Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday

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Why Men n Women Don’t Understand Each Other?
Bcoz
God Gave Good Brains To Men
n
Good Hearts To Women

But

Men Use Their Hearts
&
Women Use Their Brains

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The Audience see a Joker As A Joker,

But the Joker Sees Himslf
As a Performer.

No Matter What Others Think abt U,
Its ur Life, Just Go On With Confidence.

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Love urself ,
Flirt with ur understanding,
Romance with dreams,
Get engaged with simplicity,
Marry genuiness,
Divorce the ego..
Thats Good Life..

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The sign of maturity is not
when V start speaking big things..

But, actually it is,
When U start understanding Small things…

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A good plan of today
is better than a great plan of tomorrow.

Look backward with satisfaction
& look forward with confidence.

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Teacher: ’3 idiots’ film dekhnay ke baad aap ko kya lesson mila?

Pathan: Miss yehi ke engineering par kar bhi medical ki bachi pasai ja sakti hai…

Miss: shut up and get out

Memon: miss mai batao

Miss: very good batao.

Memon: Miss college ke first day underwear zuroor pehanna chahiay.

Miss: u also get out

Bihari: Miss mai batao.

Miss: I think u r brilliant student., tum sahi batao ge.

Bihari: Doctor ke elawa engineer bhi delivery karwa sakta hai.

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Doob marne ka muqam

Aik larki burkey mai bus stop
par bus ka wait kar rahi thi

aik motorcycle par aadmi aaya
or kaha “Chalti hai kya, Aaj saath na?”

larki: ‘Abbu mai hoon’…

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Perfume wala: Perfume le lo Perfume le lo Sahab…

Memon: 5 rupee wala dikhao…

Perfume wala: Meri Bhagal (under arms) mai ungli (finger) daal kar soong (smell) lo

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Forget your own happiness
by trying to create a little
happiness for others

Remember!

When you are
good to others,
you are best to
yourself.

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