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Once a maths teacher asked a boy
“If U have 12 chocolates,
U give 4 to Hira,
5 to Hina and 3 to Bina
What will U have?”
He replied :
“3 new girl friends”

Boy gave a dice to a Girl n said: If u get 1,2,3,4 or 5 i’ll kiss you!
Girl: Ager 6 aaya to?
Boy: Ludo nahi kheli kya?
Dobara baari ayegi

BREAKING NEWS
Girls hostel mein aag lag gai..
Raat ko he fire brigade k amlay ne aag par kabo pa liya..
Magar
Amlay pe abhi tak kabo nahin paya ja saka..

Ghalib ne apni girl friend ko date pr bulaya wo late hogai
Girl: Am i late?
Ghalib: Falak pe sitaro ko nend arahi hai
Dosri ka time ho gaya tu ab aarahi hai.

Dr: Ap pagal kyun hue??
Pagal: Kuch time pehle main ne aik bewa se shadi ki us ki jawan beti nay mere baap se shadi ki, youn wo mere maa ban gai, un k ghar beti hui to wo meri behan hui kyun k main us k baap ka beta tha,dosri tarf wo meri nawasi bhi [...]

If a Black Cat crosses u,
when u r going somwhere,
wat does it mean???
It means K US GHAREB BILLI PE KOI MUSEEBAT AANY WALI HAI

Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water?
Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.
Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that?
Sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)!

Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.
Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,
Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,
Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!

A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
“Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai

Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”
Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire”

Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife
se Husband bola:
“Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.”
Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur
Boli “Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti”

Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.
Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta:D

What is the difference between wife & saali?
Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duy,
Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,
Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,
Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,
Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,
Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake…:p

Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife nay pocha,”Koun Thi Wo?”
Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.

Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
Wife remains silent ……
Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to De….

Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!
Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai

Tip of the day:
Always keep ur pic in ur pocket, u know y?
Whenver u face any problem just see ur pic and say 3 times "If I can fact this, I can face anything"…

What is the difference between
1. Call Girl
2. Girl Friend
3. Wife
Ans…
1) Prepaid
2) Postpaid
3) Unlimited

Sardar: kal mera baap kunwen main gir gaya aur zor zor se chilla raha tha.
2nd: Ab walid kaise hain ??
Sardar: Ab theek hongey kal se kunwen se koi awaz nahi aai.