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A Girl in the Bedroom is Shouting!

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A girl in the bedroom is shouting!

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Aah-chi!

She is having cold.

What you think you dirty mind.

Aik Dafa Mirza Ghalib Ka Sote Hoe Peeshab Nikal Gaya

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Aik Dafa Mirza Ghalib ka sote hoe peeshab nikal gaya
biwi ne pocho yeh kya kar diya
to ghalib ne shair sunaya

“nakami ishq ka ab ke itna asar howa ghalib
aanson nikal rahe hain raste badal badal kar”


ایک دفعہ مرزا غالب کا سوتے ہوے پیشاب نکل گیا
بیوی نے پوچھا یہ کیا کر دیا
تو غالب نے شعر سنایا.

ناکامی عشق کا اب کے اتنا اثر ہوا غالب.
آنسو نکل رہے ہیں رستے بدل بدل کر

Let Me Kiss Your Lips

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Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday :)

Friendship Between Men

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Friendship between women: A woman doesn’t come home one night. The next day she tells her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend’s house.
The husband calls his wife’s 10 best friends. None of them know anything about it.

Friendship between men: A man doesn’t come home one night. The next day he tells his wife that he had slept over at a friend’s house. The wife calls her husband’s 10 best men friends. Eight of them confirm that he had slept over, and two claim that he was still there.

Fascinate Not Fascinating

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A grade school teacher in Tennessee asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad’s farm, and we all saw his sheep. It was fascinating.”

The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word fascinate, not fascinating.”
Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to Graceland and I was fascinated.”

The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word fascinate, not fascinated.”

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word ‘fascinate’, so she called on him.

Little Johnny said, “My Aunt Gina has a shirt with ten buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten eight.”

The teacher cried.

We Can Play That Game Again

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Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”

“No,” said his mom, “of course not.”

Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends,

“It’s okay, we can play that game again!”

Johnny Likes to Gamble

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Little Johnny likes to gamble.

One day his dad gets a new job so his family has to move to a new city.

Johnny’s daddy thinks, “I’ll get a head start on Johnny’s gambling.”

So he calls the teacher and says, “My son Johnny will be starting your class tomorrow but he likes to gamble so you’ll have to keep an eye on him.”

The teacher says OK, she can handle it.

The next day Johnny walks into class and hands the teacher an apple and says, “Hi, my name is Johnny.”

She says yes I know who you are.

Johnny smiles and says, “I bet you ten dollars you’ve got a mole on your butt.”

The teacher thinks that she will break his little gambling problem so she takes him up on the bet.

She pulls her pants down and shows him her butt and there was no mole.

That afternoon, Johnny goes home and tells his dad that he lost ten dollars to the teacher and why.

So his dad calls the teacher and says, “Johnny said that he bet you that you had a mole on your butt and he lost.”

The teacher says, “Yeah, and I think I broke his gambling problem.”

Johnny’s dad laughs and says, “No you didn’t, he bet me a hundred dollars this morning that he’d see your ass before the day was over.”

Little Johnny at the Park

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Little Johnny sees his Daddy’s car passing the playground and going into the woods.

Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing.

Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly.

“MOMMY, MOMMY, I WAS AT THE PLAYGROUND AND DADDY AND….”

Mommy tells him to slow down, but that she wants to hear the story.

So Johnny tells her. “I was at the playground and I saw Daddy’s car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went to look and Daddy was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy….”

At this point, Mommy cut him off and said, “Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy’s face when you tell it tonight.”

At the dinner table, Mommy asks Johnny to tell his story.

He describes the car into the woods, the undressing, laying down on the seat, and, “Then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same thing Mommy and Uncle Jeff used to do when Daddy was in the Army.”

I Like the Way You Are Thinking

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Little Johnny goes to school one day and the teacher has a brown paper bag

She reaches her hand in it and says it’s round, it’s got a stem, and it’s got a leaf.

Little Johnny raises his hand and says it’s an apple, it’s an apple.

Then he says now let me give you one.

He reaches his hand in his pocket and says it’s round, it’s hard , and it’s got a head.

The teacher says Ohh Johnny that’s grose.

Little Johnny says no it’s a quater but I like the way you’re thinking.

20 Questions with Little Johnny

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One day in school, the teacher decides to play 20 questions.

So the teacher says “OK kids, I am thinking of something round, and red”

Little Suzy pipes up “I know, it’s a tomato”.

“No but you’re thinking, it’s an apple” replies the teacher.

So Little Johnny stands up, places his hand in his pocket and says “I am holding onto something that is round, hard, and has a head on it”

“Go to the principals office” says the teacher.

“No but you’re thinking”, say Johnny, “It’s a quarter”