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One candle glowed in the darkened room
Fragments of light dispelled the gloom
In hopes that should you happen by
Find I’m waiting here at home.
Yes, if you are wondering
My thoughts on you remain
I know we have differences, but
I love you all the same.
Every night the candle burns
Incase you’ve lost your way
The light defies the darkness
And every night [...]

“Wining horse does’nt know why it runs in race. It run because of beats and pains,
Life is a race, God is your rider, So if you are in pain think God wants you to win.”

“A True Relationship is not like the Rain which pours and goes away, A True
Relationship is like the Air sometimes Silent but always around You.”

نبی صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم نے فرمایا جو شخص ہر وقت وضو میں رہے گا اللہ اسکی روزی کشادہ فرمائے گا

میں جنت کے شوق میں عبادت نہیں کرتا کہ یہ عبادت نہیں تجارت ہے۔میں دوزخ کے خوف
سے عبادت نہیں کرتا کہ یہ عبادت نہیں غلامی ہے۔ میں عبادت صرف اس لئے کرتا ہوں
کہ میرا رب عبادت کے لائق ہے’
حضرت علی

Santa Singh : Oye, mar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aarehla hai.
Banta Singh : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

Child:Mom is bar saray patakhay hum is shop say lain gay,
Mom:Beta yeh tu girls hostel hai,
Child:Papa tu kahtay hain k sari phuljhariyan yahin rahti hain

Meera was travelling in a plane, some one asked: I think u r suffering from cold & fever,
MEERA: No, i m suffering from Lahore to Karachi

World’s smallest resignation letter? Respected sir, I love Ur wife.

Lady to inspector sardar: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn’t come back yet!
Sardar: Why doesn’t u cook something else?

Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can’t understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.

Q: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A: About 45 pounds!!

Sardar & Sardarni in Bus: Sardarni: Sunoji, peechey wala merey blouse main haath dal raha hai.
Sardar: Tu chinta mat kar, osey kya pata ke Batwa merey pas hai.

Sardar Found Answer to the most difficult question ever
What comes first the CHICKEN OR the EGG??
Oye Yaar! Jiska Order Pehle Doge, Wohi Pehle Aayega…

Eik Sardar 15 august waly din kabarustan may kabarain khod raha tha aik adme ne poocha yeh kya ker rehe ho? path bola aj youm_e_azdi hai main ne socha murdoun ko azad ker doun!      

Sardar on phone “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…………       

Sardar said to doctor: Pore jism main kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat Dard hota hai, Doctor suggested full body X-ray when he checked, X-ray found fracture in “Ungli”

Once Prince Charles and Sardarji are having a dinner together. Prince said `Pass the wine u divine`. Sardar felt `how poetic` and said `Pass the custard you bas tard`.

A Sardar gee got promotion from clerk to manager. He went home and told his wife in a new style
“From today you are going to share your life with a Manager”

Sardarji got the fourth child. He fills data in the birth certificate. Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese. How come you write Chinese when both parents are Sikh?
Aah, read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese.