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		<title>A Girl in the Bedroom is Shouting!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Dec 2011 13:54:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A girl in the bedroom is shouting! Aah Aah Aah Aah Aah Aah Aah Aah Aah Aah Aah-chi! She is having cold. What you think you dirty mind. Similar SMS: Baal Curly Hote Hain Johnny Needs a Bike Main Tum Ko Without Tuch Kiya Kiss Karoo Ga What is the Difference Between Call Girl, Girl [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Aik Dafa Mirza Ghalib Ka Sote Hoe Peeshab Nikal Gaya</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Dec 2010 14:11:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Aik Dafa Mirza Ghalib ka sote hoe peeshab nikal gaya biwi ne pocho yeh kya kar diya to ghalib ne shair sunaya &#8220;nakami ishq ka ab ke itna asar howa ghalib aanson nikal rahe hain raste badal badal kar&#8221; ایک دفعہ مرزا غالب کا سوتے ہوے پیشاب نکل گیا بیوی نے پوچھا یہ کیا کر [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Let Me Kiss Your Lips</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Sep 2010 21:24:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Let me kiss ur lips, let me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur tongue. SMILE! This is ur friend “PEPSODENT” reminding you to brush ur teeth, Twice a day Everyday Similar SMS: Let Me Kiss Your Lips Catch Her by Her Waist Put Ur Lips on Her Lips What is 6″ Inch Long Ladies [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Friendship Between Men</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Sep 2010 00:21:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Friendship between women: A woman doesn’t come home one night. The next day she tells her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend&#8217;s house. The husband calls his wife&#8217;s 10 best friends. None of them know anything about it. Friendship between men: A man doesn’t come home one night. The next day he [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fascinate Not Fascinating</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2010 20:12:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A grade school teacher in Tennessee asked her students to use the word &#8220;fascinate&#8221; in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, &#8220;My family went to my granddad&#8217;s farm, and we all saw his sheep. It was fascinating.&#8221; The teacher said, &#8220;That was good, but I wanted you to use the word fascinate, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>We Can Play That Game Again</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2010 11:40:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, &#8220;Mommy, can little girls have babies?&#8221; &#8220;No,&#8221; said his mom, &#8220;of course not.&#8221; Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, &#8220;It&#8217;s okay, we can play that game again!&#8221; Similar SMS: Those Are Balloons Little Johnny at the Park [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Johnny Likes to Gamble</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 21:23:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Little Johnny likes to gamble. One day his dad gets a new job so his family has to move to a new city. Johnny&#8217;s daddy thinks, &#8220;I&#8217;ll get a head start on Johnny&#8217;s gambling.&#8221; So he calls the teacher and says, &#8220;My son Johnny will be starting your class tomorrow but he likes to gamble [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Little Johnny at the Park</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 21:20:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Little Johnny sees his Daddy&#8217;s car passing the playground and going into the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing. Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly. &#8220;MOMMY, MOMMY, I WAS AT THE PLAYGROUND AND [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Like the Way You Are Thinking</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 21:19:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Little Johnny goes to school one day and the teacher has a brown paper bag She reaches her hand in it and says it&#8217;s round, it&#8217;s got a stem, and it&#8217;s got a leaf. Little Johnny raises his hand and says it&#8217;s an apple, it&#8217;s an apple. Then he says now let me give you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>20 Questions with Little Johnny</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 21:17:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One day in school, the teacher decides to play 20 questions. So the teacher says &#8220;OK kids, I am thinking of something round, and red&#8221; Little Suzy pipes up &#8220;I know, it&#8217;s a tomato&#8221;. &#8220;No but you&#8217;re thinking, it&#8217;s an apple&#8221; replies the teacher. So Little Johnny stands up, places his hand in his pocket [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Urinate Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 21:15:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of the sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out,&#8221;Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!&#8221; The teacher replied, &#8220;Now, Johnny, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is &#8216;urinate.&#8217; Please [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Johnny Needs a Bike</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 21:14:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom&#8217;s bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, &#8220;I need a man, I need a man!&#8221; Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Perhaps</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 21:12:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The teacher says, &#8220;Okay, class, we&#8217;re going to play a game today. I want everyone to give me a sentence with the word &#8216;perhaps&#8217; in it.&#8221; Claude says, &#8220;Perhaps if we are good, the teacher won&#8217;t give us any homework.&#8221; The teacher says, &#8220;Very good, Claude.&#8221; Mary says, &#8220;The sky is very dark&#8230; perhaps it&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Those Are Balloons</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 21:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, &#8220;Mom, what are those things on your chest!?&#8221; Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten. Johnny didn&#8217;t forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question. His [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Do Hearts Have Legs</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 21:10:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Little Johnny once asked his teacher &#8220;Do hearts have legs?.&#8221; The teacher answered &#8220;Why do you ask that?&#8221; Johnny replied &#8220;Yesterday, I heard my dad say sweetheart open your legs.&#8221;Similar SMS: My Daddy Fell in Well Last Week Little Johnny Got F in Arithmetic Perhaps NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network We Can Play [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What Are You Doing in My Bed</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 19:42:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A woman sat down on a park bench, glanced around and decided to stretch out her legs on the seat and relax. After a while, a beggar came up to her and said, &#8220;Hello, luv, how&#8217;s about us going for a walk together?&#8221; &#8220;How dare you,&#8221; retorted the woman, &#8220;I&#8217;m not one of your cheap [...]]]></description>
