Women r like an Internet Virus
they
ENTER ur Life,
SCAN ur pockets,
TRANSFER ur money,
EDIT ur mind,
DOWNLOAD their prob.s,
DELETE ur smile
& HANG U 4ever!
'Funny SMS'
Women r like an Internet Virus
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Aik Chinese bacha Pakistani sey
Aik Chinese bacha Pakistani sey: Yaar merey abbo ka chaltay chaltay intikal ho gaya hai.
Pakistani: Shit yaar! China ki cheezo mey yehi masla hey…
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MOBILINK: RESHAPING WIVES !!
Man calls Wife through MOBILINK,
Call goes 2 another lady,
After talking 4 a while they started dating & got married.
Moral:
MOBILINK: RESHAPING WIVES !!
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Altaf bhai at school
Altaf bhai jab school gaye
Teacher ne pucha?
mere pas 4 apple hain,5 bachon me kaise taqseem karein?
ALTAF BHAI:ek bache ko urado:-D
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B.Com from Punjab University
Bus chali
Jhatka laga
Ek sardar ek larki pr gira
Larki boli :
Badtameez, kya kar rahay ho ?
Sardar bola : Ji
” PUNJAB University se
“ B.COM “.
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Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.
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When your LIFE is in DARKNESS
When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.
Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.
Good Night
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If you do NOT have a Girl Friend
If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.
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Let us be generous like this
Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.
Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone..
Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path..
Ant 4 says : No, we [...]
Love your friends not their sisters
Love your friends not their sisters.
Love your sisters not their friends.
3 Easy Ways to Die
3 Easy Ways to Die
Take a Cigar daily - You will die 10 years early.
Drink Rum daily - You will die 30 years early.
Love Someone Truly - You will die daily.
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IBLEES went to Court to Prove
IBLEES went to Court to Prove that he is The Most, Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.
But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked, Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI” kon hai?
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1 banday ka nashta kam banana
1 memon subha so ko utha to dekha ke uski biwi mar gaye hay.
Wo foran kitchen me gaya or apni beti ko galay laga kra rony laga or bola
“1 banday ka nashta kam banana”
“HEIGHT OF DREAMING”
“HEIGHT OF DREAMING”
Last Night Bill Gates Came In My Dream And Said:
Yaar Tere Pass Windows-XP Ki CD Hay?
what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
3 FEELINGS
what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant
Aik memon mar raha tha
Aik memon mar raha tha
us ne apni bv aur bacho ko
aik aik ker k awaz di aur pocha k kaha ho?
sab ne jawab dia aap k pass hi hain to
marte howe memon ne jawab dia k
sab yahan ho to barabar wale room ka pankha q chal raha hai?
1 larki ne namaz parh kr dua mangi
1 larki ne namaz parh kr dua mangi
To Maa ne pucha:Tum ne dua me apne liye kia manga?
Larki:me ne apne liye to kuch b nhi
Han aap k liye DAMAD manga hai
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In a park 2 lovers were eating chips
In a park 2 lovers were eating chips by looking in2 each other eyes.
Girl:Wat r u thinking rite now?
Boy:I think u r eating more chips than me! BHUKKI…
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Please bike taze na chalao
Wife:Please bike taze na chalao
mujhey dar lag raha hay
Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay
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That is not my dog.
Man1 sitting with dog.
Man2:Your dog bits?
Man1:No
Man 2 sits and the dog bits!
Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit!
Man:That is not my dog.
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