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		<title>I Have Some Good News and Some Bad News</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Aug 2010 11:03:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The drill sergeant making his morning announcements to a group of newcomers in a training camp, stated: &#8220;Today, gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news. First, the good news Let. Asad will be setting the pace on our morning run.” With this the platoon was overjoyed, as Let. Asad was overweight and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Your Jeep Stuck, Sir</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Aug 2010 10:51:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[During training exercises, the Lieutenant driving down a muddy back road encountered another car stuck in the mud with a red-faced colonel at the wheel. &#8220;Your jeep stuck, sir?&#8221; asked the Lieutenant as he pulled alongside. &#8220;Nope,&#8221; replied the Colonel, coming over and handing him the keys, &#8220;Yours is.&#8221; Similar SMS: Little Johnny Got F [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Small Circle</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Aug 2010 10:44:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[During basic army training, a sergeant was telling his group how a submachine gun sprayed bullets. He drew a circle on a blackboard and announced that it had 260 degree. “But, sergeant, all circles have 360 degrees,” called out a conscript. “Don’t be stupid,” the sergeant roared. “This is a small circle.” Similar SMS: I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Do Not Shoot the One in Front</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Aug 2010 10:29:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sergeant: Private, I think the enemy soldiers are hiding in the wood. I want you to go in there and flush them out for us. Private: Okay, sir, but if you see a bunch of guys running out the woods, don’t shoot the one in front. Similar SMS: Small Circle I Have Some Good News [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Light House on a Small Island</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Aug 2010 10:26:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[US Ship: &#8211; (at night) &#8220;Move out of my way&#8221; Canadian: &#8211; &#8220;No. We cant&#8221; US ship: &#8211; &#8220;Ours is an important big ship with attacking equipments&#8221; Canadian: &#8211; &#8220;We are a light house on a small island. We cannot move&#8221; Similar SMS: How He Got into the House Can You Think of a Solution [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What is the First Thing You Will Do</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2010 20:45:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A famous scientist developed a formula to bring statues to life. He went to a local park to try it out on a statue of General. After application, Gen Grant began to move and soon was completely alive. The scientist asked, &#8220;What&#8217;s the first thing you&#8217;ll do, General?&#8221; The general answered while drawing his pistol [...]]]></description>
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		<title>3-day Pass by Pakistani Soldier</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2010 20:41:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[An Pakistani soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass. The CO says &#8220;Are you crazy? You just join the Pakistani army, and you already want a 3-day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition!&#8221; So the soldier comes back a day later in an Indian tank! The CO [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Secure a Building &#8211; Different Term in Military Services</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2010 20:38:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One reason the Military Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don&#8217;t speak the same language. For example, if you told Navy personnel to &#8220;secure a building,&#8221; they would turn off the lights and lock the doors. The Army would occupy the building so no one could enter. Marines would assault the building, capture [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why Did You Have to Die</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 21:57:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Smart, Dumb, Man, Woman</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 21:56:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Smart man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage Similar SMS: Welcome 2 Www.love-affair.com Welcome 2 Www.love-affair.com Notice to Employees (Includes Part Time Workers) Common Beliefs Men Have About Women What Are You Doing in My [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You Can Have Mine</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 21:55:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man placed an ad in the classifieds: &#8220;Wife wanted.&#8221; The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same: &#8220;You can have mine. Similar SMS: Difference Between Wife &#038; Saali Any Boyfriend Before Marriage Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves New Story of Honesty is the Best Policy DEAREST WIFE: JUST [...]]]></description>
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		<title>ATM Machine &#8211; Man VS Woman</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 21:40:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[MAN: 1- Pull up to machine 2- Wind window down 3- Insert ATM card, enter PIN 4- Retrieve cash 5- Drive away WOMAN: 1- Pull up to machine 2- Open door (too far away from machine) 3- Search through all of the 112 compartments in handbag for ATM card 4- Do make up, apply lipstick, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 21:38:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, &#8221; my wife was reading a &#8220;tale of two cities&#8221; and she gave birth to twins&#8221; &#8220;That’s funny&#8221;, the second man remarked, &#8220;my wife was reading &#8216;the three musketeers&#8217; and she gave birth to triplets&#8221; The third man shouted, &#8220;Good God, I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Keeping Two Kids from Fighting</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 20:44:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One day the school principal was talking to Little Johnny&#8217;s teacher about his behavior, when all of a sudden Johnny comes running down the hallway. The principal stops Johnny and asks him, why are you running? Little Johnny says; I’m keeping two kids from fighting, sir. Who? ask the principal. Me and the kid chasing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why is Your Homework in Your Dads Writing?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 20:43:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Little Johnny &#8220;why is your homework in your Dads writing?&#8221; the teacher asks. “I used his pen,” he replied. Similar SMS: Perhaps NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network Do Hearts Have Legs Keeping Two Kids from Fighting Johnny Likes to Gamble]]></description>
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		<title>New, Knew and Canoe</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 20:42:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Little Johnny wasn&#8217;t very good at spelling. During an oral spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word &#8220;new&#8221; on the blackboard. &#8220;Now,&#8221; she asked Johnny, &#8220;what word would we have if we placed a &#8220;K&#8221; in the front?&#8221; After a moment&#8217;s reflection, Johnny said, &#8220;Canoe?&#8221; Similar SMS: Fascinate Not Fascinating Perhaps My Daddy Fell in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 20:40:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn&#8217;t paying attention in class. She called on him and said, &#8216;Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44? Little Johnny quickly replied, &#8216;NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!&#8217; Similar SMS: Johnny Likes to Gamble Everyone Who Thinks You Are Stupid, Stand Up Do Hearts [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bless Your Little Heart</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 20:38:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A schoolteacher was trying to teach her six-year old class students how to say the pledge of allegiance to the flag. The teacher said, O.K. children begin by putting your hand over your little heart and repeat with me, I pledge allegiance to the HOLD IT! HOLD IT! Johnny, why is your hand over your [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Little Johnny Got F in Arithmetic</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 20:35:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an &#8220;F&#8221; in arithmetic. &#8220;Why?&#8221; asks the father. &#8220;The teacher asked &#8216;How much is 2&#215;3?&#8217; I said &#8217;6.&#8217;&#8221; &#8220;But that&#8217;s right!&#8221; The father replied. &#8220;Then she asked me &#8216;How much is 3&#215;2?&#8217;&#8221; &#8220;What the heck&#8217;s the stupid difference?&#8221; asked the father. &#8220;That&#8217;s what I said!&#8221; Similar [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jump Higher Than the Goal Posts</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 20:34:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Little Johnny was at football practice one day and the coach said &#8220;Who here thinks they can jump higher than the goal posts&#8221; Immediately little Johnny said, &#8220;Ooh me sir me&#8221; The coach then said, &#8220;But Johnny you are the worst in the team!&#8221; Then Johnny said, &#8220;I know, but goalposts can’t jump!&#8221; Similar SMS: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Daddy Fell in Well Last Week</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 20:33:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Little Johnny SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The Teacher had asked the class to write an essay about an unusual event that happened during the past week. Little Johnny got up to read his. It began, &#8220;My daddy fell in well last week.&#8221; &#8220;Good Lord!&#8221; the teacher exclaimed. &#8220;Is he OK?&#8221; &#8220;He must be,&#8221; said Little Johnny. &#8220;He stopped calling for help [...]]]></description>
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		<title></title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 20:15:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Little Johnny comes downstairs crying. His mother asked, &#8220;What’s the matter now?&#8221; &#8220;Dad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb with hammer,&#8221; said little Johnny through his tears. &#8220;That’s not so serious,&#8221; soothed his mother.&#8221; I know you are upset, but a big boy like you shouldn’t cry at something like that. Why didn’t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What Comes After Ten</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 20:02:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his 1 to 10 well &#8220;Yes! Of course! My pop taught me&#8230;even more than 10&#8243; &#8220;Good. What comes after three?” &#8220;Four,&#8221; answers the boy. &#8220;What comes after six?&#8221; &#8220;Seven.&#8221; &#8220;Very good,&#8221; says the teacher. &#8220;Your erm&#8230;dad did a good job. Now&#8230;so what comes after&#8230;lets say ten?&#8221; &#8220;A [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ten Most Wanted Men</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 19:59:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Little Johnny&#8217;s class were on an outing to their local police station where they saw pictures of the ten most wanted men, tacked to a bulletin board. On the way out of the police station Little Johnny said to the officer, &#8220;it was so nice of you to put my daddy&#8217;s picture up there.&#8221; Similar [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Everyone Who Thinks You Are Stupid, Stand Up</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 19:35:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, &#8220;Everyone who thinks you&#8217;re stupid, stand up!&#8221; After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, &#8220;Do you think you&#8217;re stupid, Little Johnny?&#8221; &#8220;No, ma&#8217;am, but I hate to see you standing there all by [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Snake, a Cock, a Cat and a Centipede</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 23:05:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Four animals a Snake, a Cock, a Cat and a Centipede (Kankajora), all heavy smokers, were playing cards together. When the cigarettes run out, the snake, the big brother, said, &#8220;Cock, go out and get some packs! You know, I have NO legs.&#8221; &#8220;But why me?&#8221; said the Cock, &#8220;I have only TWO legs!&#8221; So, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Women Like That Are Hard to Find</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 19:48:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mobin and Mono are sitting in boat fishing, drinking beer and smoking cigarettes. When out of the blue Mobin says, &#8220;I think I’m gonn a divorce my wife she ain’t spoke to me in over a month.&#8221; Mono sips his beer and says, “Better think over, women like that are hard to find.” Similar SMS: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What Are You Doing in My Bed</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 19:42:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A woman sat down on a park bench, glanced around and decided to stretch out her legs on the seat and relax. After a while, a beggar came up to her and said, &#8220;Hello, luv, how&#8217;s about us going for a walk together?&#8221; &#8220;How dare you,&#8221; retorted the woman, &#8220;I&#8217;m not one of your cheap [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Donations for a Swimming Pool</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 19:41:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Santa Banta SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Banta&#8217;s son: Dad there is some one on the door to collect donations for a swimming pool. Banta: Give him a glass of water. Similar SMS: None Found]]></description>
