I was The Most Outstanding Student Of My Class …

Because,

I Always Stand Outside The Class:-)

Proud 2 b an Out-Standing Student.

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An old man owned a pond on his farm, lined with fruit trees.
One day he went there with a basket to get fruits.

On reaching, he found some young ladies swimming in his pond.

They went in deep water to shield themselves n said:
We wont come out until u leave.

Old man:
I’m not here to see u swim nude or to get u out of the pond naked.

I’m here just to feed the Crocodile in the pond !

Moral:
When it comes to women,men think fast!

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Always Be Good With The Good

But Never Be Bad With The Bad..

bc0z You Can’t Wash Blood With the Blood..!

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Jaane kya hai dil ke andar jo chupke se toot raha hai,
Ek meherbaan ka haath jaise hathon se chooth raha hai……
Ankhon mein ashkon ka samandar hai..

lagta hai jaise koi patta shaakhon se toot raha hai……
Ashkon ko Meri Aankhon mein rehne ki aadat si ho gayi hai
Ab toh Jaise Ishq hi mujh se rooth raha hai……

kuchh farmane ki gustakhi kya mai bhi kar sakti hoon
ek masoom jazbat mera bhi zuban se phoot raha hai……
Pal bhar ka pyaar aur barson ka intezaar
jaise koi apna hi apne ghar ko loot raha hai…

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Pathan KESC 118 walo ko phone kr K bola…
Kho’cha jaldi se light band kr do!

KESC Agent: Kyun Sir?

Pathan: ABHI ABHI Humara dil me naya “Gaali” aya hy, WO DENA HAI.

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A hypnotist hypnotised the whole audience in the hall with a pendulum.
Suddenly, d pendulum fell down. He said “SHIT”..!!
&
it took 3 days to clean d hall…!

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Q – University me sari ladkiyon ke kitne naam hote hain?
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Ans- sirf 4,
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1. Meri Waali,
2. Teri Waali,
3. Meri Bhabhi,
4. Teri Bhabhi…!!!!

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Dil Ki Dharkan Men Tm Ko Chupa Len Abhi
Jo He Man Men Kaho To Suna Len Abhi

Tum Ko Chahte Hen Hm Kis Kadr Jan-E-Jan
Gr Bataen To Guzren Zamane Abhi

Yun To Rah-E-Mohabbat He Mushkil Magr
Tu Jo De Sath Manzil Ko Pa Len Abhi

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Ik Khuwahish He Dil Men Janam
Kuch Pagal Kuch Anjani Si
Ho Rat Ka Har Su Sannata
Bs Barish Ki Chan Chan Bole
Ese Men Tm Ho Sath Mere
Mere Pas Mere Nazdeek Bht
Yak Dam Badal Ka Shor Barhe
Men Dar Jaun Ghabra Jaun
Or Pas Tumhare Ajaun
Sr Rakh Dun Tumhare Sine Pr
Or Hath Tmhare Hath Men Ho
Phr Yun Kuch Ho A Jan-E-Jigar
Mera Chehra Hethon Men Le Kr
Tm Meri Ankhon Men Dekho
Or Mujh Se Kuch Ese Bolo
Kio Barish Roz Nahi Hoti?

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Dunya Ki Tareekh Ka Ek Aisa Sawal
Jo Aapki Neenden Urra Dega.

Magar Dil Tham K Sawal Parhna.

Sawal Ye Hai K.

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Bulgham Namkeen Hota Hai Ya Khatta?

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