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		<title>To Kill My Husband</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 19:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A lady walks into the drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. &#8220;Ma&#8217;am, what do you want with arsenic?&#8221; &#8220;To kill my husband.&#8221; &#8220;I can&#8217;t sell you arsenic to kill a person!&#8221; The lady lays down a photo of a man and a woman in a compromising position. The man is her husband and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Aint Had No Fun All Summer</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 14:39:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The teacher wrote on the blackboard, “I ain’t had no fun all summer.” “Now Amber,” she said. “What shall I do to correct this?” “Get a boy friend.” Amber replied. Similar SMS: New, Knew and Canoe When You Start Dreaming in French Do Hearts Have Legs Can Kids of Our Age Have Kids Why is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Can You Think of a Solution to End Unemployment?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 14:37:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Teacher to a student: &#8220;Can you think of a solution to end unemployment?&#8221; &#8220;Yes, sir! I&#8217;d put all the men on one island and the women on another.&#8221; &#8220;And what would they be doing then?&#8221; &#8220;Building boats!&#8221; Similar SMS: Beautiful Delivery by Shoaib Akhtar Secure a Building &#8211; Different Term in Military Services What is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Today is the Worst Day of My Life</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 14:16:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says: &#8220;Come on man, I was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Notice to Employees (Includes Part Time Workers)</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 14:00:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[SICKNESS We will no longer accept your doctors&#8217; statements as proof. We believe if you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to work. LEAVE OF ABSENCE FOR SURGERY We are no longer allowing this practice. As long as you are employed here, you will need all of whatever you have and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Embarrassing Situations</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 13:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the other end. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, &#8220;Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?&#8221; To which she responds by yelling, at the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Would Do Anything</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Aug 2010 19:31:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A student comes to a young professor&#8217;s office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, and kneels pleadingly. &#8220;I would do anything to pass this exam,&#8221; she says. She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, and gazes meaningfully into his eyes.  &#8221;I mean,&#8221; she whispers, &#8220;I would do anything&#8230; &#8220;He returns [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kiss and Slap</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Aug 2010 10:29:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[An old lady, a girl, a Pakistani and Indian Boy were travelling on a train&#8230; Suddenly, a tunnel came &#38; It got completely dark. Suddenly, a Kiss Sound and a slap sound was heard When the tunnel ended, Indian boy cheek was red due to slap. He was thinking, Pakistani boy must have kissed the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Boy Went to a Buy Talking Parrot</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Aug 2010 21:59:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Boy to Parrot: How do I look? Parrot: You are a bas&#8230;tard&#8230; Boy: It&#8217;s language is very bad. Shopkeeper put the water on parror and asked, &#8220;Will you say abusive words again?&#8221; Parrot: No.. Boy: If a girls comes with me, what will you think? Parrot: She may be your wife. Boy: If there are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ladies Are Selfish</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2010 21:51:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I was a cute child Many ladies wanted to Kiss Me and I allowed them Now I want to Kiss Cute ladies but they don&#8217;t allow me Moral:  Ladies are selfish&#8230;.Similar SMS: An Old Man Owned a Pond on His Farm, Lined with Fruit Trees. Female Readers Vs Male Readers Child:Mom is Bar Saray [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Cute Nurse Came for the Interview</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jun 2010 06:21:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A cute Nurse came for the interview.. Dr: What salary YOU expect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Dr was overjoyed said: My Pleasure. Nurse: With pleasure its 25,000.Similar SMS: Definition of Nurse Nurse Sardar and Blood Test Policemen, Sardar and Press Ladies Are Selfish A Junior Needs a Name ArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArray]]></description>
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		<title>An Old Man Owned a Pond on His Farm, Lined with Fruit Trees.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jun 2010 23:29:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[An old man owned a pond on his farm, lined with fruit trees. One day he went there with a basket to get fruits. On reaching, he found some young ladies swimming in his pond. They went in deep water to shield themselves n said: We wont come out until u leave. Old man: I&#8217;m [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Most Expensive Way to Sleep With</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jun 2010 22:59:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Marriage SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The most expensive way to sleep with a woman is&#8230; MARRIAGE. . . ;-> Similar SMS: Embarrassing Situations Husband and Wife Joke Common Beliefs Men Have About Women One GOOD Way to REDUCE Alcohol Consumption What Are You Doing in My Bed ArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArray]]></description>
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		<title>Ek Sardar Badi Buri Haalat Me Ghar Aaya</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jun 2010 22:57:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ek sardar badi buri haalat me ghar aaya. Sab ne puchha &#8220;kya hua ?&#8221; Sardar : mandi me anaaj bech raha tha, &#8220;Gehoon-Le-Lo&#8221; unho ne samjha, &#8220;Gay-Hon-Le-Lo&#8221; =P ;-> Similar SMS: Logo Ne Sardar Ko Q Maara Sardar &#038; Sardarni in Bus: Sardarni: Sunoji, Peechey Wala Merey Blouse Main Haath Dal Raha Hai. Please Bike [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Baal Curly Hote Hain</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 May 2010 15:49:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Batao woh kaun si jagha hai jahan mard aur aurat k baal curly hote hain. - - - socho! - - - Aur socho - - - DIRTY mind - - - wo jagha hai. - - - AFRICA Similar SMS: A Girl in the Bedroom is Shouting! Kaun Kehta Hai Ki Mard Ko Dard [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sardar Behind Bus</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 10:47:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Sardar running behind bus, and finaly catches it n asks driver, ye bus teri ma lagti hai ? Nahi. Behan lagti? Nahi… biwi ? nahi. To sala chadne kyu nahi deta!!Similar SMS: Sardar Behind Bus Yar Meri Biwi Pani Se Bohat Darti Hai A Sardar Was Working 1st Time Tmhri BEHAN K Sath Rehlonga. Dont [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Honeymoon</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 10:46:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ek newly married ladki jo abhi abhi honeymoon se wapas hui thi apni friends se milne gayi. Friend ne pucha tu honeymoon par kaha-kaha gayi thi. Us ne kaha, Ooty, Massourie, Kodaikanal, Mysore. Friend ne pucha tu ne wahan kya-kya dekha. Us ne kaha… “Pankha”Similar SMS: Mom: Boyfriend Jab Kiss Kare to Bolo &#8220;DON&#8217;T. Girl [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Neeche Ke Baal Katne Ki Dukaan</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 10:46:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ek Makaan Malik Ne Hair Dresses Ki Ground Floor Ki Dukaan Shift Kar Ke First Floor Par Kar Di. Hair Dresses Ne Naya Board Lagaya “Neeche Ke Baal Katne Ki Dukaan Upar Hai”.Similar SMS: Baal Curly Hote Hain Cheating Kion ? Upar Ki Kamai Husband and Wife Joke I Would Do Anything ArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArray]]></description>
