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Archive for July 1st, 2008

Jul1

Meera was travelling in a plane,

Meera was travelling in a plane, some one asked: I think u r suffering from cold & fever,
MEERA: No, i m suffering from Lahore to Karachi

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Jul1

World’s smallest resignation letter?

World’s smallest resignation letter? Respected sir, I love Ur wife.

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Jul1

Lady to inspector sardar: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn’t come back yet!

Lady to inspector sardar: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn’t come back yet!
Sardar: Why doesn’t u cook something else?

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Jul1

Son: Dad, what is an idiot?

Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can’t understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.

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Jul1

Q: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

Q: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A: About 45 pounds!!

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Jul1

Sardar & Sardarni in Bus: Sardarni: Sunoji, peechey wala merey blouse main haath dal raha hai.

Sardar & Sardarni in Bus: Sardarni: Sunoji, peechey wala merey blouse main haath dal raha hai.
Sardar: Tu chinta mat kar, osey kya pata ke Batwa merey pas hai.

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Jul1

Sardar Found Answer to the most difficult question ever

Sardar Found Answer to the most difficult question ever
What comes first the CHICKEN OR the EGG??
Oye Yaar! Jiska Order Pehle Doge, Wohi Pehle Aayega…

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Jul1

Eik Sardar 15 august waly din kabarustan may kabarain khod raha tha

Eik Sardar 15 august waly din kabarustan may kabarain khod raha tha aik adme ne poocha yeh kya ker rehe ho? path bola aj youm_e_azdi hai main ne socha murdoun ko azad ker doun!      

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Jul1

Sardar on phone “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”.

Sardar on phone “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…………       

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Jul1

Sardar said to doctor: Pore jism main kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat Dard hota hai,

Sardar said to doctor: Pore jism main kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat Dard hota hai, Doctor suggested full body X-ray when he checked, X-ray found fracture in “Ungli”

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Jul1

Once Prince Charles and Sardarji are having a dinner together.

Once Prince Charles and Sardarji are having a dinner together. Prince said `Pass the wine u divine`. Sardar felt `how poetic` and said `Pass the custard you bas tard`.

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Jul1

A Sardar G got promotion from clerk to manager

A Sardar gee got promotion from clerk to manager. He went home and told his wife in a new style
“From today you are going to share your life with a Manager”

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Jul1

Sardarji got the fourth child.

Sardarji got the fourth child. He fills data in the birth certificate. Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese. How come you write Chinese when both parents are Sikh?
Aah, read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese.

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Jul1

A little girl asked her Father: How did the human race appear?

A little girl asked her Father: How did the human race appear?
The father answered: God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was all mankind made.
Two days later she asks her mother the same question.
The mother answered: Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race was developed.
The confused girl [...]

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Jul1

“Death Is Not The Greatest Loss In Life”

“Death Is Not The Greatest Loss In Life”
The Greatest Loss Is:
“When Realationship Dies Inside Us, While We Are Still Alive”.

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Jul1

”LOVE” in France is a Comedy,

”LOVE” in France is a Comedy,
In England a Tragedy,
In Italy a Wounder,
In Germany a Drama,
but In Pakistan National game hai sub khelo;-)

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Jul1

Pepsi k liye KAREENA..

Pepsi k liye KAREENA..
Thumps up k liye AKSHAY..
Fanta k liye RANI..
Cock k liye ASHWARIA..
Tum mat ghabrao..!
HARPIC k liye tumhain hi select karenge

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Jul1

Pakistan Post Office ne PERVAIZ MUSHARRAF ki tasveer waalay STAMP jaari ker diye…!

Pakistan Post Office ne PERVAIZ MUSHARRAF ki tasveer waalay STAMP jaari ker diye…!
Awaam pareeshan hai, k THOOK kis taraf lagaai jaey!

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Jul1

Mom: Boyfriend jab kiss kare to bolo “DON’T.

Mom: Boyfriend jab kiss kare to bolo “DON’T.
Or jab Galey lage to bolna “STOP”
2nd day beti:MOM” usne dono ek sath Kiya to mainay bhi ek sath kaha
“DON’T STOP”

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Jul1

Lawyer to sardar: Geeta pe haath Rakho.

Lawyer to sardar: Geeta pe haath Rakho.
Sardar: Kamal hai,
Seeta pe haath rakha to baat court tak pohanch gaei,
ab bol raha he Geeta pe hath rakho.
hahaha

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