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What is the Height of Optimism
Q. What is the height of optimism?
A. An English batsman putting on sunscreen.
The Cricketer Was Proud of His Progress As a Batsman
The cricketer was proud of his progress as a batsman and invited his mother-in-law along to watch him play, hoping to impress her.
At the crease, he turned to the wicket-keeper and said ‘I’m anxious to do well and really hit this ball. That’s my wife’s mother over there.’
‘Don’t be silly,’ said the wicket-keeper. ‘You’ll never hit her at two hundred yards.
Look Here Dad Hitting Sixers All the Way
Sachin’s Son: Mom! look here dad hitting sixers all the way.
Mom: Son! that is boost advertisement.
Go to Market and Buy Some Vegetables
Sachin Wife: Go to market and buy some vegetables!
Sachin: Condition is not good i ll go after sometime.
Sachin Wife: Dont worry wear my saree! No can identify you!
But one lady identifies in the market and asked hai sachin how R U!
Sachin puzzeled and asked him how you identify me , Then She repiled
Hey i m Dravid Yaar!.
Sachin Ko PEPSI Pilao
Sehwag ko MAYUR pehnao, Sachin ko PEPSI pilao, Dhoni ko BRYLCREEM lagwao, Dravid me CASTROL bharwao, lekin besharmo se cricket mat khilwao.
Beautiful Delivery by Shoaib Akhtar
Teacher:Shoaib Akhtar is male or female?
Student:Female
Teacher: How?
Student: Just now commentator told “Beautiful delivery by Shoaib Akhtar”
A Man Made a Call to Hospital
A man made a call to hospital to Enquire aboutt his Pregnent Wife
But the call went to a cricket stadium
He asked what is the condition
He died after what he heard…
“7 Are already out
3 More will be out hopefully by lunch
The first one was a duck…!!!”
Every Mans Wish
Every mans wish . .
Dhoni ne T20 cup jeet kar shirt utari . . . . . . .
Kaash ,
Sania Mirza bhi jaldi se Wimbledon jeete . . . . . . . :- )