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Santa Singh : Oye, mar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aarehla hai.
Banta Singh : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

Child:Mom is bar saray patakhay hum is shop say lain gay,
Mom:Beta yeh tu girls hostel hai,
Child:Papa tu kahtay hain k sari phuljhariyan yahin rahti hain

World’s smallest resignation letter? Respected sir, I love Ur wife.

Sardar & Sardarni in Bus: Sardarni: Sunoji, peechey wala merey blouse main haath dal raha hai.
Sardar: Tu chinta mat kar, osey kya pata ke Batwa merey pas hai.

A Sardar gee got promotion from clerk to manager. He went home and told his wife in a new style
“From today you are going to share your life with a Manager”

Mom: Boyfriend jab kiss kare to bolo “DON’T.
Or jab Galey lage to bolna “STOP”
2nd day beti:MOM” usne dono ek sath Kiya to mainay bhi ek sath kaha
“DON’T STOP”

Definition of nurse:”Nurse is that beautiful dashing Girl wearing tight dress, holding ur hand lookng into ur eyes & still want ur pulse to be normal…”

Wife: acha batao car main ghomata hai, icecream khilata hai, restaurant lay jata hai,
BOLO BOLO k0N !!!
Husband: KON MAIN?
Wife: HAMARA NAYA PAROSI

Whats the most confusing day in Europe and America?
Thinking?
Still thinking?                                                                                                                                                                                                 Fathers day….!!!!!!!!

Pakistan Ka Wo Konsa BOY Hai
Jo Har Girl Ko Naked Dekh Sakta Hai
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Kya Socha?
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Abay
LIFE BOY…;-)

Policemen: JAIL main Kaise Aye?
SARDAR: “MEDIA ke LARKI interview ker rahi thi,
Us k SEENAY per “PRESS” likha huwa tha, Mai ne press ker diya..

Boy:agr mai Mar gya to kia tum dosri shadi krogi?
Girl:Nhi me apni BEHAN k sth reh longi
Girl.or agr me mar gai to?
Boy:To ma b Tmhri BEHAN k sath rehlonga.

3 FEELINGS
what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant

Woh bhi kiya din the jub hum
haseenon ke galey mila karte the,
Ye un dinon ki baat hai
jub hum 2 saal ke hua kartey the

Once a maths teacher asked a boy
“If U have 12 chocolates,
U give 4 to Hira,
5 to Hina and 3 to Bina
What will U have?”
He replied :
“3 new girl friends”

Boy gave a dice to a Girl n said: If u get 1,2,3,4 or 5 i’ll kiss you!
Girl: Ager 6 aaya to?
Boy: Ludo nahi kheli kya?
Dobara baari ayegi

BREAKING NEWS
Girls hostel mein aag lag gai..
Raat ko he fire brigade k amlay ne aag par kabo pa liya..
Magar
Amlay pe abhi tak kabo nahin paya ja saka..

Children playing outside the car cause accidents,
but adults playing inside cars can cause children by accident!

What is the difference between
1. Call Girl
2. Girl Friend
3. Wife
Ans…
1) Prepaid
2) Postpaid
3) Unlimited

Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain
Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai
Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hain
Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.