Loading ...Heart & Brain to Understand
Why Men n Women Don’t Understand Each Other?
Bcoz
God Gave Good Brains To Men
n
Good Hearts To Women
But
Men Use Their Hearts
&
Women Use Their Brains
Funny SMS, Text Messages and Quotes
Page No. 3
Moral of 3 Idiots
Teacher: ’3 idiots’ film dekhnay ke baad aap ko kya lesson mila?
Pathan: Miss yehi ke engineering par kar bhi medical ki bachi pasai ja sakti hai…
Miss: shut up and get out
Memon: miss mai batao
Miss: very good batao.
Memon: Miss college ke first day underwear zuroor pehanna chahiay.
Miss: u also get out
Bihari: Miss mai batao.
Miss: I think u r brilliant student., tum sahi batao ge.
Bihari: Doctor ke elawa engineer bhi delivery karwa sakta hai.
Friendship Between Men
Friendship between women: A woman doesn’t come home one night. The next day she tells her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend’s house.
The husband calls his wife’s 10 best friends. None of them know anything about it.
Friendship between men: A man doesn’t come home one night. The next day he tells his wife that he had slept over at a friend’s house. The wife calls her husband’s 10 best men friends. Eight of them confirm that he had slept over, and two claim that he was still there.
I Have Some Good News and Some Bad News
The drill sergeant making his morning announcements to a group of newcomers in a training camp, stated:
“Today, gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news.
First, the good news Let. Asad will be setting the pace on our morning run.”
With this the platoon was overjoyed, as Let. Asad was overweight and terribly slow.
But then the drill sergeant finished his statement:
“Now for the bad news. Let. Adad will be driving a truck.”
Your Jeep Stuck, Sir
During training exercises, the Lieutenant driving down a
muddy back road encountered another car stuck in the mud
with a red-faced colonel at the wheel.
“Your jeep stuck, sir?” asked the Lieutenant as he pulled
alongside.
“Nope,” replied the Colonel, coming over and handing him
the keys, “Yours is.”
Small Circle
During basic army training, a sergeant was telling his group how a submachine gun sprayed bullets.
He drew a circle on a blackboard and announced that it had 260 degree.
“But, sergeant, all circles have 360 degrees,” called out a conscript.
“Don’t be stupid,” the sergeant roared. “This is a small circle.”
Do Not Shoot the One in Front
Sergeant: Private, I think the enemy soldiers are hiding in the wood.
I want you to go in there and flush them out for us.
Private: Okay, sir, but if you see a bunch of guys running out the woods,
don’t shoot the one in front.
Light House on a Small Island
US Ship: – (at night) “Move out of my way”
Canadian: – “No. We cant”
US ship: – “Ours is an important big ship with attacking equipments”
Canadian: – “We are a light house on a small island. We cannot move”
What is the First Thing You Will Do
A famous scientist developed a formula to bring statues to life.
He went to a local park to try it out on a statue of General.
After application, Gen Grant began to move and soon was completely alive.
The scientist asked, “What’s the first thing you’ll do, General?”
The general answered while drawing his pistol
“I’m going to kill about a million damn pigeons!”
3-day Pass by Pakistani Soldier
An Pakistani soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass.
The CO says “Are you crazy? You just join the Pakistani army, and you already want a 3-day pass?
You must do something spectacular for that recognition!”
So the soldier comes back a day later in an Indian tank!
The CO was so impressed, he asked “How did you do it?”
“Well, I jumped in a tank, and went toward the border with the India.
I approached the border, and saw an Indian tank.
I put my white flag up, the Indian tank put his white flag up.
I said to the Indian soldier, “Do you want to get a three-day pass?
So we exchanged tanks!”