Archive for July, 2008

Santa Singh : Oye, Mar Gayay Yaar. Meri Biwi Aur Premika Saath Saath Aarehla Hai.

Posted on July 2nd, 2008 in Adult SMS,Sardar SMS by Iram Javed
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Santa Singh : Oye, mar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aarehla hai.

Banta Singh : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha

Child:Mom is Bar Saray Patakhay Hum is Shop Say Lain Gay,

Posted on July 2nd, 2008 in Adult SMS,Wife / Husband SMS by Iram Javed
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Child:Mom is bar saray patakhay hum is shop say lain gay,

Mom:Beta yeh tu girls hostel hai,

Child:Papa tu kahtay hain k sari phuljhariyan yahin rahti hain

Meera Was Travelling in a Plane,

Posted on July 1st, 2008 in Funny SMS,Lollywood SMS by Iram Javed
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Meera was travelling in a plane, some one asked: I think u r suffering from cold & fever,

MEERA: No, i m suffering from Lahore to Karachi

World’s Smallest Resignation Letter?

Posted on July 1st, 2008 in Adult SMS,Cool/Decent SMS,Funny SMS by Iram Javed
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World’s smallest resignation letter? Respected sir, I love Ur wife.

Lady to Inspector Sardar: My Husband Went to Buy Potatoes 5 Days Ago, He Hasn’t Come Back Yet!

Posted on July 1st, 2008 in Sardar SMS,Wife / Husband SMS by Iram Javed
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Lady to inspector sardar: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn’t come back yet!

Sardar: Why doesn’t u cook something else?

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