Loading ...Meera Was Travelling in a Plane,
Meera was travelling in a plane, some one asked: I think u r suffering from cold & fever,
MEERA: No, i m suffering from Lahore to Karachi
Archive for July 1st, 2008
Lady to Inspector Sardar: My Husband Went to Buy Potatoes 5 Days Ago, He Hasn’t Come Back Yet!
Lady to inspector sardar: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn’t come back yet!
Sardar: Why doesn’t u cook something else?
Son: Dad, What is an Idiot?
Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can’t understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.
Q: What is the Difference Between a Wife and a Girlfriend?
Q: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A: About 45 pounds!!
Sardar & Sardarni in Bus: Sardarni: Sunoji, Peechey Wala Merey Blouse Main Haath Dal Raha Hai.
Sardar & Sardarni in Bus: Sardarni: Sunoji, peechey wala merey blouse main haath dal raha hai.
Sardar: Tu chinta mat kar, osey kya pata ke Batwa merey pas hai.
Sardar Found Answer to the Most Difficult Question Ever
Sardar Found Answer to the most difficult question ever
What comes first the CHICKEN OR the EGG??
Oye Yaar! Jiska Order Pehle Doge, Wohi Pehle Aayega… 
Eik Sardar 15 August Waly Din Kabarustan May Kabarain Khod Raha Tha
Eik Sardar 15 august waly din kabarustan may kabarain khod raha tha aik adme ne poocha yeh kya ker rehe ho? path bola aj youm_e_azdi hai main ne socha murdoun ko azad ker doun!
Sardar on Phone “Doctor My Wife is Pergnant.She is Having Pain Right Now”.
Sardar on phone “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…………
Sardar Said to Doctor: Pore Jism Main Kahin Bhi Ungli Lagao to Bohat Dard Hota Hai,
Sardar said to doctor: Pore jism main kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat Dard hota hai, Doctor suggested full body X-ray when he checked, X-ray found fracture in “Ungli”