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		<title>Big Chief No Fart</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 19:40:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One day the son of the big chief comes to the Medicine man and says &#8220;Big Chief no fart!&#8221; So the Medicine man says give him one pill every 5 hours and come back to me in a week. The son comes back and says &#8220;Big Chief no fart!&#8221; So the Medicine man says &#8220;give [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Will Tell My Saddest Story First</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 19:34:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Anwar, Shankar, and Raj were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the top of a 75-story skyscraper. After a long day of meetings they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb 75 floors of stairs to get to their [...]]]></description>
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		<title>To Kill My Husband</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 19:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A lady walks into the drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. &#8220;Ma&#8217;am, what do you want with arsenic?&#8221; &#8220;To kill my husband.&#8221; &#8220;I can&#8217;t sell you arsenic to kill a person!&#8221; The lady lays down a photo of a man and a woman in a compromising position. The man is her husband and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Give Me a Sentence Starting with I</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 14:41:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[TEACHER: AKHTER, give me a sentence starting with &#8220;I.&#8221; AKHTER: I is&#8230; TEACHER: No, AKHTER&#8230;. . Always say, &#8220;I am.&#8221; AKHTER: All right&#8230; &#8220;I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.&#8221; Similar SMS: What Are the Two Days of the Week 3 New Girl Friends When You Start Dreaming in French World’s Smallest Resignation Letter? [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Aint Had No Fun All Summer</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 14:39:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The teacher wrote on the blackboard, “I ain’t had no fun all summer.” “Now Amber,” she said. “What shall I do to correct this?” “Get a boy friend.” Amber replied. Similar SMS: New, Knew and Canoe When You Start Dreaming in French Do Hearts Have Legs Can Kids of Our Age Have Kids Why is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Can You Think of a Solution to End Unemployment?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 14:37:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Teacher to a student: &#8220;Can you think of a solution to end unemployment?&#8221; &#8220;Yes, sir! I&#8217;d put all the men on one island and the women on another.&#8221; &#8220;And what would they be doing then?&#8221; &#8220;Building boats!&#8221; Similar SMS: Beautiful Delivery by Shoaib Akhtar Secure a Building &#8211; Different Term in Military Services What is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Huge Hands</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 14:37:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Simon, if I had eight apples in my right hand and ten apples in my left hand, what would I have?” “Huge hands, sir.” Similar SMS: Give Tom Another Chance Why Boys Hold Girl&#8217;s Hand? Bless Your Little Heart Snake, a Cock, a Cat and a Centipede Whats the Biggest Pressure on Pakistan Players]]></description>
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		<title>Teacher and Four High School Boys</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 14:30:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher named &#8220;Khalid Khan&#8221; that they had a flat tire. Much to their relief, Khalid Khan smiled and said: &#8220;Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Today is the Worst Day of My Life</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 14:16:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says: &#8220;Come on man, I was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Notice to Employees (Includes Part Time Workers)</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 14:00:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[SICKNESS We will no longer accept your doctors&#8217; statements as proof. We believe if you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to work. LEAVE OF ABSENCE FOR SURGERY We are no longer allowing this practice. As long as you are employed here, you will need all of whatever you have and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Embarrassing Situations</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 13:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the other end. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, &#8220;Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?&#8221; To which she responds by yelling, at the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>CEO Patted He Younger Man on the Shoulder</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 13:47:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The boss had listened in sympathetic silence as &#8220;Shankar&#8221; went through the reasons why he needed, and felt he deserved, a raise. Then, with a compassionate smile, the CEO patted he younger man on the shoulder. “Yes, Shankar,” he said kindly, “I know you can’t get married on the salary I’m paying you… and some [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Just Won the Lottery</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 09:22:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Marriage SMS]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man gets home, runs into his house, slams the door and shouts, &#8220;Honey, I just won the lottery! Pack your bags!&#8221; The wife says, &#8220;Great! What should I pack for? The ocean or the mountains?&#8221; He says, &#8220;I don&#8217;t care! Just be out by the end of the week!&#8221; Similar SMS: New Blue Silk [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sadaf Khan</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 09:14:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan. He asks, &#8220;What was that for?&#8221; She says, &#8220;I found a piece of paper in your pocket with &#8216;Sadaf Khan&#8217; written on it.&#8221; He says, &#8220;Honey, remember last week [...]]]></description>
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		<title>DEAREST WIFE: JUST GOT CHECKED IN</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 09:12:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[An Illinois man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Motor Stalled and Brakes Failed</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2010 00:17:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A driving instructor: What would you do if you were going up an icy hill and the motor stalled and brakes failed? His student replied; I’d quickly adjust the rearview mirror. Similar SMS: NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network Your Jeep Stuck, Sir Professor Khalid Khan A Priest and a Business Man Were Playing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Scientist Accidentally Discovered a Formula to Express Benzene</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2010 00:14:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the Chemistry class the teacher was describing how August Kekulé, the scientist accidentally discovered a formula to express Benzene. Kekulé once dozed off in his lab while trying to arrange the six carbon atoms in a particular format alongside six-hydrogen. The scientific community in the entire world had no answer either. Suddenly he had [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What Are the Two Days of the Week</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2010 00:12:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Teacher: Mazhar, what are the two days of the week, which start with letter &#8220;T&#8221;? Mazhar: Today and tomorrow Sir. Similar SMS: My Daddy Fell in Well Last Week When You Start Dreaming in French Give Me a Sentence Starting with I Big Chief No Fart The Scientist Accidentally Discovered a Formula to Express Benzene]]></description>
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		<title>When You Start Dreaming in French</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2010 00:00:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A boy was having a lot of difficulty in French class. To encourage him, his teacher said, &#8220;You&#8217;ll know you&#8217;re really beginning to get it when you start dreaming in French.&#8221; The boy ran into class all excited one day, saying, &#8220;Teacher, teacher! I had a dream last night and everyone was talking in French!&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Who Discovered North America</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2010 23:59:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Teacher: Class, who can go to the board and show us the map of the North America? George: Yes, ma&#8217;am. Teacher: Okay George. George: Here is the map of North America. Teacher: Class, who discovered North America? Class: George! Similar SMS: When You Start Dreaming in French The Scientist Accidentally Discovered a Formula to Express [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Professor Khalid Khan</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2010 23:58:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A student burst into his professor’s office and says; &#8220;Professor Khalid Khan, I don&#8217;t believe I deserve this F you&#8217;ve given me.&#8221; To which Khalid Khan replied, &#8220;I agree, but unfortunately it is the lowest grade the University will allow me to award.&#8221; Similar SMS: I Would Do Anything K.G Vs University Give Me a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Think My Wife Must Be Impregnable</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2010 23:57:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Three immigrants to the U. S. were just mastering the language. One was telling the others about the difficulty they were having in attempting to start a family. He said, &#8220;I think my wife must be impregnable.&#8221; The second said,&#8221; that&#8217;s not the right word, she is inconceivable&#8221;. To which the third replied, &#8220;You are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What’s the Outside Layer of a Tree Called</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2010 23:55:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Teacher: What’s the outside layer of a tree called, Tommy? Tommy: Don’t Know. Teacher: &#8220;Bark&#8221;, Tommy. Tommy: Woof, Woof. Similar SMS: NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network When You Start Dreaming in French Scientific Formula of Water by Sardar What is the Chemical Formula for Water Learn a Foreign Language]]></description>
