Agar “Dil” ko aanda(egg) kehtey
to indian films k naam aisay hote
Hum Aanda de chuke sanam,
Yeh aanda aapka huwa,
Hum aap k aanday main rehte hain,
Aandy waale Bread le jayienge….
'Funny SMS'
Indian film names if we replace dil with egg
Three ants find an elephant asleep
Three ants find an elephant asleep.
One says,”We’ll kill him!”
Other one says,”We’ll break his legs!”
3rd one says:
“choro yaar bechara akela hai aur hum teen..!!”:-)
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Mominon Ramadan qareeb hai
Momino!
RAMADAN Qareeb Hai..
Aap Sab Se Request Hai
K Apnain Mobile Me Save
Jokes,
Pics,
Girls No’s
Delete Karnai Se Pehle
Mujhey send Karen..
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Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega
Mom: Beta khana khayega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Ladu khaiyega??
Beta: Na
Mom: Mithai Khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom:ice creame khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega!
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BE IZZAT HONAIN KA TAREEQA
Be Izzat Honay Ka Sub Se Aasan Tareeqa
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Uff Tauba!!!Be Izzat Honay ka Kitna Shoq Hai
K Tareeqa Dhoond Rahay Ho?
Pillow is like a true love
True Love is like a pillow.U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.Want True Love?Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.
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Fizao mai tum ho
Fizao mai tum ho,hawao mai tum hobaharo mai tum hodhop mai tum ho,chaho mai tum ho,
sach hi suna tha,Buri atma ka koi thikana nhi hota.
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Bhoolay se shadi ka wada kia Parveen se
Bhoolay se shadi ka wada kia Parveen se,Warna hamein mohabat thi Samreen se,Na pocho phr kya hal hua hamara,Anjane ma ya sab keh dia Nasreen se…
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Tip of the day
Tip of the day:
Always keep ur pic in ur pocket, u know y?
Whenver u face any problem just see ur pic and say 3 times “If I can fact this, I can face anything”…
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Today’s Titanic’s 94 Anniversary
Today’s Titanic’s 94 Anniversary…So Every True Lover is Requested…In Memory of Jack & Rose…To Put Their Mobile Into Water For 2 Minutes!
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Welcome 2 www.love-affair.com
Welcome 2 www.love-affair.comType password****…..processing…
Sorry! Apki affair karneki umar guzar chuki haiPlz try4 www.namaz-roza.com
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Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad
Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,
Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad
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Astaghfirullah
AstaghfirullahAstaghfirullahAstaghfirullah
Yeh sms aap 500 logon ko send karen Insha Allah aapka
balance khatam ho jayega…
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Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta
Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,Pass hote toh thik hai,Varna insurance claim karva lete…



