SMS4Pleasure.com

Latest, Super Quality and Unique SMS / Text Messages

Archive for the 'Adult SMS' Category

A Girl in the Bedroom is Shouting!

Tweet A girl in the bedroom is shouting! Aah Aah Aah Aah Aah Aah Aah Aah Aah Aah Aah-chi! She is having cold. What you think you dirty mind.

Read the Entire Post >

Aik Dafa Mirza Ghalib Ka Sote Hoe Peeshab Nikal Gaya

Tweet Aik Dafa Mirza Ghalib ka sote hoe peeshab nikal gaya biwi ne pocho yeh kya kar diya to ghalib ne shair sunaya “nakami ishq ka ab ke itna asar howa ghalib aanson nikal rahe hain raste badal badal kar” ایک دفعہ مرزا غالب کا سوتے ہوے پیشاب نکل گیا بیوی نے پوچھا یہ کیا [...]

Read the Entire Post >

Let Me Kiss Your Lips

Tweet Let me kiss ur lips, let me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur tongue. SMILE! This is ur friend “PEPSODENT” reminding you to brush ur teeth, Twice a day Everyday

Read the Entire Post >

Friendship Between Men

Tweet Friendship between women: A woman doesn’t come home one night. The next day she tells her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend’s house. The husband calls his wife’s 10 best friends. None of them know anything about it. Friendship between men: A man doesn’t come home one night. The next day [...]

Read the Entire Post >

Fascinate Not Fascinating

Tweet A grade school teacher in Tennessee asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad’s farm, and we all saw his sheep. It was fascinating.” The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word [...]

Read the Entire Post >

We Can Play That Game Again

Tweet Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?” “No,” said his mom, “of course not.” Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay, we can play that game again!”

Read the Entire Post >

Johnny Likes to Gamble

Tweet Little Johnny likes to gamble. One day his dad gets a new job so his family has to move to a new city. Johnny’s daddy thinks, “I’ll get a head start on Johnny’s gambling.” So he calls the teacher and says, “My son Johnny will be starting your class tomorrow but he likes to [...]

Read the Entire Post >

Little Johnny at the Park

Tweet Little Johnny sees his Daddy’s car passing the playground and going into the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing. Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly. “MOMMY, MOMMY, I WAS AT THE PLAYGROUND [...]

Read the Entire Post >

I Like the Way You Are Thinking

Tweet Little Johnny goes to school one day and the teacher has a brown paper bag She reaches her hand in it and says it’s round, it’s got a stem, and it’s got a leaf. Little Johnny raises his hand and says it’s an apple, it’s an apple. Then he says now let me give [...]

Read the Entire Post >

20 Questions with Little Johnny

Tweet One day in school, the teacher decides to play 20 questions. So the teacher says “OK kids, I am thinking of something round, and red” Little Suzy pipes up “I know, it’s a tomato”. “No but you’re thinking, it’s an apple” replies the teacher. So Little Johnny stands up, places his hand in his [...]

Read the Entire Post >