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		<title>The Liberal Arts Graduate Asks</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2010 23:53:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The science graduate asks, &#8220;Why does it work?&#8221; The engineering graduate asks, &#8220;How does it work?&#8221; The accounting graduate asks, &#8220;How much does it cost?&#8221; The liberal arts graduate asks, &#8220;Would you like fries with that?&#8221; Similar SMS: Embarrassing Situations Give Tom Another Chance Sadaf Khan Why is Your Homework in Your Dads Writing? I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Learn a Foreign Language</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2010 23:53:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A mother mouse and a baby mouse were walking along, when all of a sudden, a cat attacked them. The mother mouse goes, &#8220;BARK!&#8221; and the cat runs away. &#8220;See?&#8221; says the mother mouse to her baby. &#8220;Now do you see why it&#8217;s important to learn a foreign language?&#8221; Similar SMS: Thank You Very Much! [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Memon, My Father Died</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Aug 2010 21:41:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Memon SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Memon: My father died. How much you charge for news. News Agent: 50 Rs. Per Word Memon: Write &#8220;Ghaffar Died&#8221; News Agent: Sir atleast 6 words are required. Memon: OK Write &#8220;Ghaffar Died Suzuki Mehran For Sale&#8221; Similar SMS: I Have Some Good News and Some Bad News Ants (Chunti) Are Going Out from Memon [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What is the Chemical Formula for Water</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Aug 2010 19:54:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water? SARAH: &#8220;HIJKLMNO&#8221;! TEACHER: What are you talking about? SARAH: Yesterday you said its H to O! Similar SMS: Scientific Formula of Water by Sardar The Scientist Accidentally Discovered a Formula to Express Benzene When You Start Dreaming in French My Daddy Fell in Well Last Week Keeping [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Would Do Anything</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Aug 2010 19:31:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A student comes to a young professor&#8217;s office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, and kneels pleadingly. &#8220;I would do anything to pass this exam,&#8221; she says. She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, and gazes meaningfully into his eyes.  &#8221;I mean,&#8221; she whispers, &#8220;I would do anything&#8230; &#8220;He returns [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Give Tom Another Chance</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Aug 2010 06:20:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[At graduation, everybody is going to get their diploma but Tom. At the assembly Tom’s entire senior class screams “Let Tom graduate, let Tom graduate!” The principal in a moment of weakness agrees to give Tom one last chance.  “If I have five peaches in my left hand and five peaches in my right hand, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Naam Jeda Zardari A</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Aug 2010 21:41:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Political SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Naam jeda Zardari a O banda nain bimari a Samaj naie aandi loka nuun A bandar a k madari a A saade naal kare ga ki Je-ney apni buddi mari a Mein nain kenda apney wallon A kendi dunya saari a Aggey Bush nuun jhitter wajdey san Hun lagda aedi bari a.Similar SMS: Bush Ka [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Aftari Hai Valima Nahi</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Aug 2010 21:38:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ramadan SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Rozeedaroon! . . . . . . . . . Halka Haath Rakhna Aftari Hai Valima NahiSimilar SMS: Lawyer to Sardar: Geeta Pe Haath Rakho. Aftari Main Sirf Tumhari Kami Thi Phulon Se Khoobsurat Koi Nahi. Humari Dosti Bonenza Jaisi Nahi Packing Start Kar Do]]></description>
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		<title>Alvida Alvida Mah-e-Ramzan Alvida</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Aug 2010 21:36:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Pathan SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ramadan SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Aik pathan pehle rozey ko masjid mai naat parne gaya sab ne usse khoob maara. bhala kyun? Q ke pehle hi roze mai pathan naat par raha tha Alvida Alvida Mah-e-Ramzan AlvidaSimilar SMS: 1 Pathan Ko Khali Msg Aaya Pathan KESC 118 Walo Ko Phone Kr K Bola&#8230; Shadi Me 1 Pathan AIK PATHAN KI [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sehri Ke Baad</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Aug 2010 21:33:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Independence Day SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Sehri ke baad agar 15 ghante gheri neend so liye jaye to bhook piyaas nahi lagti. Similar SMS: Humari Dosti Bonenza Jaisi Nahi Woh Chom Lein Ek Bar to Urjaati Hai Neend, Agar Main Ap Ko SMS Karti Hoon 1 Larki Ne Namaz Parh Kr Dua Mangi 1 Boy Went 2 Meet His Girlfriend]]></description>
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		<title>Shiri Rehman Farmati Hain</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Aug 2010 03:10:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Political SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Shiri Rehman Farmati Hain Zardari Hazir Hay Jurm Ki Saza Pane Ko Koi Jote Se Na Mare Mere Deewane KoSimilar SMS: IT Poetry &#8211; Abhi Abhi to Pyaar Ka Computer Kiya Hai Chaaloo Altaf Bhai at School Mere Dost Se Pyaar Karti Hai You Have Recharged Rs. 250 Log Kehtay Hain K Khuda Ne Aapko [...]]]></description>
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		<title>There is a Man in the Neighbourhood</title>
		<link>http://www.sms4pleasure.com/funny-sms/there-is-a-man-in-the-neighbourhood.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.sms4pleasure.com/funny-sms/there-is-a-man-in-the-neighbourhood.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Aug 2010 12:44:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wife / Husband SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Wife: I told you several times to place some curtains on the windows. There is a man in the neighbourhood who tried to see me. Husband: Let him see you, he will place curtains himself.Similar SMS: Any Boyfriend Before Marriage Wife: If I Die What Will U Do? Wife: If I Die What Will U Do? Itni [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Though a Boy is Physically Stronger</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Aug 2010 11:24:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Though A Boy Is Physically Stronger Than A Girl But Through Out His Life He Waits For That 1 Girl In front Of whom He Willingly Kneels DownSimilar SMS: Boy: I Love U The Scientist Accidentally Discovered a Formula to Express Benzene If You Do NOT Have a Girl Friend What is the Difference Between [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kiss and Slap</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Aug 2010 10:29:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kiss SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[An old lady, a girl, a Pakistani and Indian Boy were travelling on a train&#8230; Suddenly, a tunnel came &#38; It got completely dark. Suddenly, a Kiss Sound and a slap sound was heard When the tunnel ended, Indian boy cheek was red due to slap. He was thinking, Pakistani boy must have kissed the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Boy Went to a Buy Talking Parrot</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Aug 2010 21:59:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Boy to Parrot: How do I look? Parrot: You are a bas&#8230;tard&#8230; Boy: It&#8217;s language is very bad. Shopkeeper put the water on parror and asked, &#8220;Will you say abusive words again?&#8221; Parrot: No.. Boy: If a girls comes with me, what will you think? Parrot: She may be your wife. Boy: If there are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tamam Pakistan Ki Khush Haal Awam</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Aug 2010 22:12:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Tamam Pakistan Ki Khush Haal Awam Ko Baut Baut Mubarak Ho Petrol pe 21 paise Kam Ho gaye Mere to Khushi Ke Marey Ansu Hi Nahi Ruk Rahe Similar SMS: Why Do Girls Close Their Eyes While Kissing a Guy? Morning Voices in Different Countries Altaf Bhai at School Phulon Se Khoobsurat Koi Nahi. Mere [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Exclusive Shair for Students Only&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.sms4pleasure.com/exams-sms/exclusive-shair-students.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.sms4pleasure.com/exams-sms/exclusive-shair-students.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Aug 2010 23:15:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Exams SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Exclusive Shair for Students Only&#8230; &#8220;Main Pehle Hi Say Ghamo Mai Hoon Mubtala&#8221; &#8220;Isliye result ki koi mujhay dey na Ittaka&#8221; Similar SMS: Ishq Ka Naas Karo Gi Mujhay Maloom Na Tha Woh Konsi Baat Hai Jo Hazaron Saal Pehle Bhi Students Kehte Thay Kash Koi “exam Result” Ka Insurance Kara Deta Dr: Ap Pagal [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Negro Died and Reached Heaven</title>
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		<comments>http://www.sms4pleasure.com/funny-sms/negro-died-reached-heaven.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Jul 2010 03:32:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[english Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny Text Message]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A negro died and reached heaven Angel: Who are you? Negro: Leonardo Di Caprio The angel got confused and rang the chief Sir, did titanic SINK or BURN?Similar SMS: Big Chief No Fart Memon, My Father Died New Story of Honesty is the Best Policy Khmba Bacha Ke Today&#8217;s Titanic&#8217;s 94 Anniversary]]></description>
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		<title>No Matter What Guys Are Driving</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Jul 2010 03:12:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[english Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[English Funny Text Message]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny Text Message]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[No matter what Guys are driving&#8230; A Mercedes, Ferrari, BMW, Accord, or Corolla&#8230; They are not able to overtake a . . . . . . . Girl&#8217;s College VanSimilar SMS: Do Not Shoot the One in Front Boy: I Love U The Motor Stalled and Brakes Failed What is the Difference Between Call Girl, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why Boys Hold Girl&#8217;s Hand?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 04:13:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In the corridors of shopping mall do you know why boys hold girl&#8217;s hand? Bcz if they leave their hand they will go 4 shopping! It&#8217;s look romantic but it&#8217;s economical.Similar SMS: Bless Your Little Heart Huge Hands What is the Difference Between Call Girl, Girl Friend and Wife Boy: I Love U Though a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ladies Are Selfish</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2010 21:51:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kiss SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Misleading SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[When I was a cute child Many ladies wanted to Kiss Me and I allowed them Now I want to Kiss Cute ladies but they don&#8217;t allow me Moral:  Ladies are selfish&#8230;.Similar SMS: An Old Man Owned a Pond on His Farm, Lined with Fruit Trees. Child:Mom is Bar Saray Patakhay Hum is Shop Say [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Young FROG Goes 2 PALMIST 2 Knw Its Future</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2010 19:00:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Misc SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A young FROG goes 2 PALMIST 2 know its future Palmist:U ll meet a young girl who want 2 know evrythng abt u Frog:Gr8 when n where? . . . Palmist: Next year in biology lab Similar SMS: Boy: I Love U What is the Difference Between Call Girl, Girl Friend and Wife Though a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Story of Honesty is the Best Policy</title>
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		<comments>http://www.sms4pleasure.com/funny-sms/new-story-of-honesty-is-the-best-policy.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jul 2010 21:47:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bollywood SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[New Story of &#8220;Honesty is the Best Policy&#8221; Once again the woodcutter going with his wife near the canal. She fell in the canal. He started crying. Angel came and asked him. He told about his wife. Angel went in the canal and brought &#8220;Katrina Kaif&#8221; Woodcutter said: Yes Angel became angry for telling a lie. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Someday You May Lose Your Hair</title>
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		<comments>http://www.sms4pleasure.com/funny-sms/someday-you-may-lose-your-hair-cooldecent-sms-funny-sms.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jul 2010 07:00:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cool/Decent SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Someday you may lose your hair, you may lose your teeth your money &#38; even lose your mind. But 1 thing you will never loose is your good looks. because you cant lose what you DON’T have! Similar SMS: Women R Like an Internet Virus U R Just a Piece of Paper I Will Kill [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ants (Chunti) Are Going Out from Memon Room</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 22:59:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Memon SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Ants (Chunti) are going out from Memon Room. Memon: Where are you going? and what are you taking while leaving? Ant (Chunti): You Miser Scrooge ( کنجوس مکھیچوس ) Its better to migrate (Hijrat) rather to die of hunger. Similar SMS: Aik Memon Mar Raha Tha Memon, My Father Died Three Ants Find an Elephant [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Priest and a Business Man Were Playing Golf</title>
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		<comments>http://www.sms4pleasure.com/funny-sms/a-priest-and-a-business-man-were-playing-golf.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 23:29:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A priest and a business man were playing golf. The sky was overcast. The business man tried to hit the ball but failed &#8220;Missed the bast&#8230;rd&#8221; he shouted. The priest said &#8220;you mustn&#8217;t say so. Again the man tried the shot but failed again and repeated the same abusive words, and again priest showed his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What Do You Have?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jul 2010 22:35:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[What do you have]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Rich Man: Today, I have 14 Cars, 18 Bikes, 4 Bungalows, 3 Farm Houses What do you have? Poor Man: I have a boy who&#8217;s Girl Friend is . . . . Your Daughter&#8230;.Similar SMS: What is BUSINESS ? What is the Difference Between Call Girl, Girl Friend and Wife Ghalib Ne Apni Girl Friend [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nokri Ke Liye Abba Ne Parhaya Tha Ager</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 22:43:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Ya Mujhe Gaon Ka Patwari Banaya Hota, Ya Dubai ka Visa Dilaya Hota, Nokri ke liye Abba Ne Parhaya Tha Ager, Kaash Police Mein Bharti Karwaya Hota&#8230;.Similar SMS: Log Kehtay Hain K Khuda Ne Aapko Badi Fursat Mein Banaya Hai…. How He Got into the House Ten Most Wanted Men Ik Larki Thi Deewani Si [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Height of Addition!</title>
		<link>http://www.sms4pleasure.com/funny-sms/height-addition.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jul 2010 23:13:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just b4 hanging, judge asked the prisoner: &#8220;Any last wish?&#8221; Prisoner: &#8220;Yes, I want to update my facebook status as DEAD.&#8221;Similar SMS: Teacher: Bobby! Join These Two Sentences Together. Khmba Bacha Ke Little Johnny Got F in Arithmetic A Priest and a Business Man Were Playing Golf]]></description>
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		<title>PIA&#8217;s Slogan</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2010 21:14:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[PIA&#8217;s Slogan &#8220;Come Fly with us A warm experience &#038; a motherly treatment&#8230;&#8221; Warm becoz the AC&#8217;s don&#8217;t work Motherly becoz the Air Hostesses are above 42&#8230; Similar SMS: The Liberal Arts Graduate Asks Sardar Sent SMS to His BOSS Notice to Employees (Includes Part Time Workers)]]></description>
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		<title>Khmba Bacha Ke</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 08:12:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wife / Husband SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A mans wife died . they were taking the coffin to graveyard . Whenever they were near an electric pole , a man shouted &#8220;Khamba bacha ke&#8221; When this man repeated the same for three four times, one man asked another one &#8220;who is this man shouting Khamba bacha ke?.The other man said ,this is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Thank You Very Much! Your Father-in-law</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jul 2010 09:56:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[An old woman had 3 daughters. One day she decided to test her three Sons-in-law. One a fine day, she was walking along a lake shore with the first son-in-law. Purposefully, she fell down in the lake and started yelling for help. The first son-in-law jumped into the water and dragged her out into the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In a Marriage the Ex-fiance of a Bride</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2010 15:13:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a marriage the ex-fiance of a bride joined the ceremony. He was very well dressed like a groom. Someone asked him: Are you a groom? He said: No, I lost the semi final, now watching the final.Similar SMS: Aik Shadi Mai Dulhan Ka Pehla Little Johnny Got F in Arithmetic Any Boyfriend Before Marriage 3-day Pass [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Aik Shadi Mai Dulhan Ka Pehla</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2010 15:09:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Aik Shadi mai dulhan ka pehla fiance bhi saj dhaj kar aaya kisi ne pocha kya aap dulha hain us ne kaha jee nahi mai semi final mai haar gaya tha ab final dekhne aaya hoon.Similar SMS: In a Marriage the Ex-fiance of a Bride Aik Memon Mar Raha Tha Agar Main Ap Ko SMS [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mushkil He Mila Karti Hein Ghar, Dekh-ye Lach-chan</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jul 2010 09:58:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Poetry SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Mushkil he mila karti hein ghar, dekh-ye lach-chan Phirti hein yeh aawara kiddhar, dekh-ye lach-chan Maulana to mamber pey kharey detey hein khutbah Mullani parhosi key hein ghar, dekh-ye lach-chan Na-seh ka mission yeh key wo dunya ko sudharein Beti ki jawanon peh nazar, dekh-ye lach-chan Majlis mein to yeh deen ka sahara li-aey ponhchey [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Teacher: Tumhary Ghar Me Sab Se Bahadur Kon Hai?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jul 2010 01:16:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Teacher: Tumhary Ghar me Sab se Bahadur Kon Hai? Bacha: Choha Teacher: Wo Kese? Bacha: Hum Abbu se Dartay Hen, Abbu Ammi Se Darte Hain Aur Ammi Chohay Se Darti Hain. Similar SMS: Khmba Bacha Ke 1 Elephant Romantic Mood May 1 Chunty Ko Cherta Hay. When You Start Dreaming in French Altaf Bhai at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Qaum Bani Fool</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Jul 2010 00:10:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[April Fool SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Qaum Bani Fool Sab ko majboor bana ker chora Apna dastoor bana ker chora In siyasat ke peshwaon ney Qaum ko fool bana ker chora Siyasat Khappe KhappeSimilar SMS: 31st March or 1st April 2 All Who Celebrate April Fool Open After 2 Days Zimey-dari Utha-aen Gey Ham Log Friendly Reminder for April Fool]]></description>
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		<title>Iram Karo Na Shararat Yeh Tum Hamarey Saath</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jun 2010 02:25:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Iram karo na shararat yeh tum hamarey saath Hamein phansa-o-bhi aur khud panso hamarey saath Yeh leader aaj ke khuni bhi hein luterey bhi Qatal kara-o-na na khudh maro hamarey saath By Ismat AlaviSimilar SMS: Mushkil He Mila Karti Hein Ghar, Dekh-ye Lach-chan Peechey Chaltey They Rahbar Kesey Ishq Ka Naas Karo Gi Mujhay Maloom [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Peechey Chaltey They Rahbar Kesey</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jun 2010 05:35:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Peechey chaltey they rahbar kesey ? Aek pathar they ab guher kesey ? Qom ney chun liya hamein nahaq Aek mujrim they ab sadar kesey ? By Ismat AlaviSimilar SMS: Iram Karo Na Shararat Yeh Tum Hamarey Saath Zimey-dari Utha-aen Gey Ham Log Leag to Wo Hi Rahi Aur Harf Badley Aa-e-din Khmba Bacha Ke [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Zimey-dari Utha-aen Gey Ham Log</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jun 2010 05:33:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Zimey-dari utha-aen gey ham log Zarb kari laga-aen gay ham log Qaum ki jarh ko kat ker rakh dein Aesi aari chala-aen gey ham log By Ismat AlaviSimilar SMS: 1 Banday Ka Nashta Kam Banana Peechey Chaltey They Rahbar Kesey Leag to Wo Hi Rahi Aur Harf Badley Aa-e-din Iram Karo Na Shararat Yeh Tum [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Leag to Wo Hi Rahi Aur Harf Badley Aa-e-din</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jun 2010 23:58:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Leag to wo hi rahi aur harf badley aa-e-din Khaslat-e-hakim wo-hi kam zarf badley aa-e-din Pehley das percent they phir wo 30 fisad ho gaiey Nam Zardari raha per urf badley aa-e-din By Ismat AlaviSimilar SMS: Peechey Chaltey They Rahbar Kesey Zimey-dari Utha-aen Gey Ham Log Iram Karo Na Shararat Yeh Tum Hamarey Saath Khmba Bacha [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You Have Recharged  Rs. 250</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jun 2010 23:36:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[TID: 0608215250114644. You have recharged Rs.250. The deduction of VAT 25% &#8230;Zardari tax 15% Benazir Income Support 10% Wapda tax 20% GST 17% Government supported Fund 13% Neew balance: Rs. 0.00 Expiry Date: 09/11/2010 =S =D Similar SMS: Shiri Rehman Farmati Hain Why Government Do NOT Allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Astaghfirullah Leag [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Modern Mother- Good Night Dear</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jun 2010 23:32:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Good Night SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Modern Mother: Good night dear old fashioned Mother: Shaba khair My mama: mein is mobile nu aag laa deni ae Similar SMS: Good Night Dear Friend Ik Larki Thi Deewani Si Night is Not Complete Without I Came 2 Say Goodnite to Ur Madam Good Night My Very Special Friend]]></description>
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		<title>A Terror for the Day:</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jun 2010 23:31:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Terror For The Day: When I Was Studying In School Days My Teachers Were Wearing Sun Glasses. . . You Know Why? Because, I Was A BRIGHT STUDENT =P (= Similar SMS: Embarrassing Situations I Was the Most Outstanding Student of My Class &#8230; Teacher: Bobby! Join These Two Sentences Together. Can You Think [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Boy: I Love U</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jun 2010 23:30:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Boy: I Love U Girl: Shut Up Boy: I Will Die 4 U Girl: Shut Up Boy: I Can&#8217;t Live Without U Girl: Shut Up Boy: I Will Marry U Girl : Realy??? Boy: Shut Up Similar SMS: What is BUSINESS ? Though a Boy is Physically Stronger Why Government Do NOT Allow a Man [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Was the Most Outstanding Student of My Class &#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jun 2010 23:30:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Exams SMS]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was The Most Outstanding Student Of My Class &#8230; Because, I Always Stand Outside The Class:-) Proud 2 b an Out-Standing Student. Similar SMS: Everyone Who Thinks You Are Stupid, Stand Up Human Brain is the Most Outstanding Object in World. K.G Vs University When You Start Dreaming in French Who Discovered North America]]></description>
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		<title>A Hypnotist Hypnotised the Whole Audience</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jun 2010 12:50:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A hypnotist hypnotised the whole audience in the hall with a pendulum. Suddenly, d pendulum fell down. He said &#8220;SHIT&#8221;..!! &#038; it took 3 days to clean d hall&#8230;! Similar SMS: The Scientist Accidentally Discovered a Formula to Express Benzene Kiss and Slap I Would Do Anything Aik Chinese Bacha Pakistani Sey Thank You Very [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Q &#8211; University Me Sari Ladkiyon Ke Kitne Naam Hote Hain?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jun 2010 12:49:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Q &#8211; University me sari ladkiyon ke kitne naam hote hain? ? ? ? ? ? Ans- sirf 4, - - - - - 1. Meri Waali, 2. Teri Waali, 3. Meri Bhabhi, 4. Teri Bhabhi&#8230;!!!! Similar SMS: Indian Film Names if We Replace Dil with Egg K.G Vs University Teri Tasveer Bana Dali or [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dunya Ki Tareekh Ka Ek Aisa Sawal</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jun 2010 12:47:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dunya Ki Tareekh Ka Ek Aisa Sawal Jo Aapki Neenden Urra Dega. Magar Dil Tham K Sawal Parhna. Sawal Ye Hai K. . . . . . Bulgham Namkeen Hota Hai Ya Khatta? Similar SMS: Nokri Ke Liye Abba Ne Parhaya Tha Ager Mushkil He Mila Karti Hein Ghar, Dekh-ye Lach-chan Ik Larki Thi Deewani [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Achi Si Larki Ka Rishta Bata</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jun 2010 12:47:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[1st Friend: Yaar Mere Liye Koi Achi Si Larki Ka Rishta Bata. 2nd Friend: Yaar 1 Larki Hai B.Com Ki. 1st Friend: . . . . Yaar Qoam Koi Bhi Ho Bas Parhi Likhi Honi ChahiyeSimilar SMS: 1 Larki Ne Namaz Parh Kr Dua Mangi IT Poetry &#8211; Abhi Abhi to Pyaar Ka Computer Kiya [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Teacher: Bobby! Join These Two Sentences Together.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2010 00:18:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Teacher: Bobby! Join these two sentences together. I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body. Bobby: I saw a Dead Body Cycling to school. Similar SMS: Altaf Bhai at School Little Johnny Got F in Arithmetic When You Start Dreaming in French Keeping Two Kids from Fighting Scientific Formula of Water by Sardar]]></description>
