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New Story of Honesty is the Best Policy

Posted on July 25th, 2010 in Bollywood SMS,Funny SMS by Iram Javed
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New Story of

“Honesty is the Best Policy”

Once again the woodcutter going
with his wife near the canal.

She fell in the canal.
He started crying.

Angel came and asked him.
He told about his wife.

Angel went in the canal
and brought “Katrina Kaif”

Woodcutter said: Yes
Angel became angry for telling
a lie.

If I refuse, you will bring
‘Karina Kapoor” and then
my wife, and in the end,
give me all three…

I am a poor man,
I cannot afford
three wives. :)

Someday You May Lose Your Hair

Posted on July 24th, 2010 in Cool/Decent SMS,Funny SMS by Iram Javed
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Someday you may lose your hair,
you may lose your teeth
your money &
even lose your mind.
But 1 thing you will never loose
is your good looks.
because

you cant lose
what you DON’T have!

:)

Ants (Chunti) Are Going Out from Memon Room

Posted on July 22nd, 2010 in Funny SMS,Memon SMS by Iram Javed
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Ants (Chunti) are going out
from Memon Room.

Memon: Where are you going?
and what are you taking while leaving?

Ant (Chunti): You Miser Scrooge ( کنجوس مکھیچوس )

Its better to migrate (Hijrat)
rather to die of hunger.

A Priest and a Business Man Were Playing Golf

Posted on July 21st, 2010 in Funny SMS by Iram Javed
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A priest and a business man were playing golf.

The sky was overcast.

The business man tried to hit the ball but failed

“Missed the bast…rd” he shouted.

The priest said “you mustn’t say so.

Again the man tried the shot but failed again
and repeated the same abusive words,
and again priest showed his displeasure .

All of a sudden there was thunder and lightning
fell on the priest and he dropped dead.

The business man looked at the heavens and exclaimed “why”

There was a loud voice “MISSED THE BAST…RD”

What Do You Have?

Posted on July 20th, 2010 in Funny SMS by Iram Javed
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Rich Man: Today, I have 14 Cars,
18 Bikes, 4 Bungalows, 3 Farm Houses

What do you have?

Poor Man: I have a boy

who’s Girl Friend is
.
.
.
.
Your Daughter….

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