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A little girl asked her Father: How did the human race appear?
The father answered: God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was all mankind made.
Two days later she asks her mother the same question.
The mother answered: Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race was developed.
The confused girl [...]
Archive for July, 2008
Jul1
A little girl asked her Father: How did the human race appear?
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Jul1
“Death Is Not The Greatest Loss In Life”
“Death Is Not The Greatest Loss In Life”
The Greatest Loss Is:
“When Realationship Dies Inside Us, While We Are Still Alive”.
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Jul1
”LOVE” in France is a Comedy,
”LOVE” in France is a Comedy,
In England a Tragedy,
In Italy a Wounder,
In Germany a Drama,
but In Pakistan National game hai sub khelo;-)
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Pepsi k liye KAREENA..
Pepsi k liye KAREENA..
Thumps up k liye AKSHAY..
Fanta k liye RANI..
Cock k liye ASHWARIA..
Tum mat ghabrao..!
HARPIC k liye tumhain hi select karenge
(6 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5) Loading ...Filed in: Insult SMS Misc SMS
Jul1
Pakistan Post Office ne PERVAIZ MUSHARRAF ki tasveer waalay STAMP jaari ker diye…!
Pakistan Post Office ne PERVAIZ MUSHARRAF ki tasveer waalay STAMP jaari ker diye…!
Awaam pareeshan hai, k THOOK kis taraf lagaai jaey!
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Jul1
Mom: Boyfriend jab kiss kare to bolo “DON’T.
Mom: Boyfriend jab kiss kare to bolo “DON’T.
Or jab Galey lage to bolna “STOP”
2nd day beti:MOM” usne dono ek sath Kiya to mainay bhi ek sath kaha
“DON’T STOP”
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Jul1
Lawyer to sardar: Geeta pe haath Rakho.
Lawyer to sardar: Geeta pe haath Rakho.
Sardar: Kamal hai,
Seeta pe haath rakha to baat court tak pohanch gaei,
ab bol raha he Geeta pe hath rakho.
hahaha
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Jul1
Sardar travelling 1st time in plane going 2 Bombay.
Sardar travelling 1st time in plane going 2 Bombay.
While its landing,
he shouted ‘Bombay Bombay’
Airhostess said “B silent”
Sardar said ok, ombay ombay
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