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		<title>K.G Vs University</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jun 2010 23:05:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[K.G VS University K.G: Pencil, Rubber, Sharpner, Scale, Daily Le Jaty Thay University: Ek Pen b Duusri Class Se Maange Jaty Thay K.G: Class Mein Entr Hony Se Pehly Ma&#8217;am May I Come In Bolty Thay University: Bina Bataye hi Pura Period Bun Krty Thay K.G: Bag Mein Har Sbject Ki Book &#038; Copy Rakhty [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Shoaib Akhtar Ne Harbhajan Ko Ye Keh Kr Chup Kra Diya</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jun 2010 23:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cricket SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Faraz SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Shoaib Akhtar Ne Harbhajan Ko Ye Keh Kr Chup Kra Diya &#8220;FARAZ&#8221; Keh &#8220;Chal Chal&#8221; Hum Ne Yeh Pehla Match Sania Ki Wajah Se Gift Kr Diya. Similar SMS: Beautiful Delivery by Shoaib Akhtar Shoaib Akthar Sent His Thunderbolts Whizzing Past Ganguly Sardar or Pathan FARAZ K Ghar Gayee Dhoni Was in Despair at His [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Achon Se Bhi Ziyada</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jun 2010 18:16:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[english Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny Text Messages]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hindi Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[urdu Funny SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Achon Se Bhi Ziyada Tum Ache Ho, Suchon Se Bhi Ziyada Tum Sachay Ho, Mein Ne Us Se Kaha Mujhe Tum Se Muhabbat Hai, Wohy Boli Sharam Karo Abhi Tum Bach&#8217;chay Ho&#8230;..Similar SMS: AIK PATHAN KI SHAADI BREAKING NEWS Nokri Ke Liye Abba Ne Parhaya Tha Ager Agar Main Ap Ko SMS Karti Hoon Boy: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Morning Voices in Different Countries</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 May 2010 05:28:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Good Morning SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Morning Voices Uk: Hi dear USA:Good morning China Mehow Japan:Shanhow Italy:manichi India:Namastay France:sanchay in pakistan / India: uth baigharat, subah k 8 baj gaye hainSimilar SMS: &#8221;LOVE&#8221; In France is a Comedy, Early This Morning God Gave Me 3 Baskets of Fruits Your Remaining Sleep Time is Over Pani Ki Bondain Phulon Ko Bhiga Rahi [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ishq Ka Naas Karo Gi Mujhay Maloom Na Tha</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 May 2010 04:59:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Eid SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Ishq ka naas karo gi, mujhay maloom na tha mere palle hi paro gi mujhay maloom na tha Aik mahine mai kamata hoon jo tankuwa, usse kharch hafte mai karo gi  mujhay maloom na tha mai ne khaye thi qasam khao ga bas rizq-e-hilal tum bhi aemaq ho kaho gi,  mujhay maloom na tha zindagi [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Newton 7th Law for KESC</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 May 2010 05:04:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cool/Decent SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Insult SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Newton 7th Law: The rate of load shedding is directly proposal to the rise in temperature but The beghairti of KESE (Karachi Electricly Supply Corporation) remains constant. Similar SMS: Give Me a Pocket Full of Money, Meera Was Travelling in a Plane, Any Boyfriend Before Marriage No One Sets the Limit for U Happy Mango [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nurse Aapke Judwa Bete Hue Hai</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 04:30:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sardar SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Nurse: Aapke judwa bete hue hai Sardar: ye toh hona hi tha program hi aise dekhti thi KBC -2 Indian Idol -2 Nach Baliye -2 Great Indian Laughter Challenge -2Similar SMS: Nurse Sardar and Blood Test 1 Anokhi Dua 3-day Pass by Pakistani Soldier Yar Meri Biwi Pani Se Bohat Darti Hai A Sardar (who [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Happy Mango Season</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 19:36:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Happy Mango Season SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Insult SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Misc SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[2 Aurten1 drakht ke neche bethi kafi dair se baatain kar rahi thi. Ke achanak drakhat se aik aam (mango) gira. pehli aurat: Yeh aam kese gira? Dusri aurat kuch bolne wali thi ke.. Aam khudhaath jor kar bola! . . . . . . . . . Pak gaya hoon mai tum dono ke [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sardar Sent SMS to His BOSS</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 16:51:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sardar SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: “Me sick, no work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it” 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: “Me ok, ur wife very sweet”Similar SMS: Lady to Inspector Sardar: My Husband Went to Buy Potatoes 5 Days Ago, He Hasn’t Come Back Yet! [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Can We Do Romance in the Midnight Today</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 16:48:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Can we do romance in the midnight today? I’m in a good mood:) Just a little bit of kissing and biting!! Reply me soon, yours Loving Mosquito.Similar SMS: He Came at Night Explored My Body Why Do Girls Close Their Eyes While Kissing a Guy? Perhaps I Have Some Good News and Some Bad News [...]]]></description>
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		<title>IT Poetry &#8211; Abhi Abhi to Pyaar Ka Computer Kiya Hai Chaaloo</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 14:43:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Abhi abhi to pyaar ka computer kiya hai chaaloo Aab main dil ki hard disk pe aur kitni files daaloo Apne chehare se ruswaai ka error to hatao Ai jaaneman apne dil ka password to batao Woh to hum hain jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhte hain Warna aap jaise kitney hi softwares bazaar [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Promise Me We R True Friends</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 May 2010 10:31:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Barish / Rainy Day SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Promise me we R true friends: I’m lamp, U’r light. I’m coke, U’r Sprite. I’m (sawan)rain, U’r badal. I’m normal, U’r pagal.Similar SMS: Chappal Badal Li Rain Rain Go Away 1 Pagal American Se:tum Japanese Ho Na? The Rain Makes All Things Beautiful Dr: Ap Pagal Kyun Hue??]]></description>
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		<title>The Rain Makes All Things Beautiful</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 May 2010 10:24:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Barish / Rainy Day SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The rain makes all things beautiful, The grass &#38; flowers 2,  If rain makes all things beautiful, Why doesnt it rain on you?Similar SMS: Our Friendship Will Never End. Rain Rain Go Away All Flowers Are Sweet But Dont Carry Umbrella During Rain Happy First Rain of Winter]]></description>
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		<title>Best Day to Propose a Girl</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 May 2010 09:54:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[April Fool SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1 U Know Why?? If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Fool.Similar SMS: 31st March or 1st April Friendly Reminder for April Fool Open After 2 Days 2 All Who Celebrate April Fool Qaum Bani Fool]]></description>
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		<title>YOU ARE REALLY BITCH</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 May 2010 09:49:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[April Fool SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[U are a BITCH Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Hilarious r u smiling now? ? ? ? *YOU ARE REALLY BITCH* Similar SMS: Ladies Are Selfish The Rain Makes All Things Beautiful If Sumone Calls U Crazy Boy to His Friend: Yar Me Apni Girlfriend Ko Kya Birthday Gift Don. Embarrassing Situations]]></description>
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		<title>Meera Was Travelling in a Plane,</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 04:12:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lollywood SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Meera was travelling in a plane, some one asked: I think u r suffering from cold &#38; fever, MEERA: No, i m suffering from Lahore to KarachiSimilar SMS: Little Johnny Got F in Arithmetic Give Me a Pocket Full of Money, Newton 7th Law for KESC 3-day Pass by Pakistani Soldier Kiss and Slap]]></description>
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		<title>World’s Smallest Resignation Letter?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 04:12:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[World’s smallest resignation letter? Respected sir, I love Ur wife.Similar SMS: DEAREST WIFE: JUST GOT CHECKED IN Difference Between Wife &#038; Saali Vending Machine Me America Ja Rahi Hoon Any Boyfriend Before Marriage]]></description>
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		<title>Son: Dad, What is an Idiot?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 04:10:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can’t understand him. Do you understand me? Son: No.Similar SMS: When You Start Dreaming in French Give Tom Another Chance Notice to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8221;LOVE&#8221; In France is a Comedy,</title>
		<link>http://www.sms4pleasure.com/love-sms/love-in-france-is-a-comedy.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 09:12:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Love SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8221;LOVE&#8221; in France is a Comedy, In England a Tragedy, In Italy a Wounder, In Germany a Drama, but In Pakistan National game hai sub khelo;-)Similar SMS: Morning Voices in Different Countries I Love You &#8211; The Best Love Poem True Love I Love My Life When U Are in It Tamam Pakistan Ki Khush [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lawyer to Sardar: Geeta Pe Haath Rakho.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 09:07:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sardar SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Lawyer to sardar: Geeta pe haath Rakho. Sardar: Kamal hai, Seeta pe haath rakha to baat court tak pohanch gaei, ab bol raha he Geeta pe hath rakho. hahahaSimilar SMS: Sardar &#038; Sardarni in Bus: Sardarni: Sunoji, Peechey Wala Merey Blouse Main Haath Dal Raha Hai. Please Bike Taze Na Chalao Ek Sardar Badi Buri [...]]]></description>
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		<title>1 Pagal American Se:tum Japanese Ho Na?</title>
		<link>http://www.sms4pleasure.com/funny-sms/1-pagal-american-setum-japanese-ho-na.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 21:53:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[1 pagal American se:tum Japanese ho na? American:Nahi me american hun Pagal:nahi tum japanese ho American:nahi mai American hun Pagal:NAHI tum japanese ho American:han han me Japanese hoon Pagal:lagte to amrican hoSimilar SMS: Agar Main Ap Ko SMS Karti Hoon Dr: Ap Pagal Kyun Hue?? Aik Shadi Mai Dulhan Ka Pehla Phulon Se Khoobsurat Koi Nahi. Promise Me [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Boy: U Cheater.. Main Samjha Tum Waqai Mujh Se Pyar Karti Ho&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.sms4pleasure.com/funny-sms/boy-u-cheater-main-samjha-tum-waqai-mujh-se-pyar-karti-ho.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 21:49:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cool/Decent SMS]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[ boy:I luv u girl:Me too boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho? girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho boy: U cheater.. main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho&#8230;Similar SMS: Agar Main Ap Ko SMS Karti Hoon Ik Larki Thi Deewani Si Mere Dost Se Pyaar Karti Hai IT Poetry &#8211; Abhi Abhi to Pyaar Ka [...]]]></description>
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		<title>AIK PATHAN KI SHAADI</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 05:54:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pathan SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[AIK PATHAN KI SHAADI Meri jis se hui shadi woh thi itni saadi. Ghoongat me sharma k boli. Bhayya ye kya ho raha hai. Main ne kaha chup raho Baji. Hamara tumhara Nikah ho raha haiSimilar SMS: 1 Pathan Ko Khali Msg Aaya Shadi Me 1 Pathan Dr: Ap Pagal Kyun Hue?? Alvida Alvida Mah-e-Ramzan [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Whats the Biggest Pressure on Pakistan Players</title>
		<link>http://www.sms4pleasure.com/funny-sms/whats-the-biggest-pressure-on-pakistan-players.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 05:40:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Whats the biggest pressure on Pak players when they need 1 run to win with 5 overs remaining &#38; 10 wickets in hand? &#8220;Ya Allah&#8230; Jeet K english bolni Paregi&#8221;Similar SMS: Why Boys Hold Girl&#8217;s Hand? Huge Hands Do U Know Whats a B C D E F G? Do U Know Whats a B [...]]]></description>
