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A woman sat down on a park bench, glanced around
and decided to stretch out her legs on the seat and relax.
After a while, a beggar came up to her and said,
“Hello, luv, how’s about us going for a walk together?”
“How dare you,” retorted the woman, “I’m not one of your cheap pickups!”
Well then,” said the tramp, “what are you doing in my bed?”
Banta’s son: Dad there is some one on the door to collect donations for a swimming pool.
Banta: Give him a glass of water.
One day the son of the big chief comes to the Medicine man and says “Big Chief no fart!”
So the Medicine man says give him one pill every 5 hours and come back to me in a week.
The son comes back and says “Big Chief no fart!”
So the Medicine man says “give him 2 pills every 3 hours come back to me tomorrow!”
So the son comes back the next day and says” big chief no fart!”
The Medicine man says “Really! Give him one bag of pills every hour come back to me tomorrow!!”
The son comes back the next day and exclaims,” Big Fart……………..No Chief!”
Anwar, Shankar, and Raj were at a convention together
and were sharing a large suite on the top of a 75-story skyscraper.
After a long day of meetings they were shocked to hear that
the elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb
75 floors of stairs to get to their room.
Anwar said to Shankar and Raj, let’s break the monotony of this
unpleasant task by concentrating on something interesting.
I’ll tell jokes for 25 floors, and Shankar can sing songs for 25 floors,
and Raj can tell sad stories the rest of the way.
At the 26th floor Anwar stopped telling jokes and Shankar began to sing.
At the 51st floor Shankar stopped singing and Raj began to tell sad stories.
“I will tell my saddest story first,” he said.
“I left the room key in the car!”
A lady walks into the drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic.
“Ma’am, what do you want with arsenic?” “To kill my husband.”
“I can’t sell you arsenic to kill a person!”
The lady lays down a photo of a man and a woman in a compromising position.
The man is her husband and the woman is the pharmacist’s wife.
He takes the photo, and nods. “I didn’t realize you had a prescription!”
TEACHER: AKHTER, give me a sentence starting with “I.”
AKHTER: I is…
TEACHER: No, AKHTER…. . Always say, “I am.”
AKHTER: All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”
The teacher wrote on the blackboard,
“I ain’t had no fun all summer.”
“Now Amber,” she said. “What shall I do to correct this?”
“Get a boy friend.” Amber replied.
Teacher to a student: “Can you think of a solution to end unemployment?”
“Yes, sir! I’d put all the men on one island and the women on another.”
“And what would they be doing then?”
“Building boats!”
“Simon, if I had
eight apples in my right hand
and ten apples in my left hand,
what would I have?”
“Huge hands, sir.”
Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes.
After lunch they reported to the teacher named “Khalid Khan” that they had a flat tire.
Much to their relief, Khalid Khan smiled and said: “Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper.”
Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down.
Then he said:
“First Question: Which tire was flat?”