Santa Singh : Oye, Mar Gayay Yaar. Meri Biwi Aur Premika Saath Saath Aarehla Hai.
Santa Singh : Oye, mar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aarehla hai.
Banta Singh : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha
Santa Singh : Oye, mar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aarehla hai.
Banta Singh : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha
Child:Mom is bar saray patakhay hum is shop say lain gay,
Mom:Beta yeh tu girls hostel hai,
Child:Papa tu kahtay hain k sari phuljhariyan yahin rahti hain
Meera was travelling in a plane, some one asked: I think u r suffering from cold & fever,
MEERA: No, i m suffering from Lahore to Karachi
Lady to inspector sardar: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn’t come back yet!
Sardar: Why doesn’t u cook something else?