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		<title>Full Time Masti Non Stop Fun</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 10:44:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[6 Inch ka hai. . Size normal he . . Mazboot he . . Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he . . 2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain . . Lena he to bolo? Full Time Masti Non stop Fun Mera… . LG KG 195Similar SMS: Mom: Boyfriend Jab Kiss Kare to Bolo &#8220;DON&#8217;T. HAMARA NAYA PAROSI [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bhagwan Ko Gussa Kab Aata Hai</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 10:44:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai? ? ? Jab koi ladki shadi se pahale pregnant ho aur uski maa bole”hey bhagwan ye tune kya kiya”..Similar SMS: What is the Diference B/w Stress,tension &#038; Panic? Shadi Ki 1st Nite Santa Ye Scooty Kab Li Haath Main Lo Tou Dabane Ko Dil Kerta Hai Me America Ja [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Which Feels Better Finger or Ear</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 10:43:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=2339</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A young man asked swamiji Why Girls desire more sex than boys? SWAMIJI: When you put finger in your ear &#38; shake it, which feels better, your finger or ear?Similar SMS: Girl Fully Exhausted A Boy Went to a Buy Talking Parrot We Can Play That Game Again Whats an Average 6 Inch Long A [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Car Sales Girl to Call Girl</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 10:39:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=2337</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Car sales girl to call girl : Aaj agar car na biki to mera baja baj jayega. Call Girl: aur aaj agar mera BAJA na baja to meri car bik jayegiSimilar SMS: What is the Difference Between Call Girl, Girl Friend and Wife Logo Ne Sardar Ko Q Maara Kal Sapne Mein Koi Mujhe A [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Me America Ja Rahi Hoon</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 10:38:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=2335</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Wife: Me America ja rahi hoon apke liye kya lau Husband: Aik American Ladki Wife Wapas Aye Husband: mera gift! Wife: 9 mahine intizaar karoSimilar SMS: Shadi Ki 1st Nite Friendship Between Men Honeymoon HAMARA NAYA PAROSI Jab Dekhu Tumhe ArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArray]]></description>
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		<title>Aaj Kal Ki Ladkiya</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 10:38:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Aaj Kal Ki Ladkiya Bahut Romantic Ho Gai Hain Photocopy Ki Dukan Pe Jati Hai or Bolti Hai ‘Bhaiya Jaldi Jaldi… Aage Piche Se DO DO Baar Kar Do’.Similar SMS: Kutte Ke Bacche Ne Uski Ma Se POocha Logo Ne Sardar Ko Q Maara Beti: Maa Gaon Mein Fauji Aaye Hain &#8211; Adult SMS, Funny [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What is Your Caste</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 10:37:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Teacher : What is your caste ? Student : Pehle hum Singh they, Fir Rajput hue, Fir Sharma ho gaye, Abhi hai Darzi…. Aaage Mummy ki marziSimilar SMS: Beautiful Delivery by Shoaib Akhtar Santa Singh : Oye, Mar Gayay Yaar. Meri Biwi Aur Premika Saath Saath Aarehla Hai. Can You Think of a Solution to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kaun Kehta Hai Ki Mard Ko Dard Nahin Hota</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 10:37:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kaun kehta hai ki Mard ko Dard nahin hota? Taangon ke beech ek laat maaro. Jise Dard na ho, woh NAMARD hai…..Similar SMS: Baal Curly Hote Hain Aap Ki Underwear Phone Per Dhamkiyan Full Time Masti Non Stop Fun BREAKING NEWS ArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArray]]></description>
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		<title>Samundar Me Pani Aur Pani Me Fish</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 10:36:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Samundar me pani aur pani me fish WAH WAH samundar me pani aur pani me fish wahwah apko Salam aur apki girlfriend ko kiss ab bolo Wah WahSimilar SMS: Mom: Boyfriend Jab Kiss Kare to Bolo &#8220;DON&#8217;T. HAMARA NAYA PAROSI Ladies Are Selfish Full Time Masti Non Stop Fun Yar Meri Biwi Pani Se Bohat [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 10:36:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[raat ke 2 baje ek admi bahu ke kamre se nikla aur chala geya. saas ne dekha lekin kuch na boli kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thiSimilar SMS: CID Dekhiye Santa Ye Scooty Kab Li Shadi Ki 1st Nite Kutte Ke Bacche Ne Uski Ma Se POocha Dulhan Santa Se ArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArray]]></description>
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		<title>Kutte Ke Bacche Ne Uski Ma Se POocha</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 10:35:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Kutte ke bacche ne uski ma se pucha, “Maa mere pitaji kaise the?” Maa boli, “Pata nahi beta, Piche se aaye the, aur piche se hi chale gaye!”Similar SMS: Upar Ki Kamai Shadi Ki 1st Nite Honeymoon Ek Haath Se Drive Kar Sakte Ho Sardar Behind Bus ArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArray]]></description>
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		<title>Yar Meri Biwi Pani Se Bohat Darti Hai</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 10:35:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sardar SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai. Friend : Acha wo kaise? Sardar : Yar kal wo bathtub mai bhi security guard k sath thiSimilar SMS: Samundar Me Pani Aur Pani Me Fish Sardar Said to Doctor: Pore Jism Main Kahin Bhi Ungli Lagao to Bohat Dard Hota Hai, I Will Give [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Captain of a Team Says to the Umpire</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 10:10:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cricket SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The captain of a team says to the Umpire, &#8220;My players want to know if there is a penalty for thinking.&#8221; The Umpire says, &#8220;No.&#8221; The captain says, &#8220;Well we think you&#8217;re an asshole, then.