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New Story of Honesty is the Best Policy

Posted on July 25th, 2010 in Bollywood SMS,Funny SMS by Hina
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New Story of

“Honesty is the Best Policy”

Once again the woodcutter going
with his wife near the canal.

She fell in the canal.
He started crying.

Angel came and asked him.
He told about his wife.

Angel went in the canal
and brought “Katrina Kaif”

Woodcutter said: Yes
Angel became angry for telling
a lie.

If I refuse, you will bring
‘Karina Kapoor” and then
my wife, and in the end,
give me all three…

I am a poor man,
I cannot afford
three wives. :)

Memorable Dialogues from Devdas

Posted on May 11th, 2010 in Bollywood SMS by Hina
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apne hisse ki zindagi to hum jee chuke chunni babu
ab to bas dhadkano ka lihaaz karte hain
kya kahen ye duniya walo ko jo,
aakhari saans par bhi aitaraaz karte hain

itna guroor to chand ko bhi nahin hai

gawaar… kitney aasani se ginwa diya ki tumhe har pal meri yaad aati thi, magar yeh kabhi nahi socha ki un palo mein beet ta toh main hi tha, diya tum jalati thi lekin us mein jalta toh mein hi tha

Nafrat hei hamein Aurat ke is roop se, aurat maa hoti hei, bahin hoti hei, biwi hoti hei aur jab kuch nahin hoti to tawaif hoti hei

chandarmukhi is bhare paimanee mein aur sharaab dalogi to kya ho ga, chalak jayega. Isi tarah paro ke naam se bhara pada hai peman-e-devdas bhi… aur bharo gi to chalak jayega ….. khud toh girega tumhe bhi gira de ga zameen pe

Kyun peete ho itna ke bardash hi naa kar paao…

aaj k baad main is chaukhat pe kabhi nahin aaoongaa ….haan… jab paro ki yaad ayegee main aaoongaa, jab khud ko doshi paungaa, main … main aaoongaa… aur kahaan jaungaa….

Dil ke chhalon ko koi shayari kahe, to parwah nahi
Takleef to tab hoti hai, Jab koi wah-wah karta hai

Apne hisse ki zindagi to hum jee chuke chunni babu,
Ab to bas dhadkanon ka lihaz karte hain,
Magar kya karen duniya walon ka,
Jo aakhari saans par bhi aitaraz karte hain.

Pyar aatma ki parchhai hai
Ishq ishwar ki ibadat
aur Mohabbat zindagi ka maqsad
magar afsos ki baat hai chunni babu,
ki aapke dost ke paas to kuchh bhi nahi hai,
na atma na ibadat na maqsad,
aur aap ye jo baar baar hathon main rupaye pakadte hain na dev babu,
kotho par ye tawayafo ke talwon main hote hain,
agar itna hi ghamand hai apne aap par, to hame wahi lauta dijiye,
jo humne aap par kharch kiye hain, do ratein
humari do ratein udhar rahee aap par dev babu,
jab tak aap nahi aayenge mahfil nahi sajegi,
in aankho ko aapka intazaar rahega

babuji ne kahaa gaon chhod do,
sabne kahaa paro ko chhod do,
paro ne kahaa sharaab chhod do,
aaj tumne kah dia, haweli chhod do,
ek din aayega jab wo kahenge, duniya hi chhod do

Yu nazar se nazar ki baat ki, ki dil chura le gaye
hum to samjhe the but, aap to dhadhkan suna gaye

Kaun kambakht bardasht karnay ko peeta hai hum to peete hain ki yahan par bhaith sakain tumhein dekh sakain, tumhain bardasht kar sakain, behosh ho sakain, paroo ko bhula sakain, par chandramukhi, yeh paroo ki yaad hamain hosh khone nahi deti, kyun itna peene ke baad bhi uski yaad hame satati hai din raat kyun …..kyun itna na samajh ho jata hai insaan ….kyun galti kar bhaithata hai …kyun ek choti si galti ki itni bari saza milti hai ki zindagi ke raaste hi alag ho jate hain, ek chala jaye shadi ke raaste par aur DUSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH

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