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3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.
2nd: Main bhi!
3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p

Congratulations!
Good news for PAF KIET University students
Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june
To confirm goto site
www.stop dreaming & start studying.com

Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!
Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!

Q: Woh Konsi Baat Hai Jo Hazaron Saal Pehle Bhi Students Kehte Thay
Aaj Bhi Kehte Hain Or
Qayamat Tak Kahengay?
 
 
 
 
A: “Bus Kal Se Parhai Start Karaingay”

“mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai.Tere paas kya hai?”Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.

Class ki har ladki ek phool hai,Usse chahna ek bhool hai.Jo inki soch mein gul hai,Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai..

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Larna,Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

Hurraaah……
I have read all syllabus
Only! books and notes are pending to read

To be a “Good professional”,always start to study late for “Exams”.Because it teacheshow to manage “Time” and tackle “Emergencies”!!

Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.It functions right from the time we are born,and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

My nights are going sleepless,my days are going useless.So I asked GOD, “is this love?”GOD replied, “no dear, result is near”

Shahid Afridi starts raising his bat on 33 runs.Shoaib Malik: What happened, its not 50 or 100!Shahid Afridi: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33.

A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!

It takes 15 trees toproduce the amountof paper that weuse to write one exam.
join us in promoting the noblecause of saving trees.SAY NO TO EXAMS.

A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p

EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega…
Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo…Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga??

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS
1 Too Many Questions.2 Difficult to Understand.3 More Explanation is Needed.4 Result is always FAIL!

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Ha

Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,Pass hote toh thik hai,Varna insurance claim karva lete…