I Have Read All Syllabus
Hurraaah……
I have read all syllabus
Only! books and notes are pending to read
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Hurraaah……
I have read all syllabus
Only! books and notes are pending to read
To be a “Good professional”,
always start to study late for “Exams”.
Because it teaches
how to manage “Time” and tackle “Emergencies”!!
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.
It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD, “is this love?”
GOD replied, “no dear, result is near”
Shahid Afridi starts raising his bat on 33 runs.
Shoaib Malik: What happened, its not 50 or 100!
Shahid Afridi: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33.
A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!
It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.
join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.
A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p
EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega…
Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo…
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga??