Iram karo na shararat yeh tum hamarey saath
Hamein phansa-o-bhi aur khud panso hamarey saath

Yeh leader aaj ke khuni bhi hein luterey bhi
Qatal kara-o-na na khudh maro hamarey saath

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A cute Nurse came for the interview..
Dr: What salary YOU expect?
Nurse: Rs.10,000.
Dr was overjoyed said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With pleasure its 25,000.

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Peechey chaltey they rahbar kesey ?
Aek pathar they ab guher kesey ?

Qom ney chun liya hamein nahaq
Aek mujrim they ab sadar kesey ?

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Zimey-dari utha-aen gey ham log
Zarb kari laga-aen gay ham log

Qaum ki jarh ko kat ker rakh dein
Aesi aari chala-aen gey ham log

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Leag to wo hi rahi aur harf badley aa-e-din
Khaslat-e-hakim wo-hi kam zarf badley aa-e-din

Pehley das percent they phir wo 30 fisad ho gaiey
Nam Zardari raha per urf badley aa-e-din

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TID: 0608215250114644.
You have recharged
Rs.250.
The deduction of
VAT 25%
…Zardari tax 15%
Benazir Income
Support 10%
Wapda tax 20%
GST 17%
Government supported
Fund 13%
Neew balance:
Rs. 0.00
Expiry Date:
09/11/2012 =S =D

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Modern Mother: Good night dear

old fashioned Mother: Shaba khair

My mama: mein is mobile nu aag laa deni ae

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Jab subha uttho to Kalma Tayyba parho
Q k marne k baad jab qabar main Farishte
hum se sawal jawab karne aengay or humain utthaengay or pochhengay k tumhara RAB kon hai?

Tumhara DEEN kya hai?
To hum apni adat k mutabiq Kalma Tayyaba
parte hue utthengay.
Or Kalma Tayyaba main hi un Farishton
k sawalon k jawab mojod hain.
Lehaza khud bhi ye adat apnao
or dosron ko bhi iski talim do.

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A Terror For The Day:

When I Was Studying In School Days My Teachers Were Wearing Sun Glasses. . .

You Know Why?

Because,

I Was A

BRIGHT STUDENT =P (=

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Boy: I Love U
Girl: Shut Up

Boy: I Will Die 4 U
Girl: Shut Up

Boy: I Can’t Live Without U
Girl: Shut Up

Boy: I Will Marry U
Girl : Realy???

Boy: Shut Up

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