Archive for June, 2008

Definition of Nurse

Posted on June 30th, 2008 in Adult SMS by Iram Javed
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Definition of nurse:”Nurse is that beautiful dashing Girl wearing tight dress, holding ur hand lookng into ur eyes & still want ur pulse to be normal…”

1 Pagal American Se:tum Japanese Ho Na?

Posted on June 30th, 2008 in Funny SMS by Iram Javed
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1 pagal American se:tum Japanese ho na?

American:Nahi me american hun

Pagal:nahi tum japanese ho

American:nahi mai American hun

Pagal:NAHI tum japanese ho

American:han han me Japanese hoon

Pagal:lagte to amrican ho

”Love”is the Medicine 4 Any Kind of Pain But

Posted on June 30th, 2008 in Love SMS,Misc SMS by Iram Javed
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”Love”is the medicine 4 any kind of pain but

be sure. . . .!!!!There is no medicine in the world 4 the pain given by

..”LOVE”..

Boy: U Cheater.. Main Samjha Tum Waqai Mujh Se Pyar Karti Ho…

Posted on June 30th, 2008 in Cool/Decent SMS,Funny SMS,Misc SMS,Misleading SMS by Iram Javed
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 boy:I luv u

girl:Me too

boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho?

girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho

boy: U cheater.. main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho…

BARISHEIN NAHIN RUKTI

Posted on June 23rd, 2008 in Barish / Rainy Day SMS,Miss You SMS,Sad SMS by Iram Javed
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Barishon ke Mausam mein
tum ko yaad karne ki aadtain purani hain
Ab ke hamne socha hai aadtain badal lein
Phir khayal aya k aadtain badalne se

“BARISHEIN NAHIN RUKTI”

AIK PATHAN KI SHAADI

Posted on June 23rd, 2008 in Funny SMS,Pathan SMS by Iram Javed
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AIK PATHAN KI SHAADI

Meri jis se hui shadi woh thi itni saadi.
Ghoongat me sharma k boli.
Bhayya ye kya ho raha hai.
Main ne kaha chup raho Baji.

Hamara tumhara Nikah ho raha hai

Mujhko Azmane Ka Natija Kya Nikla,

Posted on June 23rd, 2008 in Poetry SMS,Sad SMS by Iram Javed
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Mujhko Azmane ka Natija kya Nikla,
Zakhm-e-Dil Nazro Se Bhi Gehra Nikla,
Tor Kar Dekh Hi Liya Tu Ne Mere Dil Ka Aaina,
Bata Teri Surat k Siva aur Kya Nikla.

Jab Guzar Jaye Gi Bahar to Kia Karo Gay,

Posted on June 23rd, 2008 in Ghazal SMS by Iram Javed
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Jab guzar jaye gi bahar to kia karo gay,
Yad aye ga mera pyar tu kia karo ge,
Satate ho aisay jaise ajnabi hon mein,
Jab roth gya tum se tu kia karo gay,
Apnao gay kisi or ko mujhey tanha chor ker,
Usay hoga na tum se pyar tu kia karo gay,
Akhir lout aao gay tum meri rahon pe,
Phir miley ga na pehla sa pyar tu kia karo gay,
Abhi tu hanstey ho meri wafaon pe,
Phir rona bhi ho ga bekar tu kia karo gay.

Sweet Like Honey, Costly Like Money

Posted on June 23rd, 2008 in Misleading SMS by Iram Javed
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Sweet like honey, costly like money, blessing like shower, smiling like flower, cool like ice, a friend so nice, guess who?

 

 

O hello,Its me..

THOUGHT FOR a LIFE TIME

Posted on June 23rd, 2008 in Insult SMS by Iram Javed
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THOUGHT FOR A LIFE TIME: Its really hard to wait for the right person in your life….
Especially when the wrong ones r so cute!!!

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