&#8221;Similar SMS: Dravid Had Been at the Crease for Two Hours and Had Scored One Run Bribed the Umpire My First [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Beautiful Delivery by Shoaib Akhtar</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 09:19:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cricket SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Teacher:Shoaib Akhtar is male or female? Student:Female Teacher: How? Student: Just now commentator told “Beautiful delivery by Shoaib Akhtar”Similar SMS: Shoaib Akthar Sent His Thunderbolts Whizzing Past Ganguly Shoaib Akhtar Ne Harbhajan Ko Ye Keh Kr Chup Kra Diya Can You Think of a Solution to End Unemployment? Can Kids of Our Age Have Kids [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Man Made a Call to Hospital</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 09:15:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cricket SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A man made a call to hospital to Enquire aboutt his Pregnent Wife But the call went to a cricket stadium He asked what is the condition He died after what he heard… “7 Are already out 3 More will be out hopefully by lunch The first one was a duck…!!!”Similar SMS: Go to Market [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dulhan Santa Se</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 09:15:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Santa Banta SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Wedding Nite: Dulhan Santa Se: Aaj Mujay Itna Khus Kro K Me Sari Zindgi Yad Rakhooon . . . Santa Sari Raat Usay Gud Gudi Krta RahaSimilar SMS: Santa Ye Scooty Kab Li Santa Singh Was Watching His First Ever Cricket Match at Mohali The Watch Has Arrived-Joke Im Proud to Say That in Thirty [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Law of Reverse Dynamics</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 09:13:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Law of Reverse” dynamics: When a man becomes rich he becomes naughty &#38; when a woman becomes naughty…. she becomes rich…Similar SMS: Husband and Wife Joke What Are You Doing in My Bed Its the Things That Satisfies Your Mind Lady Wanted 2 Go 2 Toilet To Kill My Husband ArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArray]]></description>
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		<title>A Chinese Couple Mr and Miss Hua</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 08:44:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Riddle SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[They named them as ‘<strong>Jo-Hua</strong>’, ‘<strong>So-Hua</strong>’]]></description>
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		<title>Logo Ne Sardar Ko Q Maara</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 08:42:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sardar SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Public To Sardar : Logo Ne Aapko Q Mara…? . . . . Sardar : Yaar, Jeweller Ki Dukan Me Sales Girl Ko Puchha, “Sone Ka Rate Kya Hai…?”Similar SMS: Ek Sardar Badi Buri Haalat Me Ghar Aaya 3 Sardar After Exam A Sardar Was Working 1st Time Car Sales Girl to Call Girl Sardar [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Every Mans Wish</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 08:42:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cricket SMS]]></category>

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		<title>Ek Haath Se Drive Kar Sakte Ho</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 08:41:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>

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		<title>Saw His Wife with His Friend</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 08:40:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Man come home, Saw his Wife with his Friend in Bed. He shoots his Friend. Wife says “If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friendSimilar SMS: Friendship Between Men A Sardar G Got Promotion from Clerk to Manager Me America Ja Rahi Hoon What is the Difference Between Call Girl, Girl Friend [...]]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 08:40:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[1st Girl: Kal Sapne mein Koi Mujhe Chaku se Maar raha tha. 2nd Girl: Tu Dar Mat agar Sapne Sach Hote to Mujhe roz Abortion Karwana padta.Similar SMS: Car Sales Girl to Call Girl Main Tum Ko Without Tuch Kiya Kiss Karoo Ga What is the Difference Between Call Girl, Girl Friend and Wife Ludo [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Sardar Was Working 1st Time</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 08:38:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop. A customer girl asked: Underwear dikhana plz. Sardar thora sharmakar: G aaj nahi pehni:pSimilar SMS: Logo Ne Sardar Ko Q Maara Sardar Behind Bus Sardar Behind Bus Main Tum Ko Without Tuch Kiya Kiss Karoo Ga Ludo Nahi Kheli Kya? Dobara Baari Ayegi ArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArray]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 08:38:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Zamana Bohat Kharab Hogaya Hai. . . Boy to Girl: Kia me aap ka haath choom sakta hoon. . . . Girl: Kion, mere honton pe kaante lage HaiSimilar SMS: Main Tum Ko Without Tuch Kiya Kiss Karoo Ga Pakistan Ka Wo Konsa BOY Hai Ek Haath Se Drive Kar Sakte Ho What is the [...]]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 08:37:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>

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		<title>Bache Jab Sunsaan Jagaaooo</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 08:37:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Teacher: Passive me badlo! Bache jab Sunsaan Jagaaooo per Jaate hein to Hadso ko Janam Dete hein! Student: Sunsaan Jagaaooo per huey Haadse he Bacho ko Janam dete hain..Similar SMS: Beautiful Delivery by Shoaib Akhtar Can You Think of a Solution to End Unemployment? What is Your Caste Perhaps 20 Questions with Little Johnny ArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArray]]></description>
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		<title>A Girl Who Opens</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 08:36:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A girl who opens her hands receives gifts, who opens her heart receives love, who opens her legs receives a Baby!Similar SMS: Do Hearts Have Legs Main Tum Ko Without Tuch Kiya Kiss Karoo Ga What is the Difference Between Call Girl, Girl Friend and Wife The Watch Has Arrived-Joke Car Sales Girl to Call [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Phone Per Dhamkiyan</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 08:22:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Sardar: Mujhe Phone per Dhamkiya Mil Rahi hain Police: Kaun hai woh? Sardar: BSNL wale bolte hain k Bill na Bhara to “Kaat Denge”Similar SMS: Policemen, Sardar and Press Nurse Sardar and Blood Test Logo Ne Sardar Ko Q Maara Yar Meri Biwi Pani Se Bohat Darti Hai A Sardar Was Working 1st Time ArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArray]]></description>
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		<title>Jab Dekhu Tumhe</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 08:19:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[kaash main tumhe dekho JAB TUM KAPDE UTARO jo dale the chat pe sukhane ke liye AUR TUM APNE HATH MEIN PAKDO MERA hath or kaho MAIN TUMHARE LIYE KHOL KE BAITHI HUN apna dil AB TO LE LO MERI har khushi OR MUJHE DEDO APNA har gam FIR MAIN KHOLU TUMHARI aankhen or kahu [...]]]></description>
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		<title>All People in This World Stand on Single Leg For</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 08:18:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Misleading SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[All people in this world Be it Indians or Americans Be it Canadian or Australian Atleast once a day Stand on single leg for . . . . . . Changing underwear!Similar SMS: Aap Ki Underwear A Sardar Was Working 1st Time World’s Smallest Resignation Letter? Vending Machine Embarrassing Situations ArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArray]]></description>
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		<title>CID Dekhiye</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 08:17:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=2209</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[kya hua hoga? Jaan-ne ke liye dekhiye CID Friday raat 10 baje :pSimilar SMS: Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi Aap Ki Underwear Santa Ye Scooty Kab Li Dulhan Santa Se BREAKING NEWS ArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArray]]></description>
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		<title>Santa Ye Scooty Kab Li</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 08:16:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Santa Banta SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Santa: Ye scooty kab li Banta: Kal raat ko EK ladki mujhe scooty par bahut dur le gayi aur boli jo chahiye le lo , main Scooty le ayaSimilar SMS: Im Proud to Say That in Thirty Years of Playing Cricket Dulhan Santa Se Santa Singh : Oye, Mar Gayay Yaar. Meri Biwi Aur Premika [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Main Tum Ko Without Tuch Kiya Kiss Karoo Ga</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 08:16:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kiss SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Boy: Main tum ko without tuch kiya kiss karoo ga …. Girl: ye to ho hi nahi sakta…. Boy: to lag gaee 20 20 rupay ki bat…. Girl: ok…. . . . . Boy kissed girl tightly…. Girl: tum ne to mujay tuch kiya hai ….. Boy: ye lo 20 rupay…Similar SMS: First Kiss Kiss [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Patni Se Talaq</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 05:39:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[JUDGE :- aap apni patni se talaq kyon chahate hai ? PATI : – Main patni ke sath Bistar par khush nahi hu, PATNI :- (gusse me ):- jab sara mohalla khush hai to tum kyon nahi!!!Similar SMS: Shadi Ki 1st Nite Ek Haath Se Drive Kar Sakte Ho Upar Ki Kamai Tmhri BEHAN K [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sardar Behind Bus</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 05:39:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=2199</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Sardar running behind bus, and finaly catches it n asks driver, ye bus teri ma lagti hai ? Nahi. Behan lagti? Nahi… biwi ? nahi. To sala chadne kyu nahi deta!!Similar SMS: Sardar Behind Bus Yar Meri Biwi Pani Se Bohat Darti Hai A Sardar Was Working 1st Time Tmhri BEHAN K Sath Rehlonga. Dont [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Upar Ki Kamai</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 05:36:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Ek jagah rishtey ki baat chal rahi thi. Pucha ladka kya karta hai. “Clerk hai, office mein koi bhi file us ki ijazat bagair sahab tak nahi jaati, 8,000 tankha hai aur 6,000-7,000 upar ki kamai hai” Pucha ladki kya karti hai. “Nurse hai, hospital ka sara staff use jaanta hai, 6,000 tankha hai aur [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vending Machine</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 05:28:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A man and his wife in court getting a divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child. The wife jumped up and said: ‘Your Honor. I brought the child into the world with pain an labor. She should be in my custody. The judge turns to the husband and says ‘ What [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Confidence and Confidential</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 05:27:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Son asks diff btw Confidence and Confidential Dad says, u are my son, I am Confident. Ur friend is also my son, thats ConfidentialSimilar SMS: The Watch Has Arrived-Joke Saw His Wife with His Friend Sardar Behind Bus Sardar Behind Bus To Kill My Husband ArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArray]]></description>
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		<title>Husband and Wife Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 05:08:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=2189</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 O’clock in the morning, a resounding noise came form outside… The woman, sort of bewildered, jumps up from the bed and yells at the man: Shit!, that must be my husband!? So the guy quickly got out of bed , scared, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Watch Has Arrived-Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 04:36:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sardar SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Santa Singh’s wife was expecting and the baby was due any day. Santa was very confident it would be a boy and was looking forward to the Delivery-day. As fate would have it, he was transferred to another city and had to join office immediately. Before going, he asked his father -in-law to send a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SWOT Analysis-Adult SMS!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 04:34:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=2183</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A married man was asked to perform his SWOT (Strength, Weakness, Opportunity, and Threat) Analysis. He said, my strength is my wife. My weakness is my neighbors wife. Opportunity comes when neighbor goes out. Threat comes when I myself go out.Similar SMS: A Boy Went to a Buy Talking Parrot A Man Made a Call [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Interesting Line on Girls T-shirt</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 19:29:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=2173</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Most interesting line written on the front of T-shirt of a girl, . . . . . . . Excuse me ! My face is above.;-)Similar SMS: Little Johnny at the Park Main Tum Ko Without Tuch Kiya Kiss Karoo Ga Every Mans Wish What is the Difference Between Call Girl, Girl Friend and Wife [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Junior Needs a Name</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 19:28:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=2171</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Love is a gamble, Sex is a game, Boyz do the thing Girls get the blame, 1 night in pleasure 9 months of pain 1 day in hospital and a junior needs a nameSimilar SMS: We Can Play That Game Again A Cute Nurse Came for the Interview Johnny Likes to Gamble Whats an Average [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Whats an Average 6 Inch Long</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 19:28:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=2169</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[What’s an average 6 inch long Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up? ? ? ? ? A:1000- rupee currency note.! Always think positiveSimilar SMS: A Junior Needs a Name Full Time Masti Non Stop Fun A Boy Went to a Buy Talking Parrot What is 6″ Inch Long Perhaps ArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArray]]></description>
