Modern Mother: Good night dear

old fashioned Mother: Shaba khair

My mama: mein is mobile nu aag laa deni ae

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A Terror For The Day:

When I Was Studying In School Days My Teachers Were Wearing Sun Glasses. . .

You Know Why?

Because,

I Was A

BRIGHT STUDENT =P (=

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Boy: I Love U
Girl: Shut Up

Boy: I Will Die 4 U
Girl: Shut Up

Boy: I Can’t Live Without U
Girl: Shut Up

Boy: I Will Marry U
Girl : Realy???

Boy: Shut Up

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I was The Most Outstanding Student Of My Class …

Because,

I Always Stand Outside The Class:-)

Proud 2 b an Out-Standing Student.

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A hypnotist hypnotised the whole audience in the hall with a pendulum.
Suddenly, d pendulum fell down. He said “SHIT”..!!
&
it took 3 days to clean d hall…!

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