Funny SMS, Text Messages and Quotes

Page No. 7

Q – University Me Sari Ladkiyon Ke Kitne Naam Hote Hain?

Posted on June 26th, 2010 in Funny SMS by Iram Javed
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Q – University me sari ladkiyon ke kitne naam hote hain?
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Ans- sirf 4,
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1. Meri Waali,
2. Teri Waali,
3. Meri Bhabhi,
4. Teri Bhabhi…!!!!

Dunya Ki Tareekh Ka Ek Aisa Sawal

Posted on June 26th, 2010 in Funny SMS by Iram Javed
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Dunya Ki Tareekh Ka Ek Aisa Sawal
Jo Aapki Neenden Urra Dega.

Magar Dil Tham K Sawal Parhna.

Sawal Ye Hai K.

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Bulgham Namkeen Hota Hai Ya Khatta?

Achi Si Larki Ka Rishta Bata

Posted on June 26th, 2010 in Funny SMS by Iram Javed
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1st Friend: Yaar Mere Liye Koi Achi Si Larki Ka Rishta Bata.

2nd Friend: Yaar 1 Larki Hai B.Com Ki.

1st Friend:

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Yaar Qoam Koi Bhi Ho Bas Parhi Likhi Honi Chahiye

Teacher: Bobby! Join These Two Sentences Together.

Posted on June 21st, 2010 in Funny SMS by Iram Javed
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Teacher: Bobby! Join these two sentences together.

I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body.

Bobby: I saw a Dead Body Cycling to school. :-)

K.G Vs University

Posted on June 19th, 2010 in Funny SMS by Iram Javed
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K.G VS University

K.G: Pencil, Rubber,
Sharpner, Scale, Daily
Le Jaty Thay
University: Ek Pen b Duusri
Class Se Maange Jaty
Thay

K.G: Class Mein Entr
Hony Se Pehly Ma’am
May I Come In Bolty
Thay
University: Bina Bataye hi
Pura Period Bun Krty
Thay

K.G: Bag Mein Har
Sbject Ki Book & Copy
Rakhty Thay
University: Har Snject Ki Ek
Hi Copy Banate Thay

K.G: Class Test Mein Star
Milta Tha
University: Full Moon Hii
Naseeb Hota Tha ..