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		<title>Let Me Kiss Your Lips</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 19:28:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=2167</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Let me kiss ur lips, let me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur tongue. SMILE! This is ur friend “PEPSODENT” reminding you to brush ur teeth, Twice a day Everyday Similar SMS: Let Me Kiss Your Lips Catch Her by Her Waist Put Ur Lips on Her Lips What is 6″ Inch Long Ladies [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Its Too Tight</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 19:28:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=2165</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Girl:It’s 2 tight Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly, Gal:Push it in, Boy:Ah..I can’t, Gal:It’s painful, Boy:Forget it. . . . . We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!Similar SMS: Can Kids of Our Age Have Kids What is 6″ Inch Long Definition of Nurse Main Tum Ko Without Tuch Kiya Kiss Karoo Ga What is the Difference [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Can Kids of Our Age Have Kids</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 19:27:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: “can kids of our age have kids?” Teacher replied ” NO Never!!” Boy said to girl : “see i told you not to worry!!!!”.Similar SMS: 3 New Girl Friends Girl Fully Exhausted Do Hearts Have Legs 20 Questions with Little Johnny Johnny Likes to Gamble ArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArray]]></description>
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		<title>A Beautiful Girl Goes to Professor</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 19:27:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin and say that i will do anything to pass in the exams and professor says NOW OPEN YOUR . . . . . . Books And StudySimilar SMS: I Would Do Anything Definition of Nurse Main Tum Ko Without Tuch Kiya Kiss Karoo Ga What is the Difference [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nurse Sardar and Blood Test</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 19:26:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sardar SMS]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=2159</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[NURSE kept SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTH after BLOOD TEST. THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING . NURSE:y r u DANCING. SARDAR:next is URINE TESTSimilar SMS: A Sardar (who Just Learned English) Lady to Inspector Sardar: My Husband Went to Buy Potatoes 5 Days Ago, He Hasn’t Come Back Yet! Logo Ne Sardar Ko Q Maara A [...]]]></description>
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		<title>He Came at Night Explored My Body</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 19:26:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=2157</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[He came at night, explored my body, got on top of me, touched me, he bit, sucked, swalowd, when he was satisfyed, he left, i was hurt, . . . BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!Similar SMS: Can We Do Romance in the Midnight Today Its the Things That Satisfies Your Mind Johnny Needs a Bike Friendship Between [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Really Deeply Wish on My Bed</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 19:26:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=2155</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I really deeply wish dat u r here with me in my room. on my bed &#38; lights is off &#38; we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.Similar SMS: The Watch Has Arrived-Joke Johnny Needs a Bike Perhaps Notice to Employees (Includes Part Time Workers) Kiss and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>2 Men Went 2 a Callgirl</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 19:25:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=2153</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[2 men went 2 a callgirl. 1st went in and came out n said “Na my wife is better.” 2nd went in and came out n said “U R right ur wife is much better.”Similar SMS: Me America Ja Rahi Hoon Shadi Ki 1st Nite HAMARA NAYA PAROSI A Boy Went to a Buy Talking [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Catch Her by Her Waist Put Ur Lips on Her Lips</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 19:24:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=2151</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Catch her by her waist… Bring her home.. Keep ur hand on her neck Put ur lips on her lips &#38; have a … …nice drink…PEPSISimilar SMS: Vending Machine I Like the Way You Are Thinking Fascinate Not Fascinating Let Me Kiss Your Lips Let Me Kiss Your Lips ArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArray]]></description>
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		<title>Cheating Kion ?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 19:24:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=2149</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Fair &#38; lovely ke ad ma face dikhaya Ponds ke ad ma hath dikhaya Pentene ke ad ma baal dikhaye Phir always ke ad ma cheating kyun?Similar SMS: Baal Curly Hote Hain Neeche Ke Baal Katne Ki Dukaan Jab Dekhu Tumhe Interesting Line on Girls T-shirt Little Johnny at the Park ArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArray]]></description>
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		<title>Lady Wanted 2 Go 2 Toilet</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 19:23:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sardar SMS]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=2147</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In a party a lady wanted to go to toilet so she inquired with a sardar papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao, sardarji replied u naughty pehle tum dikhao.Similar SMS: A Sardar (who Just Learned English) Lady to Inspector Sardar: My Husband Went to Buy Potatoes 5 Days Ago, He Hasn’t Come Back Yet! Sardar [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sardar Sent SMS to His BOSS</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 16:51:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sardar SMS]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=2144</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: “Me sick, no work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it” 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: “Me ok, ur wife very sweet”Similar SMS: Who is the Boss? Who is the Boss? Lady to Inspector Sardar: My Husband Went to Buy Potatoes [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Its the Things That Satisfies Your Mind</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 16:49:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Misleading SMS]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=2141</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It’s the thing that satisfies ur mind, body &#38; soul! Do it on bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere! It’s called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.Similar SMS: Law of Reverse Dynamics Lady Wanted 2 Go 2 Toilet Stayfree and Memon He Came at Night Explored My Body A Girl in the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Can We Do Romance in the Midnight Today</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 16:48:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=2139</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Can we do romance in the midnight today? I’m in a good mood:) Just a little bit of kissing and biting!! Reply me soon, yours Loving Mosquito.Similar SMS: He Came at Night Explored My Body Perhaps Why Do Girls Close Their Eyes While Kissing a Guy? I Have Some Good News and Some Bad News [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Even the Driver Say’s So …</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 16:47:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=2137</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A man while making love to his maid, exclaimed ‘Martha ur are sweeter than my wife’ The maid smiled and said ‘i know ‘cos the driver always tells me so’Similar SMS: Friendship Between Men Me America Ja Rahi Hoon World’s Smallest Resignation Letter? Little Johnny at the Park Sardar Behind Bus ArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArray]]></description>
