At graduation, everybody is going
to get their diploma but Tom.

At the assembly Tom’s entire senior class screams
“Let Tom graduate, let Tom graduate!”

The principal in a moment of weakness agrees to give Tom one last chance.
 “If I have five peaches in my left hand
and five peaches in my right hand,
Tom, how many peaches do I have?”
he asked.

Tom thought long and hard and then said: “ten.”
And the entire senior class stood up and shouted.
“Give Tom another chance.
Give Tom another chance!”

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Naam jeda Zardari a
O banda nain bimari a
Samaj naie aandi loka nuun
A bandar a k madari a
A saade naal kare ga ki
Je-ney apni buddi mari a
Mein nain kenda apney wallon
A kendi dunya saari a
Aggey Bush nuun jhitter wajdey san
Hun lagda aedi bari a.

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Rozeedaroon!
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Halka Haath Rakhna
Aftari Hai Valima Nahi

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Aik pathan pehle rozey ko masjid
mai naat parne gaya

sab ne usse khoob maara.

bhala kyun?

Q ke pehle hi roze mai
pathan naat par raha tha

Alvida Alvida Mah-e-Ramzan Alvida

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Sehri ke baad
agar 15 ghante
gheri neend so liye
jaye to bhook piyaas
nahi lagti.

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Shiri Rehman Farmati Hain

Zardari Hazir Hay
Jurm Ki Saza Pane Ko

Koi Jote Se Na Mare
Mere Deewane Ko

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Wife: I told you several times
to place some curtains on the windows.
There is a man in the neighbourhood
who tried to see me.

Husband: Let him see you,
he will place curtains himself.

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Though A Boy
Is Physically Stronger
Than A Girl
But
Through Out His Life
He Waits For That
1 Girl In front Of whom
He Willingly Kneels Down

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An old lady, a girl,
a Pakistani and Indian Boy
were travelling on a train…

Suddenly, a tunnel came &
It got completely dark.

Suddenly, a Kiss Sound and
a slap sound was heard

When the tunnel ended, Indian boy
cheek was red due to slap.

He was thinking, Pakistani boy must have
kissed the girl and she slapped me
instead of him

Old lady was thinking that Indian boy have
kissed girl and got slap.

Girl was thinking that any of the boy
was trying to kiss me but kissed the lady
and got slap from her

Pakistani boy was thiking, If a tunnel
comes again, he will produce kiss sound
and slap the Indian boy again.

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Boy to Parrot: How do I look?

Parrot: You are a bas…tard…

Boy: It’s language is very bad.

Shopkeeper put the water on parror and
asked, “Will you say abusive words again?”

Parrot: No..

Boy: If a girls comes with me, what will you think?

Parrot: She may be your wife.

Boy: If there are two girls?

Parrot: One wife and other one is sister in law.

Boy: If three?

Parrot: One wife, second one sister in law, third one is your sister.

Boy: If four?

Parrot: Sir, please bring the water…

I told you he is a bas…tard…

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