Meera Was Travelling in a Plane,
Meera was travelling in a plane, some one asked: I think u r suffering from cold & fever,
MEERA: No, i m suffering from Lahore to Karachi
Meera was travelling in a plane, some one asked: I think u r suffering from cold & fever,
MEERA: No, i m suffering from Lahore to Karachi
Lady to inspector sardar: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn’t come back yet!
Sardar: Why doesn’t u cook something else?
Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can’t understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.
Q: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A: About 45 pounds!!