Loading ...A Negro Died and Reached Heaven
A negro died and
reached heaven
Angel: Who are you?
Negro: Leonardo Di Caprio
The angel got confused
and rang the chief
Sir, did titanic SINK or BURN?
Archive for July, 2010
No Matter What Guys Are Driving
No matter what Guys
are driving…
A Mercedes,
Ferrari,
BMW,
Accord,
or Corolla…
They are not able
Why Boys Hold Girl’s Hand?
In the corridors of
shopping mall
do you know
why boys hold girl’s hand?
Bcz if they leave their hand
they will go 4 shopping!
It’s look romantic but
it’s economical.
Ladies Are Selfish
When I was a cute child
Many ladies wanted to
Kiss Me and
I allowed them
Now I want to Kiss
Cute ladies but they
don’t allow me
Moral: Ladies are selfish….
Shab-e-Baraat Mubarak
May Allah shower
His endless
and choicest
blessings on you
and your family.
Forgive me and
remember me
and my family
in your duas.
Shab-e-Baraat Mubarak
A Young FROG Goes 2 PALMIST 2 Knw Its Future
A young FROG goes 2
PALMIST 2 know its future
Palmist:U ll meet a young girl
who want 2 know evrythng abt u
Frog:Gr8 when n where?
.
.
.
Palmist: Next year in biology lab 
New Story of Honesty is the Best Policy
New Story of
“Honesty is the Best Policy”
Once again the woodcutter going
with his wife near the canal.
She fell in the canal.
He started crying.
Angel came and asked him.
He told about his wife.
Angel went in the canal
and brought “Katrina Kaif”
Woodcutter said: Yes
Angel became angry for telling
a lie.
If I refuse, you will bring
‘Karina Kapoor” and then
my wife, and in the end,
give me all three…
I am a poor man,
I cannot afford
three wives.
Someday You May Lose Your Hair
Someday you may lose your hair,
you may lose your teeth
your money &
even lose your mind.
But 1 thing you will never loose
is your good looks.
because
you cant lose
what you DON’T have!
Ants (Chunti) Are Going Out from Memon Room
Ants (Chunti) are going out
from Memon Room.
Memon: Where are you going?
and what are you taking while leaving?
Ant (Chunti): You Miser Scrooge ( کنجوس مکھیچوس )
Its better to migrate (Hijrat)
rather to die of hunger.
A Priest and a Business Man Were Playing Golf
A priest and a business man were playing golf.
The sky was overcast.
The business man tried to hit the ball but failed
“Missed the bast…rd” he shouted.
The priest said “you mustn’t say so.
Again the man tried the shot but failed again
and repeated the same abusive words,
and again priest showed his displeasure .
All of a sudden there was thunder and lightning
fell on the priest and he dropped dead.
The business man looked at the heavens and exclaimed “why”
There was a loud voice “MISSED THE BAST…RD”