In a marriage
the ex-fiance of a bride
joined the ceremony.
He was very well dressed like a groom.
Someone asked him: Are you a groom?
He said: No, I lost the semi final, now watching the final.

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Aik Shadi mai dulhan ka pehla

fiance bhi saj dhaj kar aaya

kisi ne pocha

kya aap dulha hain

us ne kaha jee nahi mai semi final

mai haar gaya tha

ab final dekhne aaya hoon.

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Mushkil he mila karti hein ghar, dekh-ye lach-chan
Phirti hein yeh aawara kiddhar, dekh-ye lach-chan

Maulana to mamber pey kharey detey hein khutbah
Mullani parhosi key hein ghar, dekh-ye lach-chan

Na-seh ka mission yeh key wo dunya ko sudharein
Beti ki jawanon peh nazar, dekh-ye lach-chan

Majlis mein to yeh deen ka sahara li-aey ponhchey
Hey molvi harraf bheeter dekh-ye lach-chan

Bantey to hein deen-dar bohat sheikh mian to
Martey hein parosan peh magar, dekh-ye lach-chan

Written and Contributed by:
Ismat Alavi

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Teacher: Tumhary Ghar me Sab se Bahadur Kon Hai?

Bacha: Choha

Teacher: Wo Kese?

Bacha: Hum Abbu se Dartay Hen,

Abbu Ammi Se Darte Hain

Aur

Ammi Chohay Se Darti Hain.

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Qaum Bani Fool

Sab ko majboor bana ker chora
Apna dastoor bana ker chora

In siyasat ke peshwaon ney
Qaum ko fool bana ker chora

Siyasat Khappe Khappe

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