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		<title>HAMARA NAYA PAROSI</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 05:38:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wife: acha batao car main ghomata hai, icecream khilata hai, restaurant lay jata hai, BOLO BOLO k0N !!! Husband: KON MAIN? Wife: HAMARA NAYA PAROSI Similar SMS: Wife: If I Die What Will U Do? Itni Khushi Bardasht Nahin Ker Sakta Husband Aur Wife in Hotel Thappar Maarnay Par NaraZ Wife Me America Ja Rahi [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Abey O Egg K Chilke!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jun 2008 09:55:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Abey O egg k chilke! Aam ki guthli !  Sarey hue bengan! Ublay hueAALOO ! Murghi kchooze ! Africa kbandar ! Kbhi b kisi ko esa na bolna bura lagta hai yar:-)Similar SMS: Chappal Badal Li Hum Ho Gaye Tumhare Tumhe Sochne K Bad Hum Ho Gaye Tumhare Tumhe Sochne K Bad Log Ishq Kartay [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bush Ka “Kutta” Bush Se Roth Gaya</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2008 13:57:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bush ka “Kutta” bush se roth gaya, Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya, Dobtay howay bola ab aur zulm nahin sahain gay, Eg ghar mai 2 2 nahin rahain gay…:DSimilar SMS: 1 Banday Ka Nashta Kam Banana Happy Mango Season Dr: Ap Pagal Kyun Hue?? Sardar: Kal Mera Baap Kunwein Main Gir Gaya Chappal [...]]]></description>
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		<title>1 Anokhi Dua</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2008 05:07:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[1 Anokhi Dua Aap ko Khushyan itni milen jitni MUSHARRAF ko Gaaliyaan&#8230; Aapki Zindagi Se Gham aise khatam hoon jese PTV se haya Aapko GEO jesa sabar miley Shorat itni mile jini &#8220;BB&#8221; ko mili Health aesi mile jese SANGEETA ko&#8230; or Aap ke din aise phir jaye jese ZARDARI ke  Similar SMS: Leag to Wo [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ek Sardar Ko Poori Raat Machcharo Neboht Pareshan Kiya</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2008 05:04:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sardar SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Ek sardar ko poori raat machcharo neboht pareshan kiya Us Ka Dimag Ghooma Sardar Ne Zehar Pee Liya Aur Bola Ab Kato Salo . . . &#8220;Sab Ke Sab Marogery&#8221;  Similar SMS: B.Com from Punjab University Husband Aur Wife in Hotel BREAKING NEWS Eik Sardar 15 August Waly Din Kabarustan May Kabarain Khod Raha Tha [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Boy to His Friend: Yar Me Apni Girlfriend Ko Kya Birthday Gift Don.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 May 2008 08:35:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Boy to his friend: yar me apni girlfriend ko kya birthday gift don. Friend: kesi dikhti he, Boy: beautiful Friend: esa karo mera number de do&#8230;..!!:-)Similar SMS: Ghalib Ne Apni Girl Friend Ko Date Pr Bulaya Wo Late Hogai Ishq Ka Naas Karo Gi Mujhay Maloom Na Tha 1 Boy Went 2 Meet His Girlfriend [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Woh Chom Lein Ek Bar to Urjaati Hai Neend,</title>
		<link>http://www.sms4pleasure.com/funny-sms/woh-chom-lein-ek-bar-to-urjaati-hai-neend.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 May 2008 08:26:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=626</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Woh chom lein ek bar to Urjaati hai neend, Unki awaz sunte sunte raat jati hai beet, Is liye kehte hain ye risk na uthao, &#8220;MORTEIN JALAO &#8220;MACHAR BHAGAO:-oSimilar SMS: Sehri Ke Baad IT Poetry &#8211; Abhi Abhi to Pyaar Ka Computer Kiya Hai Chaaloo Sardar: Kal Mera Baap Kunwein Main Gir Gaya Aik Memon [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ankhey Hey Matar Ki Trha</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 May 2008 18:17:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ankhey hey matar ki trha gal hey tematar ki trha haut hey bhendi ki trha pora chara hey gobei ki trha Allha ney dost deya to wo bhei sabzi mandi ki trha.Similar SMS: Ye Tumhara Dost Phool Sunghne Kab Uthe Ga?” Phol Barsao Mera Dost Aya Hai Phulon Se Khoobsurat Koi Nahi. Hamari Dosti Ka Kitna [...]]]></description>
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		<title>1 Elephant Romantic Mood May 1 Chunty Ko Cherta Hay.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 May 2008 18:16:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[1 elephant romantic mood may 1 chunty ko cherta hay. Chunty ghussay may hathny kay paas jaty hay aur kehty hay: . . . . . Apnay awara shohar ko samjha lo warna murd hamaray ghar par b hain .Similar SMS: Teacher: Tumhary Ghar Me Sab Se Bahadur Kon Hai? IT Poetry &#8211; Abhi Abhi [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Asi Zndgi Ka Krna Bhi Kia He.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 May 2008 18:09:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cool/Decent SMS]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Teachr. Bcho wada kro cigrett shrab nhi pioge. bche:nhi pienge. teachr:larkio ka pecha nhi kroge bche:nhi krnge teachr:un pr awazen nhi kso ge. bche: nhi ksenge. teachr: apni zndgi wtn pr qurban kroge. bche:  krenge. asi zndgi ka krna bhi kia he.Similar SMS: Bhoolay Se Shadi Ka Wada Kia Parveen Se Bhoolay Se Shadi Ka [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Difference Between Girlfriend and Wife</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 12:18:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wife / Husband SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Girl friendz r like Paani puri alwez tasty Lovers r like Pizzas hot &#38; spicy Wifes r like Daal Chawal no other option Guzara to karna hai na . . .Similar SMS: Ye Tumhara Dost Phool Sunghne Kab Uthe Ga?” In a Park 2 Lovers Were Eating Chips What is the Difference Between Call Girl, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Women R Like an Internet Virus</title>
		<link>http://www.sms4pleasure.com/funny-sms/women-r-like-an-internet-virus.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 12:17:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Insult SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[like]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Virus]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Women]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=611</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Women r like an Internet Virus they ENTER ur Life, SCAN ur pockets, TRANSFER ur money, EDIT ur mind, DOWNLOAD their prob.s, DELETE ur smile &#38; HANG U 4ever!Similar SMS: IT Poetry &#8211; Abhi Abhi to Pyaar Ka Computer Kiya Hai Chaaloo Someday You May Lose Your Hair ATM Machine &#8211; Man VS Woman I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Aik Chinese Bacha Pakistani Sey</title>
		<link>http://www.sms4pleasure.com/funny-sms/aik-chinese-bacha-pakistani-sey.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 12:15:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Boy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[china]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pakistan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[reputation]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Aik Chinese bacha Pakistani sey: Yaar merey abbo ka chaltay chaltay intikal ho gaya hai. Pakistani: Shit yaar! China ki cheezo mey yehi masla hey&#8230;Similar SMS: Achi Si Larki Ka Rishta Bata Khmba Bacha Ke Teacher: Tumhary Ghar Me Sab Se Bahadur Kon Hai? Kiss and Slap 3-day Pass by Pakistani Soldier]]></description>
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		<title>MOBILINK: RESHAPING WIVES !!</title>
		<link>http://www.sms4pleasure.com/funny-sms/mobilink-reshaping-wives.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 12:08:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wife / Husband SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[MOBILINK: RESHAPING WIVES !!]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=602</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Man calls Wife through MOBILINK, Call goes 2 another lady, After talking 4 a while they started dating &#38; got married. Moral: MOBILINK: RESHAPING WIVES !!Similar SMS: New Story of Honesty is the Best Policy If Sumone Calls U Crazy Husband Aur Wife in Hotel New Blue Silk Pajamas To Kill My Husband]]></description>
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		<title>Altaf Bhai at School</title>
		<link>http://www.sms4pleasure.com/funny-sms/altaf-bhai-at-school.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.sms4pleasure.com/funny-sms/altaf-bhai-at-school.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 12:05:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Political SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Altaf]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[at]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bhai]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[school]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=598</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Altaf bhai jab school gaye Teacher ne pucha? mere pas 4 apple hain,5 bachon me kaise taqseem karein? ALTAF BHAI:ek bache ko urado:-DSimilar SMS: IBLEES Went to Court to Prove IT Poetry &#8211; Abhi Abhi to Pyaar Ka Computer Kiya Hai Chaaloo Agar Main Ap Ko SMS Karti Hoon Teacher: Tumhary Ghar Me Sab Se [...]]]></description>
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		<title>B.Com from Punjab University</title>
		<link>http://www.sms4pleasure.com/funny-sms/bcom-from-punjab-university.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.sms4pleasure.com/funny-sms/bcom-from-punjab-university.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 11:56:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sardar SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[B.Com]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[from]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Punjab]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[University]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=594</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Bus chali Jhatka laga Ek sardar ek larki pr gira Larki boli : Badtameez, kya kar rahay ho ? Sardar bola : Ji &#8221; PUNJAB University se &#8220;  B.COM  &#8220;.Similar SMS: 1 Banday Ka Nashta Kam Banana Happy Mango Season Ek Sardar Ko Poori Raat Machcharo Neboht Pareshan Kiya K.G Vs University Policemen, Sardar and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why Government Do NOT Allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.</title>
		<link>http://www.sms4pleasure.com/funny-sms/why-government-do-not-allow-a-man-to-marry-2-women.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 05:13:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Marriage SMS]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=588</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because asper Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same MISTAKE.Similar SMS: Question : When Do You CONGRATULATE Someone for Their MISTAKE. Why Do Most Women Spend Much Time on Improving Their LOOKS What is BUSINESS ? Can You Think of a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>When Your LIFE is in DARKNESS</title>
		<link>http://www.sms4pleasure.com/funny-sms/when-your-life-is-in-darkness.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.sms4pleasure.com/funny-sms/when-your-life-is-in-darkness.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 05:12:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Good Night SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Insult SMS]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=587</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness &#8211; Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL. Good NightSimilar SMS: Good Night My Very Special Friend Darkness is Everywhere Whenever , Wherever Ill Be There for You What is BUSINESS [...]]]></description>
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		<title>If You Do NOT Have a Girl Friend</title>
		<link>http://www.sms4pleasure.com/funny-sms/if-you-do-not-have-a-girl-friend.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.sms4pleasure.com/funny-sms/if-you-do-not-have-a-girl-friend.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 05:11:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Insult SMS]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=585</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[If you do NOT have a Girl Friend &#8211; You are missing SOME thing in your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend &#8211; You are missing EVERY thing in your life.Similar SMS: What is the Difference Between Call Girl, Girl Friend and Wife Though a Boy is Physically Stronger Ghalib Ne Apni Girl Friend [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Let Us Be Generous Like This</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 05:11:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Misc SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest. They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says : we should KILL him. Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone.. Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path.. Ant [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Love Your Friends Not Their Sisters</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 05:10:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Misc SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Short SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.Similar SMS: 3 New Girl Friends Promise Me We R True Friends Pillow is Like a True Love Pillow is Like a True Love &#8221;Love&#8221;is the Medicine 4 Any Kind of Pain But]]></description>
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		<title>3 Easy Ways to Die</title>
