I already died the day
when Rehman malik declared
apple as banana

(Steve Job’ last words)

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Transactions bante hain … Errors ka sama hota hai

Aise mausam mein hi to PERFORMANCE jawan hota hai.

Dil ki Khunnas BOSS zabaan se nahi kehte

Ye fasana to APPRAISAL mein bayan hota hai

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Shadi me 1 pathan bohut dair tuk
khana kha raha tha,
kisi ne pocha kab tuk khao gay?
Pathan:me to khud kha-kha k dukhi hon,
per kia karon card me likha tha Dinner 7 to 10PM

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Aik Dafa Mirza Ghalib ka sote hoe peeshab nikal gaya
biwi ne pocho yeh kya kar diya
to ghalib ne shair sunaya

“nakami ishq ka ab ke itna asar howa ghalib
aanson nikal rahe hain raste badal badal kar”

ایک دفعہ مرزا غالب کا سوتے ہوے پیشاب نکل گیا
بیوی نے پوچھا یہ کیا کر دیا
تو غالب نے شعر سنایا.

ناکامی عشق کا اب کے اتنا اثر ہوا غالب.
آنسو نکل رہے ہیں رستے بدل بدل کر

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Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them

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Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.

Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

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Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class

Think +ve:)

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Boy askd girl: y do u love a rose,
Which dies in a day. But
Don’t love me,
Who dies 4 u everyday??

Girl replied:
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Oye hoye…
What a dialogue!!

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Koi Umeed Bhar Nahi Aati
Govt. kahan hai nazar nahi aati

Chup Reh kar bhi dekh liya hum ne
Sharam in ko magar nahi aati

Pehle hoti thi load shedding 1 ghante
Ab saara din ghar light nahi aati

Pehle aati thi cheeni 20 rupee kilo
Ab 20 ki pao bhi nahi aati

Aa jata hai bilawal roz yahan
Behan us ki Eid par bhi nahi aati

Bibi ko shaheed huway ho gaye 3 saal
Mr. 10% ko maut magar kyun nahi aati

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Four biggest problems of Pakistan…

1. Load Shedding
2. Inflation
3. Sucide Bombing
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4. Falling in true love (infatuation) every week…

Who is Responsible?

Government?
Cellular Companies?
or We?

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