Archive for June, 2008
Whats the Biggest Pressure on Pakistan Players
Whats the biggest pressure on Pak players when they need
1 run to win with 5 overs remaining & 10 wickets in hand?
“Ya Allah… Jeet K english bolni Paregi”
HAMARA NAYA PAROSI
Wife: acha batao car main ghomata hai, icecream khilata hai, restaurant lay jata hai,
BOLO BOLO k0N !!!
Husband: KON MAIN?
Wife: HAMARA NAYA PAROSI
Talash-e-Gumshuda
Talash-e-Gumshuda
Naam: Chaudary Shujaat Hussain
Bolnay aur dekhnay say maazoor hai
Zehni tawazun durust nahi
Apna naam Quaid-e-Azam batata hai
18 February ki shaam kala chashma pehnay cycle ko puncture lagwanay nikla tha
Jis ko milay is patay par rabta karay:
Chaudhry Azaam-e-Elahi (ex-CM bhooka nanga Punjab), Lota House, Opp. Corruption Factory
Horse trading bazar, Gujrat
Jab Koi Aam Insan Marta Hy Tu
Jab koi aam insan marta hy tu uski kabar per likha jata hy Akhri Araam gaah
When musharaf will die it will be written asAKHRI HARAM ZADA….!
Agar Khush Hy Woh Dekh K Aansu Meri Ankon Me,
Agar khush hy woh dekh k aansu meri ankon me,
To qsam sy hum muskurana chor dengy,
Tarpty rahengy usy deekhny ko magr,
Uski tarf palkein uthana chordenge,
Abey O Egg K Chilke!
Abey O egg k chilke!
Aam ki guthli !
Sarey hue bengan!
Ublay hueAALOO !
Murghi kchooze !
Africa kbandar !
Kbhi b kisi ko esa na bolna bura lagta hai yar:-)
“Wadon” Aur ” Yaadon” Men Kia Farq He?
“Wadon”
Aur
” Yaadon”
Men kia farq he?
Jante ho !
wadey wo hote hen jinhen hum tortey hen
Aur
yaaden wo hoti hein jo humen torti hein
Miss You
The Greatest Suggestion for Love is….
The greatest suggestion for love is….
Don’t love the one who is beautiful for the world,
but Love the one who makes ur world beautiful.

