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What is confidence?
10 boys decided to propose a girl…
9 boys came with roses,
1 boy came with
“MOLVI”
This is confidence….!;-)

A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells
her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

Woh bhi kiya din the jub hum
haseenon ke galey mila karte the,
Ye un dinon ki baat hai
jub hum 2 saal ke hua kartey the

Na woh inkaar karti hai,
Na woh ikraar karti hai,
Kambakhat mere hi sapnon main aa kar,
Mere dost se pyaar karti hai

True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.

Fizao mai tum ho,
hawao mai tum ho
baharo mai tum ho
dhop mai tum ho,
chaho mai tum ho,
sach hi suna tha,
Buri atma ka koi thikana nhi hota.

Bhoolay se shadi ka wada kia Parveen se,
Warna hamein mohabat thi Samreen se,
Na pocho phr kya hal hua hamara,
Anjane ma ya sab keh dia Nasreen se…

Rose
Lotus
Tulip
Orchid
Sunflower
Jasmin
Lilly
All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u,
Kyun K
Gobhi K phool ki baat hi alag hai.

if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,if sumone calls u duffer,relax,if sumone calls u stupid be cool,but if sumone calls u “cute” lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe,mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu…
Dost me aap jaisa…
Nalayak koi nahi!

Larka: aik larki ko cherte huwe kahta hai k jan-e-man is dil mai a jao.
Larki: sandil utaroo kia?????
Larka:jan-e-man ye dil hai koi masjid nahi sandil pahan kar hi ajao.

Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho.
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho.
Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho.
Kisi ne sikhaya hai ya bachpan se
hi kaminay ho ?

Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath,
Humne bhi kia bare zor kay sath,
Lakin ab karain gay thoray ghor kay sath,
Kyunke kal usay dekha kisi aur kay sath.

Log kehtay hain k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai….
“simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain”.

Hamari dosti ka kitna faida uthhatay ho,
1msg bhej ke10 free pate ho,
hamare dil par kyon zulm dhate ho,
hamare msg forward kar k naye -naye dost banate ho.

twinkle Twinkle little star,
teri girl friend gaye bazar,
us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar,
ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar

Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,
Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,
Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,
KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad

Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.

Do u know whats A B C D E F G?A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.

I love PAKISTAN
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PAKISTAN meri jan sab se pehle pakistani love PAKISTAN