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		<title>What is 6″ Inch Long</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 16:46:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=2135</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth which is 6″ long and move it in and out and wait for a white substance to come out? Girl: y do u ask such question to me. i cant tell such words Boy:dont worry its tooth brushSimilar SMS: Can Kids of Our Age Have Kids Its [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Short Thing Gets Longer</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 16:45:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Misleading SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Riddle SMS]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=2133</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A short thing its get longer as u hold it &#38; pass between woman’s breast &#38; enters into a small hole What is it? . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ans. cars seat belt…u dirty mindSimilar SMS: Husband and Wife Joke What Are You Doing in My Bed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Girl Fully Exhausted</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 16:43:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=2131</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A young girl after her honeymoon came fully exhausted and tired, When her friends asked her what happened? She replied : When this 70 year old bastard told me he has saved a lot from last 50 years, “I thought It was MONEY”Similar SMS: 3 New Girl Friends Can Kids of Our Age Have Kids [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dont Carry Umbrella During Rain</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 May 2010 10:22:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Barish / Rainy Day SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Santa Banta SMS]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=1220</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Bantas advise:- Dont carry umbrella during rain Keep WHISPER on ur head ye ghanto tak geelepan ka ahsas nahi hone deta:DSimilar SMS: Sardar Behind Bus Sardar Behind Bus Rain Rain Go Away The Rain Makes All Things Beautiful Jab Barish Hoti Hai ArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArray]]></description>
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		<title>Stayfree and Memon</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Apr 2010 15:22:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=1182</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A super store hired a Memon Salesman and sales increase a lot. Boss dediced to meet the memon and went to the store. Memon was selling a fishing rod to a customer. Boss stayed at a distance and watched. Memon sold Rs. 900 fishing rod to the customer and said after watching customer shoes. Sir [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Santa Singh : Oye, Mar Gayay Yaar. Meri Biwi Aur Premika Saath Saath Aarehla Hai.</title>
		<link>http://www.sms4pleasure.com/adult-sms/santa-singh-oye-mar-gayay-yaar-meri-biwi-aur-premika-saath-saath-aarehla-hai.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 09:43:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sardar SMS]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=696</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Santa Singh : Oye, mar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aarehla hai. Banta Singh : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala thaSimilar SMS: The Watch Has Arrived-Joke Santa Ye Scooty Kab Li Dulhan Santa Se Yar Meri Biwi Pani Se Bohat Darti Hai 3 Sardar After Exam ArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArray]]></description>
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		<title>Child:Mom is Bar Saray Patakhay Hum is Shop Say Lain Gay,</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 09:42:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wife / Husband SMS]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=695</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Child:Mom is bar saray patakhay hum is shop say lain gay, Mom:Beta yeh tu girls hostel hai, Child:Papa tu kahtay hain k sari phuljhariyan yahin rahti hainSimilar SMS: BREAKING NEWS Dulhan Santa Se A Sardar Was Working 1st Time Vending Machine A Boy Went to a Buy Talking Parrot ArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArray]]></description>
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		<title>World’s Smallest Resignation Letter?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 04:12:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cool/Decent SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=693</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[World’s smallest resignation letter? Respected sir, I love Ur wife.Similar SMS: DEAREST WIFE: JUST GOT CHECKED IN Difference Between Wife &#038; Saali Vending Machine Me America Ja Rahi Hoon Any Boyfriend Before Marriage ArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArray]]></description>
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		<title>Sardar &amp; Sardarni in Bus: Sardarni: Sunoji, Peechey Wala Merey Blouse Main Haath Dal Raha Hai.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 04:09:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sardar SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Sardar &#38; Sardarni in Bus: Sardarni: Sunoji, peechey wala merey blouse main haath dal raha hai. Sardar: Tu chinta mat kar, osey kya pata ke Batwa merey pas hai.Similar SMS: Lawyer to Sardar: Geeta Pe Haath Rakho. Ek Sardar Badi Buri Haalat Me Ghar Aaya Please Bike Taze Na Chalao Eik Sardar 15 August Waly [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Sardar G Got Promotion from Clerk to Manager</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 04:02:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sardar SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A Sardar gee got promotion from clerk to manager. He went home and told his wife in a new style &#8220;From today you are going to share your life with a Manager&#8221;Similar SMS: Sardar Sent SMS to His BOSS Sardar on Phone &#8220;Doctor My Wife is Pergnant.She is Having Pain Right Now&#8221;. Friendship Between Men A [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mom: Boyfriend Jab Kiss Kare to Bolo &#8220;DON&#8217;T.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 09:09:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Mom: Boyfriend jab kiss kare to bolo &#8220;DON&#8217;T. Or jab Galey lage to bolna &#8220;STOP&#8221; 2nd day beti:MOM&#8221; usne dono ek sath Kiya to mainay bhi ek sath kaha &#8220;DON&#8217;T STOP&#8221; Similar SMS: Hseenon Ke Galey Mila Karte The Full Time Masti Non Stop Fun Beti: Maa Gaon Mein Fauji Aaye Hain &#8211; Adult SMS, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Definition of Nurse</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 21:55:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Definition of nurse:&#8221;Nurse is that beautiful dashing Girl wearing tight dress, holding ur hand lookng into ur eyes &#38; still want ur pulse to be normal&#8230;&#8221;Similar SMS: A Cute Nurse Came for the Interview Its Too Tight Nurse Sardar and Blood Test 20 Questions with Little Johnny A Beautiful Girl Goes to Professor ArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArray]]></description>