		<link>http://www.sms4pleasure.com/love-sms/love-someone-truly-you-will-die-daily.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.sms4pleasure.com/love-sms/love-someone-truly-you-will-die-daily.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 05:06:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Love SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Misleading SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[3 Easy Ways to Die Take a Cigar daily &#8211; You will die 10 years early. Drink Rum daily &#8211; You will die 30 years early. Love Someone Truly &#8211; You will die daily.Similar SMS: When You Love Someone I Love You &#8211; The Best Love Poem True Love I Love My Life When U [...]]]></description>
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		<title>IBLEES Went to Court to Prove</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 08:23:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Political SMS]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=574</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[IBLEES went to Court to Prove that he is The Most, Cruel &#38; wicked Guy on Earth.  But he Failed,  He Came Out Angrily &#38; Asked,  Yaar ye &#8220;ALTAF BHAI&#8221; kon hai?Similar SMS: Altaf Bhai at School Achi Si Larki Ka Rishta Bata A Priest and a Business Man Were Playing Golf Aik Chinese Bacha [...]]]></description>
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		<title>1 Banday Ka Nashta Kam Banana</title>
		<link>http://www.sms4pleasure.com/funny-sms/1-banday-ka-nashta-kam-banana.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 07:46:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Memon SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[1 memon subha so ko utha to dekha ke uski biwi mar gaye hay. Wo foran kitchen me gaya or apni beti ko galay laga kra rony laga or bola &#8220;1 banday ka nashta kam banana&#8221; Similar SMS: Aik Memon Mar Raha Tha Bush Ka “Kutta” Bush Se Roth Gaya Zimey-dari Utha-aen Gey Ham Log B.Com [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;HEIGHT OF DREAMING&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.sms4pleasure.com/funny-sms/height-of-dreaming.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.sms4pleasure.com/funny-sms/height-of-dreaming.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 07:43:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Misc SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;HEIGHT OF DREAMING&#8221; Last Night Bill Gates Came In My Dream And Said: Yaar Tere Pass Windows-XP Ki CD Hay?Similar SMS: What is BUSINESS ? When You Start Dreaming in French Tumse Mil Kar Hogaya Zindgi Se Pyar Achi Si Larki Ka Rishta Bata IT Poetry &#8211; Abhi Abhi to Pyaar Ka Computer Kiya Hai [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What is the Diference B/w Stress,tension &amp; Panic?</title>
		<link>http://www.sms4pleasure.com/funny-sms/what-is-the-diference-bw-stresstension-panic.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.sms4pleasure.com/funny-sms/what-is-the-diference-bw-stresstension-panic.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 07:39:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=566</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[3 FEELINGS what is the diference b/w stress,tension &#38; panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &#38; panic is when both r pregnant Similar SMS: Difference Between Wife &#038; Saali Bhagwan Ko Gussa Kab Aata Hai Me America Ja Rahi Hoon Any Boyfriend Before Marriage New Story of Honesty [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Aik Memon Mar Raha Tha</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 07:36:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Memon SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Aik memon mar raha tha us ne apni bv aur bacho ko  aik aik ker k awaz di aur pocha k kaha ho? sab ne jawab dia aap k pass hi hain to marte howe memon ne jawab dia k sab yahan ho to barabar wale room ka pankha q chal raha hai?Similar SMS: Ants [...]]]></description>
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		<title>1 Larki Ne Namaz Parh Kr Dua Mangi</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 07:35:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=562</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[1 larki ne namaz parh kr dua mangi To Maa ne pucha:Tum ne dua me apne liye kia manga? Larki:me ne apne liye to kuch b nhi Han aap k liye DAMAD manga hai Similar SMS: Achi Si Larki Ka Rishta Bata B.Com from Punjab University Larka: Aik Larki Ko Chairte Huwe 1 Boy Went [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In a Park 2 Lovers Were Eating Chips</title>
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		<comments>http://www.sms4pleasure.com/funny-sms/in-a-park-2-lovers-were-eating-chips.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 07:34:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In a park 2 lovers were eating chips by looking in2 each other eyes. Girl:Wat r u thinking rite now? Boy:I think u r eating more chips than me! BHUKKI&#8230;Similar SMS: Kiss and Slap Difference Between Girlfriend and Wife The Scientist Accidentally Discovered a Formula to Express Benzene Boy: I Love U What Are You [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Please Bike Taze Na Chalao</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 07:13:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sardar SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Wife:Please bike taze na chalao mujhey dar lag raha hay Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay to meri tarah ankhein band kar laySimilar SMS: Ek Sardar Badi Buri Haalat Me Ghar Aaya Yar Meri Biwi Pani Se Bohat Darti Hai AIK PATHAN KI SHAADI Sardar: Kal Mera Baap Kunwein Main Gir Gaya Sardar [...]]]></description>
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		<title>That is Not My Dog.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2008 08:02:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Man1 sitting with dog. Man2:Your dog bits? Man1:No Man 2 sits and the dog bits! Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit! Man:That is not my dog.Similar SMS: IBLEES Went to Court to Prove Women Like That Are Hard to Find Embarrassing Situations Snake, a Cock, a Cat and a Centipede Mental Hospital is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Sardarji Goes to a Chinese Restaurant</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2008 08:00:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sardar SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant and puts his finger on the last of menu: Bring this. Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it because he is the owner of restaurant.Similar SMS: Sardarji Got the Fourth Child. A Sardar Goes to a Restaurant Once Prince Charles and Sardarji Are Having a Dinner Together. Lady Wanted [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Give Me a Pocket Full of Money,</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 22:47:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Boy 2 God: Give me a pocket full of money, A job &#38; a big vehicle full of girls. God replied:your wish is fullfilled &#38; He became a bus conductor of karachi university point.:pSimilar SMS: K.G Vs University Do U Know Whats a B C D E F G? Do U Know Whats a B [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Itne Kum Marks..??</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 22:46:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Exams SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Baap: Itne kum marks..?? 2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!! Beta: Han papa! mein nay to us kameenay mastar ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!Similar SMS: Mushkil He Mila Karti Hein Ghar, Dekh-ye Lach-chan Baap Pe Gaya Hai THAPAR Hi Khayega Dr: Ap Pagal Kyun Hue?? Thappar Maarnay Par NaraZ Wife 1 Larki Mujh Ko Hans K [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What is BUSINESS ?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 22:43:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[What is BUSINESS ? Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice. Son: No Dad: The girl is Bill Gate’s daughter. Son: then Ok. Dad goes o Bill Gates. Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son. Bill Gates: No Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank. Bill [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Want to Share All Your Worries</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 May 2008 08:03:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Marriage SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: It’s very kind of you, darling, But I don’t have any worries or troubles. Girl: Well that is because we aren’t married yet.Similar SMS: Boy: I Love U What is the Difference Between Call Girl, Girl Friend [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How He Got into the House</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 May 2008 08:03:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Marriage SMS]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=547</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “You’ll get your chance in court,” said the Police officer. “No, no no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why Do Most Women Spend Much Time on Improving Their LOOKS</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 May 2008 08:03:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Insult SMS]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why do most women spend much time on improving their LOOKS n not their MINDS?? Bcz they now that men are STUPID, but not BLIND&#8230;!! Similar SMS: Common Beliefs Men Have About Women Everyone Who Thinks You Are Stupid, Stand Up Creating Perfect Relationship Why Government Do NOT Allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Na Ye Chaand Hoga Na Taaray Rahenge</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 May 2008 08:02:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Marriage SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Poetry SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Na ye Chaand hoga na taaray rahenge,Kya hum hamesha kunwaare rahenge,Is duniya men kitnon k Nikaah hogae,Kya naseeb men apne sirf Nikaah k Chhuwaray rahenge.Similar SMS: Na Ye Chaand Hoga Na Taaray Rahenge Har Kamyabi Pay Aap Ka Naam Hoga Us Din Khuda Ne Bhi Jashn Manaya Hoga Khuda Tujhe Urooj Aisa Naseeb Kare Ishq [...]]]></description>
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		<title>1 Boy Went 2 Meet His Girlfriend</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:34:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kiss SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[One boy went to meet his girlfriend when he came back at home mom asked kahaan gaey they ? boy:us se milney mom: kis liye? boy: haan bohat kiss liye:DSimilar SMS: I Stair into Your Beautiful Brown Eyes &#8211; First Kiss First Kiss Boy to His Friend: Yar Me Apni Girlfriend Ko Kya Birthday Gift [...]]]></description>
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		<title>1 Memon Road Se Guzar Raha Tha</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:33:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Memon SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[1 memon road se guzar raha tha, achanak usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya aur zoor se chillaya, kameenaay log poti b aesi kartai hen jaisay koi samoosa para ho..Similar SMS: Aik Memon Mar Raha Tha Ants (Chunti) Are Going Out from Memon Room Memon, My Father Died Happy Mango Season Wife: Sunye Jub [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tumse Mil Kar Hogaya Zindgi Se Pyar</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:33:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Misleading SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Tumse mil kar hogaya zindgi se pyar Raah main chorr kar mat jana mere yaar Bin tere hum ji na payenge Tum na hoge to hum BEWAQOOF kisay banayenge;-)Similar SMS: IT Poetry &#8211; Abhi Abhi to Pyaar Ka Computer Kiya Hai Chaaloo Achi Si Larki Ka Rishta Bata &#8220;HEIGHT OF DREAMING&#8221; Boy: U Cheater.. Main [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hseenon Ke Galey Mila Karte The</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:33:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Flirt SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Woh bhi kiya din the jub hum haseenon ke galey mila karte the, Ye un dinon ki baat hai jub hum 2 saal ke hua kartey theSimilar SMS: Mom: Boyfriend Jab Kiss Kare to Bolo &#8220;DON&#8217;T. IT Poetry &#8211; Abhi Abhi to Pyaar Ka Computer Kiya Hai Chaaloo Main Tum Ko Without Tuch Kiya Kiss [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mere Dost Se Pyaar Karti Hai</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:33:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Flirt SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Na woh inkaar karti hai, Na woh ikraar karti hai, Kambakhat mere hi sapnon main aa kar, Mere dost se pyaar karti haiSimilar SMS: IT Poetry &#8211; Abhi Abhi to Pyaar Ka Computer Kiya Hai Chaaloo Thappar Maarnay Par NaraZ Wife Boy: U Cheater.. Main Samjha Tum Waqai Mujh Se Pyar Karti Ho&#8230; Dr: Ap [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Will Kill U for Free</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:33:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[i am a killer! i kill poople for money, i am a killer! i kill people for money, but ur my friend, so i will kill u for free of cost.Similar SMS: To Kill My Husband Let Us Be Generous Like This Three Ants Find an Elephant Asleep Boy to His Friend: Yar Me Apni [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pillow is Like a True Love</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:32:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Flirt SMS]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=230</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[True Love is like a pillow. U could HUG it when Ur in trouble. U could CRY on it when Ur in pain. U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy. Want True Love? Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.Similar SMS: Pillow is Like a True Love Wife: Nonsense It’s Only a Matter of Patience Why Do [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fizao Mai Tum Ho</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:32:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fizao mai tum ho, hawao mai tum ho baharo mai tum ho dhop mai tum ho, chaho mai tum ho, sach hi suna tha, Buri atma ka koi thikana nhi hota.Similar SMS: Fizao Mai Tum Ho Nokri Ke Liye Abba Ne Parhaya Tha Ager Phol Barsao Mera Dost Aya Hai Ik Larki Thi Deewani Si [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bhoolay Se Shadi Ka Wada Kia Parveen Se</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:32:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bhoolay se shadi ka wada kia Parveen se, Warna hamein mohabat thi Samreen se, Na pocho phr kya hal hua hamara, Anjane ma ya sab keh dia Nasreen se&#8230;Similar SMS: Bhoolay Se Shadi Ka Wada Kia Parveen Se AIK PATHAN KI SHAADI Dr: Ap Pagal Kyun Hue?? Asi Zndgi Ka Krna Bhi Kia He. Peechey [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hi. Yar Railway Mein Job Nikli Hay</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:32:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hi. Yar Railway mein job nikli hay.Tell me if u r intrested. Pay is 80000 per month Train ki headlights kharab hain.candle lay k agay bhagna hay.Similar SMS: Wao Wao Wao Wao!!! Log Kehtay Hain K Khuda Ne Aapko Badi Fursat Mein Banaya Hai…. Husband Aur Wife in Hotel K.G Vs University Teacher: Tumhary Ghar [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Humari Dosti Bonenza Jaisi Nahi</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:32:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Friendship SMS]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Humari dosti Bonenza jaisi nahi Since 1925, Pepsi jaisi bhi nahi K ye dil maange more, Ye to State life insurunce jaisi he, Zindagi k sath bi Zindagi k baad bi?Similar SMS: Dil Ke Armano Ki Manzil Hai Teri Dosti Dosti Kisi Ki Riasat Nahi Hoti, Zindagi Har Pal Khaas Nahi Hoti Ishq Se Zindgi [...]]]></description>
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		<title>3 New Girl Friends</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:32:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once a maths teacher asked a boy &#8220;If U have 12 chocolates, U give 4 to Hira, 5 to Hina and 3 to Bina What will U have?&#8221; He replied : &#8220;3 new girl friends&#8221;Similar SMS: Can Kids of Our Age Have Kids Girl Fully Exhausted Little Johnny Got F in Arithmetic Do Hearts Have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ludo Nahi Kheli Kya? Dobara Baari Ayegi</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:32:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Boy gave a dice to a Girl n said: If u get 1,2,3,4 or 5 i&#8217;ll kiss you! Girl: Ager 6 aaya to? Boy: Ludo nahi kheli kya? Dobara baari ayegiSimilar SMS: Main Tum Ko Without Tuch Kiya Kiss Karoo Ga Aik Shadi Mai Dulhan Ka Pehla Kiss and Slap Sardar Behind Bus Sardar Behind [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BREAKING NEWS</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:31:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[BREAKING NEWS Girls hostel mein aag lag gai.. Raat ko he fire brigade k amlay ne aag par kabo pa liya.. Magar Amlay pe abhi tak kabo nahin paya ja saka..Similar SMS: I Have Some Good News and Some Bad News Child:Mom is Bar Saray Patakhay Hum is Shop Say Lain Gay, Ek Sardar Ko [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ghalib Ne Apni Girl Friend Ko Date Pr Bulaya Wo Late Hogai</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:31:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ghalib ne apni girl friend ko date pr bulaya wo late hogai Girl: Am i late? Ghalib: Falak pe sitaro ko nend arahi hai Dosri ka time ho gaya tu ab aarahi hai.Similar SMS: Ghalib&#8217;s Girl Friend Late on Date Teri Girl Friend Gaye Bazar Boy to His Friend: Yar Me Apni Girlfriend Ko Kya [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dr: Ap Pagal Kyun Hue??</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:31:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dr: Ap pagal kyun hue?? Pagal: Kuch time pehle main ne aik bewa se shadi ki us ki jawan beti nay mere baap se shadi ki youn wo mere maa ban gai un k ghar beti hui to wo meri behan hui kyun k main us k baap ka beta tha dosri tarf wo meri [...]]]></description>
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		<title>If a Black Cat Crosses U</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:31:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If a Black Cat crosses u, when u r going somwhere, wat does it mean??? It means K US GHAREB BILLI PE KOI MUSEEBAT AANY WALI HAISimilar SMS: Happy Mango Season Pakistan Means in 2008 Three FASTEST Means of Communication If You Do NOT Have a Girl Friend Snake, a Cock, a Cat and a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Scientific Formula of Water by Sardar</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:31:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water? Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o. Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that? Sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)!Similar SMS: The Scientist Accidentally Discovered a Formula to Express Benzene What is the Chemical Formula for Water Wife: Nonsense It’s Only a Matter of Patience 3 Sardar After Exam When [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jab Barish Hoti Hai</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:31:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho. Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho, Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho, Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!Similar SMS: Mausam Hai Barish Ka, Aur Yaad Tumhari Aati Hai Ham DIL Me Arman Diya Karte Hain Zindagi Har Pal Khaas Nahi Hoti Chale Aao [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Beggar- ‘Oh Sundari ! Andha Hoon.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:31:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon. Sawa paanch rupya de de.. “Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha haiSimilar SMS: Thappar Maarnay Par NaraZ Wife Any Boyfriend Before Marriage Wife: If I Die What Will U Do? Wife: If I Die What Will U Do? [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wife: Nonsense It’s Only a Matter of Patience</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:31:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Husband:u will never succeed in making that dog obey u! Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with u at first.Similar SMS: Any Boyfriend Before Marriage Wife: If I Die What Will U Do? Wife: If I Die What Will U Do? Husband Aur Wife in Hotel Itni Khushi [...]]]></description>
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		<title>To Whom Do You Owe Your Success As a Millionaire</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:31:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?” Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.” Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman. Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?” Millionaire: “A Billionaire”Similar SMS: To Kill My Husband MOBILINK: RESHAPING WIVES !! Khmba Bacha Ke Difference Between Wife &#038; Saali [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Thappar Maarnay Par NaraZ Wife</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:30:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola: “Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.” Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur Boli “Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti”Similar SMS: Wife: If I Die What Will U Do? Wife: If I Die What Will U Do? Husband Aur [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Itni Khushi Bardasht Nahin Ker Sakta</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:30:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wife:-I will die. Husband:- I will also die. Wife:-why will you die? Husband:-because main itni khushi bardasht nahin ker sakta:DSimilar SMS: Wife: If I Die What Will U Do? Wife: If I Die What Will U Do? Husband Aur Wife in Hotel HAMARA NAYA PAROSI Thappar Maarnay Par NaraZ Wife]]></description>
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		<title>Difference Between Wife &amp; Saali</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:30:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What is the difference between wife &#38; saali? Saali is Beauty, Wife is duy, Saali is passion, Wife is tension, Saali is patakha, Wife is sayapa, Saali is cool, Wife is fool, Saali is tuty-fruity, Wife is qismat futi, Saali is fresh cake, Wife is earth quake…:pSimilar SMS: Fresh Orange Juice Ka DABBA Q: What [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Husband Aur Wife in Hotel</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:30:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya, Wife nay pocha,”Koun Thi Wo?” Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.Similar SMS: Wife: If I Die What Will U Do? Wife: If I Die What Will U Do? To Kill My Husband Itni [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Any Boyfriend Before Marriage</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:30:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ?? Wife remains silent …… Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ?? Wife : Abbe gin ne to De….Similar SMS: Creating Perfect Relationship Wife: If I Die What Will U Do? Wife: If I Die What Will U Do? Itni Khushi Bardasht [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wife: If I Die What Will U Do?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:30:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wife: If I die what will u do? Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga! Wife: Will u marry again after I die? Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta haiSimilar SMS: Wife: If I Die What Will U Do? Itni Khushi Bardasht Nahin Ker Sakta Husband Aur Wife in Hotel Dr: Ap Pagal Kyun Hue?? Thappar [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Always Keep Ur Pic in Ur Pocket</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:30:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tip of the day: Always keep ur pic in ur pocket, u know y? Whenver u face any problem just see ur pic and say 3 times &#34;If I can fact this, I can face anything&#34;&#8230; Similar SMS: Tip of the Day Give Me a Pocket Full of Money, There is a Man in the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What is the Difference Between Call Girl, Girl Friend and Wife</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:30:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[What is the difference between 1. Call Girl 2. Girl Friend 3. Wife Ans&#8230; 1) Prepaid 2) Postpaid 3) UnlimitedSimilar SMS: Difference Between Wife &#038; Saali Car Sales Girl to Call Girl A Man Made a Call to Hospital Saw His Wife with His Friend Ghalib Ne Apni Girl Friend Ko Date Pr Bulaya Wo [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sardar: Kal Mera Baap Kunwein Main Gir Gaya</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:29:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sardar: kal mera baap kunwen main gir gaya aur zor zor se chilla raha tha. 2nd: Ab walid kaise hain ?? Sardar: Ab theek hongey kal se kunwen se koi awaz nahi aai.Similar SMS: IT Poetry &#8211; Abhi Abhi to Pyaar Ka Computer Kiya Hai Chaaloo Aik Memon Mar Raha Tha Please Bike Taze Na [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Astaghfirullah</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:29:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Astaghfirullah Astaghfirullah Astaghfirullah Yeh sms aap 500 logon ko send karen Insha Allah aapka balance khatam ho jayega&#8230;Similar SMS: Astaghfirullah Mominon Ramadan Qareeb Hai You Have Recharged Rs. 250 Indian Film Names if We Replace Dil with Egg Mera Number 10 May Say Offi Ho Jayega]]></description>
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		<title>Neapolian: Meri Dictionary Main &#8220;Impossible&#8221; Ka Word Nahi Hai</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:29:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Neapolian: Meri dictionary main &#34;impossible&#34; ka word nahi hai. Sardar: Te khotay de putara, wekh k leni si na dictionary.Similar SMS: Sardar: Kal Mera Baap Kunwein Main Gir Gaya Dr: Ap Pagal Kyun Hue?? Please Bike Taze Na Chalao A Sardar (who Just Learned English) New, Knew and Canoe]]></description>
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		<title>Biryani Khane Ki Dua! &#8211; Funny SMS, Misc SMS</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:29:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Biryani khane ki Dua! Niyat Krta Hoon Main 4 Plate Biryani Ki, Vastey 15,20 Boti K. Bma Zrda,Raita or Salad K. Munh Mera Deg Ki Taraf. BISMILLAHSimilar SMS: Thappar Maarnay Par NaraZ Wife Exclusive Shair for Students Only&#8230; Agar Main Ap Ko SMS Karti Hoon Sardar: Kal Mera Baap Kunwein Main Gir Gaya IT Poetry [...]]]></description>
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