The Prophet ordered
the people to pay
Zakat-ul-Fitr
before going to
the Eid prayer.

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Shiri Rehman Farmati Hain

Zardari Hazir Hay
Jurm Ki Saza Pane Ko

Koi Jote Se Na Mare
Mere Deewane Ko

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Bheege Mausam Ka
Bheega Sa Saath

Bhula Huwa Waqt
Bhuli Hui Baat

Woh Bheegi Si Aankhen
Woh Bheegi Si Yaad

Mubarak Ho App Ko
“August” Ki Ye Barsaat

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Wife: I told you several times
to place some curtains on the windows.
There is a man in the neighbourhood
who tried to see me.

Husband: Let him see you,
he will place curtains himself.

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Though A Boy
Is Physically Stronger
Than A Girl
But
Through Out His Life
He Waits For That
1 Girl In front Of whom
He Willingly Kneels Down

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An old lady, a girl,
a Pakistani and Indian Boy
were travelling on a train…

Suddenly, a tunnel came &
It got completely dark.

Suddenly, a Kiss Sound and
a slap sound was heard

When the tunnel ended, Indian boy
cheek was red due to slap.

He was thinking, Pakistani boy must have
kissed the girl and she slapped me
instead of him

Old lady was thinking that Indian boy have
kissed girl and got slap.

Girl was thinking that any of the boy
was trying to kiss me but kissed the lady
and got slap from her

Pakistani boy was thiking, If a tunnel
comes again, he will produce kiss sound
and slap the Indian boy again.

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Boy to Parrot: How do I look?

Parrot: You are a bas…tard…

Boy: It’s language is very bad.

Shopkeeper put the water on parror and
asked, “Will you say abusive words again?”

Parrot: No..

Boy: If a girls comes with me, what will you think?

Parrot: She may be your wife.

Boy: If there are two girls?

Parrot: One wife and other one is sister in law.

Boy: If three?

Parrot: One wife, second one sister in law, third one is your sister.

Boy: If four?

Parrot: Sir, please bring the water…

I told you he is a bas…tard…

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Tamam Pakistan Ki Khush Haal Awam
Ko Baut Baut Mubarak Ho

Petrol pe 21 paise Kam Ho gaye

Mere to Khushi Ke Marey
Ansu Hi Nahi Ruk Rahe

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Exclusive Shair for Students Only…

“Main Pehle Hi Say Ghamo
Mai Hoon Mubtala”

“Isliye result ki koi mujhay
dey na Ittaka”

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