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Meera was travelling in a plane, some one asked: I think u r suffering from cold & fever,
MEERA: No, i m suffering from Lahore to Karachi

World’s smallest resignation letter? Respected sir, I love Ur wife.

Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can’t understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.

”LOVE” in France is a Comedy,
In England a Tragedy,
In Italy a Wounder,
In Germany a Drama,
but In Pakistan National game hai sub khelo;-)

Lawyer to sardar: Geeta pe haath Rakho.
Sardar: Kamal hai,
Seeta pe haath rakha to baat court tak pohanch gaei,
ab bol raha he Geeta pe hath rakho.
hahaha

1 pagal American se:tum Japanese ho na?
American:Nahi me american hun
Pagal:nahi tum japanese ho
American:nahi mai American hun
Pagal:NAHI tum japanese ho
American:han han me Japanese hoon
Pagal:lagte to amrican ho

 boy:I luv u
girl:Me too
boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho?
girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho
boy: U cheater.. main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho…

AIK PATHAN KI SHAADI
Meri jis se hui shadi woh thi itni saadi.
Ghoongat me sharma k boli.
Bhayya ye kya ho raha hai.
Main ne kaha chup raho Baji.
Hamara tumhara Nikah ho raha hai

Whats the biggest pressure on Pak players when they need
1 run to win with 5 overs remaining & 10 wickets in hand?
“Ya Allah… Jeet K english bolni Paregi”

Wife: acha batao car main ghomata hai, icecream khilata hai, restaurant lay jata hai,
BOLO BOLO k0N !!!
Husband: KON MAIN?
Wife: HAMARA NAYA PAROSI

Abey O egg k chilke!
Aam ki guthli ! 
Sarey hue bengan!
Ublay hueAALOO !
Murghi kchooze !
Africa kbandar !
Kbhi b kisi ko esa na bolna bura lagta hai yar:-)

Bush ka “Kutta” bush se roth gaya,
Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya,
Dobtay howay bola ab aur zulm nahin sahain gay,
Eg ghar mai 2 2 nahin rahain gay…:D

1 Anokhi Dua
Aap ko Khushyan itni milen jitni MUSHARRAF ko Gaaliyaan…
Aapki Zindagi Se Gham aise khatam hoon jese PTV se haya
Aapko GEO jesa sabar miley
Shorat itni mile jini “BB” ko mili
Health aesi mile jese SANGEETA ko…
or
Aap ke din aise phir jaye jese ZARDARI ke
 

Ek sardar ko poori raat machcharo neboht pareshan kiya
Us Ka Dimag Ghooma
Sardar Ne Zehar Pee Liya Aur Bola
Ab Kato
Salo
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“Sab Ke Sab Marogery”
 

Boy to his friend: yar me apni girlfriend ko kya birthday gift don.
Friend: kesi dikhti he,
Boy: beautiful
Friend: esa karo mera number de do…..!!:-)

Woh chom lein ek bar to Urjaati hai neend,
Unki awaz sunte sunte raat jati hai beet,
Is liye kehte hain ye risk na uthao,
“MORTEIN JALAO “MACHAR BHAGAO:-o

Ankhey hey matar ki trha
gal hey tematar ki trha
haut hey bhendi ki trha
pora chara hey gobei ki trha
Allha ney dost deya to wo bhei sabzi mandi ki trha.

1 elephant romantic mood may 1 chunty ko cherta hay.
Chunty ghussay may hathny kay paas jaty hay aur kehty hay:
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Apnay awara shohar ko samjha lo warna murd hamaray ghar par b hain .

Teachr. Bcho wada kro cigrett shrab nhi pioge.
bche:nhi pienge.
teachr:larkio ka pecha nhi kroge
bche:nhi krnge
teachr:un pr awazen nhi kso ge.
bche: nhi ksenge.
teachr: apni zndgi wtn pr qurban kroge.
bche:  krenge.
asi zndgi ka krna bhi kia he.

Girl friendz r like
Paani puri
alwez tasty
Lovers r like
Pizzas
hot & spicy
Wifes r like
Daal Chawal
no other option
Guzara to
karna hai na . . .