Nokri Ke Liye Abba Ne Parhaya Tha Ager
Ya Mujhe Gaon Ka Patwari
Banaya Hota,
Ya Dubai ka Visa
Dilaya Hota,
Nokri ke liye Abba Ne
Parhaya Tha Ager,
Kaash Police
Mein Bharti
Karwaya Hota….
Funny SMS, Text Messages and Quotes
Page No. 3
Height of Addition!
Just b4 hanging,
judge asked the prisoner:
“Any last wish?”
Prisoner: “Yes, I want to
update my facebook
status as DEAD.”
PIA’s Slogan
PIA’s Slogan
“Come Fly with us
A warm experience
&
a motherly treatment…”
Warm becoz
the AC’s don’t work
Motherly becoz
the Air Hostesses are above 42…
Khmba Bacha Ke
A mans wife died . they were taking the coffin to graveyard .
Whenever they were near an electric pole , a man shouted
“Khamba bacha ke”
When this man repeated the same for three four times,
one man asked another one “who is this man shouting
Khamba bacha ke?.The other man said ,this is the dead
woman’s husband and a few years back the woman died
and on the way to graveyard her coffin touched an electric
pole and she got up .
Contributed by: Ismat Alavi
Thank You Very Much! Your Father-in-law
An old woman had 3 daughters. One day she decided to test her three Sons-in-law.
One a fine day, she was walking along a lake shore with the first son-in-law. Purposefully, she fell down in the lake and started yelling for help.
The first son-in-law jumped into the water and dragged her out into the shore. The next day he found a brand new E Class Mercedes in his door steps with the wordings “Thank you! Your Mother-in-law who loves you very much!!”
Another day she went out with her second son-in-law. Purposefully, she fell down in the lake and started yelling for help.
The second son-in-law too jumped into the water and dragged her out into the shore. The next day he found a brand new E Class Mercedes in his door steps with the wordings “Thank you! Your Mother-in-law who loves you very much!!”
The third time she was walking with the third son-in-law and she repeated the same. But that guy got scared and ran away without offering any help to her. The poor old lady who wanted to test her sons-in-law drowned and died.
The next day the third son-in-law was suprised to see a new brand new Rolls-Royce waiting at his doorsteps with the following wordings
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“Thank you very much! Your Father-in-law! !”