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Baal Curly Hote Hain

Posted on May 30th, 2010 in Adult SMS,Riddle SMS by Iram Javed
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Batao woh kaun si jagha hai jahan mard aur aurat k baal curly hote hain.
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socho!
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Aur socho
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Sardar Behind Bus

Posted on May 12th, 2010 in Adult SMS by Iram Javed
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Sardar running behind bus, and finaly catches it n asks driver,
ye bus teri ma lagti hai ? Nahi.
Behan lagti? Nahi… biwi ? nahi. To sala chadne kyu nahi deta!!

Honeymoon

Posted on May 12th, 2010 in Adult SMS by Iram Javed
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Ek newly married ladki jo abhi abhi honeymoon se wapas hui thi apni friends se milne gayi.

Friend ne pucha tu honeymoon par kaha-kaha gayi thi.

Us ne kaha, Ooty, Massourie, Kodaikanal, Mysore.

Friend ne pucha tu ne wahan kya-kya dekha.

Us ne kaha… “Pankha”

Neeche Ke Baal Katne Ki Dukaan

Posted on May 12th, 2010 in Adult SMS by Iram Javed
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Ek Makaan Malik Ne Hair Dresses Ki Ground Floor Ki Dukaan Shift Kar Ke First Floor Par Kar Di.

Hair Dresses Ne Naya Board Lagaya “Neeche Ke Baal Katne Ki Dukaan Upar Hai”.

Full Time Masti Non Stop Fun

Posted on May 12th, 2010 in Adult SMS by Iram Javed
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6 Inch ka hai.
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Size normal he
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Mazboot he
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Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he
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2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain
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Lena he to bolo?

Full Time Masti

Non stop Fun

Mera…
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LG KG 195

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