kismat khul jaye gi

Kismat na badli to kya howa
Kam se kam shakal to dhul jaye gi

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kya andaaz hai, kya jalve hai, kya style hai,
aur kya smile hai.

Message to karte nahi aur
garv se kehte ho mere pas mobile hai?

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Newton 7th Law:

The rate of load shedding is directly proposal to
the rise in temperature

but

The beghairti of KESE (Karachi Electricly Supply Corporation)

remains constant.

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2 Aurten1 drakht ke neche bethi kafi dair se baatain kar rahi thi.

Ke achanak drakhat se aik aam (mango) gira.

pehli aurat: Yeh aam kese gira?

Dusri aurat kuch bolne wali thi ke..

Aam khudhaath jor kar bola!
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Pak gaya hoon mai tum dono ke baatain sun sun kar.

Happy mango season

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Pepsi k liye KAREENA..

Thumps up k liye AKSHAY..

Fanta k liye RANI..

Cock k liye ASHWARIA..

Tum mat ghabrao..!

HARPIC k liye tumhain hi select karenge

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THOUGHT FOR A LIFE TIME: Its really hard to wait for the right person in your life….
Especially when the wrong ones r so cute!!!

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Whats the biggest pressure on Pak players when they need
1 run to win with 5 overs remaining & 10 wickets in hand?
“Ya Allah… Jeet K english bolni Paregi”

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