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Definition of nurse:”Nurse is that beautiful dashing Girl wearing tight dress, holding ur hand lookng into ur eyes & still want ur pulse to be normal…”

1 pagal American se:tum Japanese ho na?
American:Nahi me american hun
Pagal:nahi tum japanese ho
American:nahi mai American hun
Pagal:NAHI tum japanese ho
American:han han me Japanese hoon
Pagal:lagte to amrican ho

”Love”is the medicine 4 any kind of pain but
be sure. . . .!!!!There is no medicine in the world 4 the pain given by
..”LOVE”..

 boy:I luv u
girl:Me too
boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho?
girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho
boy: U cheater.. main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho…

Barishon ke Mausam mein
tum ko yaad karne ki aadtain purani hain
Ab ke hamne socha hai aadtain badal lein
Phir khayal aya k aadtain badalne se
“BARISHEIN NAHIN RUKTI”

AIK PATHAN KI SHAADI
Meri jis se hui shadi woh thi itni saadi.
Ghoongat me sharma k boli.
Bhayya ye kya ho raha hai.
Main ne kaha chup raho Baji.
Hamara tumhara Nikah ho raha hai

Mujhko Azmane ka Natija kya Nikla,
Zakhm-e-Dil Nazro Se Bhi Gehra Nikla,
Tor Kar Dekh Hi Liya Tu Ne Mere Dil Ka Aaina,
Bata Teri Surat k Siva aur Kya Nikla.

Jab guzar jaye gi bahar to kia karo gay,
Yad aye ga mera pyar tu kia karo ge,
Satate ho aisay jaise ajnabi hon mein,
Jab roth gya tum se tu kia karo gay,
Apnao gay kisi or ko mujhey tanha chor ker,
Usay hoga na tum se pyar tu kia karo gay,
Akhir lout aao gay tum meri rahon pe,
Phir [...]

Sweet like honey, costly like money, blessing like shower, smiling like flower, cool like ice, a friend so nice, guess who?
 
 
O hello,Its me..

THOUGHT FOR A LIFE TIME: Its really hard to wait for the right person in your life….
Especially when the wrong ones r so cute!!!

Whenever i find A key To Success……..
sala koi tala hi badal deta hai

Whats the biggest pressure on Pak players when they need
1 run to win with 5 overs remaining & 10 wickets in hand?
“Ya Allah… Jeet K english bolni Paregi”

Wife: acha batao car main ghomata hai, icecream khilata hai, restaurant lay jata hai,
BOLO BOLO k0N !!!
Husband: KON MAIN?
Wife: HAMARA NAYA PAROSI

Talash-e-Gumshuda
Naam: Chaudary Shujaat Hussain
Bolnay aur dekhnay say maazoor hai
Zehni tawazun durust nahi
Apna naam Quaid-e-Azam batata hai
18 February ki shaam kala chashma pehnay cycle ko puncture lagwanay nikla tha
Jis ko milay is patay par rabta karay:
Chaudhry Azaam-e-Elahi (ex-CM bhooka nanga Punjab), Lota House, Opp. Corruption Factory
Horse trading bazar, Gujrat

Jab koi aam insan marta hy tu uski kabar per likha jata hy Akhri Araam gaah
When musharaf will die it will be written asAKHRI HARAM ZADA….!

Agar khush hy woh dekh k aansu meri ankon me,
To qsam sy hum muskurana chor dengy,
Tarpty rahengy usy deekhny ko magr,
Uski tarf palkein uthana chordenge,

Abey O egg k chilke!
Aam ki guthli ! 
Sarey hue bengan!
Ublay hueAALOO !
Murghi kchooze !
Africa kbandar !
Kbhi b kisi ko esa na bolna bura lagta hai yar:-)

“Wadon”
Aur
” Yaadon”
Men kia farq he?
Jante ho !
wadey wo hote hen jinhen hum tortey hen
Aur
yaaden wo hoti hein jo humen torti hein
Miss You

 The greatest suggestion for love is….
Don’t love the one who is beautiful for the world,
but Love the  one who makes ur world beautiful.