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		<title>HAMARA NAYA PAROSI</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 05:38:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Wife: acha batao car main ghomata hai, icecream khilata hai, restaurant lay jata hai, BOLO BOLO k0N !!! Husband: KON MAIN? Wife: HAMARA NAYA PAROSI Similar SMS: Wife: If I Die What Will U Do? Itni Khushi Bardasht Nahin Ker Sakta Husband Aur Wife in Hotel Me America Ja Rahi Hoon Any Boyfriend Before Marriage [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Whats the Most Confusing Day in Europe and America?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 May 2008 18:12:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=619</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Whats the most confusing day in Europe and America? Thinking? Still thinking?                                                                                                                                                                                                 Fathers day&#8230;.!!!!!!!!Similar SMS: 20 Questions with Little Johnny Me America Ja Rahi Hoon Kiss and Slap The Captain of a Team Says to the Umpire I Like the Way You Are Thinking ArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArray]]></description>
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		<title>Pakistan Ka Wo Konsa BOY Hai</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 21:40:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Boy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Girl]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pakistan]]></category>

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		<title>Policemen, Sardar and Press</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 12:10:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sardar SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Policemen]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Press]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sardar]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Policemen: JAIL main Kaise Aye? SARDAR: &#8220;MEDIA ke LARKI interview ker rahi thi, Us k SEENAY per &#8220;PRESS&#8221; likha huwa tha, Mai ne press ker diya..Similar SMS: B.Com from Punjab University Yar Meri Biwi Pani Se Bohat Darti Hai Ek Haath Se Drive Kar Sakte Ho Phone Per Dhamkiyan Sardar &#038; Sardarni in Bus: Sardarni: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tmhri BEHAN K Sath Rehlonga.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 12:07:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Boy:agr mai Mar gya to kia tum dosri shadi krogi? Girl:Nhi me apni BEHAN k sth reh longi Girl.or agr me mar gai to? Boy:To ma b Tmhri BEHAN k sath rehlonga.Similar SMS: Wao Wao Wao Wao!!! Shadi Ki 1st Nite Main Tum Ko Without Tuch Kiya Kiss Karoo Ga What is the Difference Between [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What is the Diference B/w Stress,tension &amp; Panic?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 07:39:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[3 FEELINGS what is the diference b/w stress,tension &#38; panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &#38; panic is when both r pregnant Similar SMS: Difference Between Wife &#038; Saali Friendship Between Men Bhagwan Ko Gussa Kab Aata Hai Me America Ja Rahi Hoon Any Boyfriend Before Marriage ArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArrayArray]]></description>
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		<title>Hseenon Ke Galey Mila Karte The</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:33:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Woh bhi kiya din the jub hum haseenon ke galey mila karte the, Ye un dinon ki baat hai jub hum 2 saal ke hua kartey theSimilar SMS: Mom: Boyfriend Jab Kiss Kare to Bolo &#8220;DON&#8217;T. IT Poetry &#8211; Abhi Abhi to Pyaar Ka Computer Kiya Hai Chaaloo Main Tum Ko Without Tuch Kiya Kiss [...]]]></description>
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		<title>3 New Girl Friends</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:32:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Once a maths teacher asked a boy &#8220;If U have 12 chocolates, U give 4 to Hira, 5 to Hina and 3 to Bina What will U have?&#8221; He replied : &#8220;3 new girl friends&#8221;Similar SMS: Can Kids of Our Age Have Kids Girl Fully Exhausted A Boy Was Sitting Under a Tree with His [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ludo Nahi Kheli Kya? Dobara Baari Ayegi</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:32:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kiss SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Boy gave a dice to a Girl n said: If u get 1,2,3,4 or 5 i&#8217;ll kiss you! Girl: Ager 6 aaya to? Boy: Ludo nahi kheli kya? Dobara baari ayegiSimilar SMS: Main Tum Ko Without Tuch Kiya Kiss Karoo Ga Aik Shadi Mai Dulhan Ka Pehla Kiss and Slap Boy: I Love U First [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BREAKING NEWS</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:31:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>

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		<title>Children Playing Outside the Car Cause Accidents</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:30:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Children playing outside the car cause accidents, but adults playing inside cars can cause children by accident!Similar SMS: Whats an Average 6 Inch Long Car Sales Girl to Call Girl What is the Diference B/w Stress,tension &#038; Panic? Whats the Most Confusing Day in Europe and America? What is the Difference Between Call Girl, Girl [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What is the Difference Between Call Girl, Girl Friend and Wife</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:30:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[What is the difference between 1. Call Girl 2. Girl Friend 3. Wife Ans&#8230; 1) Prepaid 2) Postpaid 3) UnlimitedSimilar SMS: Difference Between Wife &#038; Saali Car Sales Girl to Call Girl A Man Made a Call to Hospital Saw His Wife with His Friend Ghalib Ne Apni Girl Friend Ko Date Pr Bulaya Wo [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Beti: Maa Gaon Mein Fauji Aaye Hain &#8211; Adult SMS, Funny SMS</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:29:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>

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		<title>Shadi Ki 1st Nite</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:29:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sms4pleasure.com/?p=195</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Shadi ki 1st nite husband apni wife ko Rs. 500 de kar bola,hum ne yeh kaam free mai kiya hi nahi. Wife 200 wapis kar ke boli humne 300 se zayada kabhi liye hi nahi.Similar SMS: Wao Wao Wao Wao!!! Me America Ja Rahi Hoon Friendship Between Men Ek Haath Se Drive Kar Sakte Ho [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wao Wao Wao Wao!!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:28:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult SMS]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Train mai aik husband apni wife say: tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!Similar SMS: Shadi Ki 1st Nite Hi. Yar Railway Mein Job Nikli Hay Me America Ja Rahi Hoon Any Boyfriend Before Marriage Wife: If I Die [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Haath Main Lo Tou Dabane Ko Dil Kerta Hai</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 10:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iram Javed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Haath Main Lo Tou Dabane Ko Dil Kerta Hai Dabalo Tou Choosne Ko Dil Kerta Hy Choos Lo Tou Dil Nahi Bharta Q k Q k Saal main Ek Hii baar Tou Aata Hai AAAM . . . HaPpY SumMer SeAsOn . . . ;->Similar SMS: Ek Haath Se Drive Kar Sakte Ho Kuch Din [...]]]></description>
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