Astaghfirullah
Astaghfirullah
Astaghfirullah
Yeh sms aap 500 logon ko send karen Insha Allah aapka
balance khatam ho jayega…
'Funny SMS'
Astaghfirullah
Filed in: Funny SMS Misleading SMS
Neapolian: Meri dictionary main “impossible” ka word nahi hai
Neapolian: Meri dictionary main "impossible" ka word nahi hai.
Sardar: Te khotay de putara, wekh k leni si na dictionary.
Filed in: Funny SMS
Biryani khane ki Dua! - Funny SMS, Misc SMS
Biryani khane ki Dua!
Niyat Krta Hoon Main 4 Plate Biryani Ki,
Vastey 15,20 Boti K.
Bma Zrda,Raita or Salad K.
Munh Mera Deg Ki Taraf.
BISMILLAH
Agar Main Ap Ko SMS Karti Hoon
Agar Main Ap Ko SMS Karti Hoon To Iss Ka Matlab Ye Nahi Ke Ap Bhi Mujhe SMS Karein Ap Mujhe Cake, Biscuit, Juice, Fruit, Pizza, Cards, Nimko Bhi Bhej Sakti Hain
Filed in: Funny SMS Insult SMS Misc SMS
Importance of thumb
Importance of thumb…
Child use it 4 chewing,
Illiterate people use it 4 sign,
Winners 4 victory,
and myy Fans use it 4 reading my msgs….oh… U too?;-)
Filed in: Funny SMS Insult SMS Misc SMS
A Sardar (who just learned english)
A Sardar (who just learned english) went to a party and introduced his family
Hi, I am sardar and this is sardarnee, this is my kid and that is my kidney!
Filed in: Funny SMS Sardar SMS
Today’s Titanic’s 94 Anniversary
Today’s Titanic’s 94 Anniversary…
So Every True Lover is Requested…
In Memory of Jack & Rose…
To Put Their Mobile Into Water For 2 Minutes!
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wao wao wao wao!!!
Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!
Welcome 2 www.love-affair.com
Welcome 2 www.love-affair.com
Type password****
…..processing…
Sorry! Apki affair karneki umar guzar chuki hai
Plz try4 www.namaz-roza.com
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Wife: sunye jub app nay pehli baar mera ghonghut uthaya tha
Wife: sunye jub app nay pehli baar mera ghonghut uthaya tha tu kesa mehsos kya tha?
Husband: mai marr jata agar AAYAT-UL-KURSI yaad na hoti
Filed in: Funny SMS Insult SMS
Ghalib’s girl friend late on date
Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi,
Girl: Am I late ?
Ghalib:
Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai,
Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai.
Filed in: Funny SMS Poetry SMS
Na ye Chaand hoga na taaray rahenge
Na ye Chaand hoga na taaray rahenge,
Kya hum hamesha kunwaare rahenge,
Is duniya men kitnon k Nikaah hogae,
Kya naseeb men apne sirf Nikaah k Chhuwaray rahenge.
Filed in: Funny SMS Marriage SMS Poetry SMS
Fresh Orange Juice Ka DABBA
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¡””””””¡
¡Jùìçè
¡ ¡_____¡
Fresh Orange Juice Ka DABBA Send Kia Hy Khali Hy TUM Sirf Paon Maar Kar PATAKHA Bajao Or KHUSH hojao
Filed in: ASCII SMS Funny SMS Insult SMS
Boy: Ay bewafa tunay Dil Jala dala,
Boy: Ay bewafa tunay Dil Jala dala, dil jal ke raakh hogaya…
Girl: Teri yeh Qurbani bekar nahi jayegi, Raakh idhar bhej day, Bartan dhonay k kaam aayegi…
Filed in: Funny SMS Insult SMS
I just feel u…
I just feel u…
Whenever I feel u…
I just miss u…
Whenever i miss u …
I just wana See u …
Do u know why…
It’s just beacuse ….
******I LOVE CARTOONS*******
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Evil made a mother-in-law.
God thought that since
he couldnt b everywhere
he made a mother.
Then devil thought that
he couldnt be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.
Filed in: Funny SMS Insult SMS
AQAL HO NA HO
Yash Johar is producing a new film
& is searching 4 new talent.
I’ve suggested ur name.
Pls go & meet him.
The movie’s name is “AQAL HO NA HO”
Filed in: Funny SMS Insult SMS
Ik larki thi deewani si
Ik larki thi deewani si
Mobile lay kay chalti thi
Nazren jukha kar, sharma kar
Mobile mein jane kya dekha karti thi
Jab bhi milti thi mujh se
Mujh se poocha karti thi
ON kaise hota hai?
yeh
ON kaise hota hai?
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Chappal badal li
Kisi nay dil badal liya,
Kisi nay dharkan badl li,
Aap k paas kuch nahin tha badalnay ko,
to
aap nay masjid main ja kar chappal badal li:p
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Phol barsao mera dost aya hai
Baharo phool barsao mera “DOST”aya hai.
Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai.
Barso tak thi jise pani se “ELERGY”
Woh aaj “LUX” se nahaya hai.
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