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Log kehtay hain k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai….
“simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain”.

Hamari dosti ka kitna faida uthhatay ho,
1msg bhej ke10 free pate ho,
hamare dil par kyon zulm dhate ho,
hamare msg forward kar k naye -naye dost banate ho.

twinkle Twinkle little star,
teri girl friend gaye bazar,
us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar,
ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar

Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,
Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,
Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,
KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad

Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.

Do u know whats A B C D E F G?A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.

Someday you may lose your hair.
you may lose your teeth- oyur money & even lose your mind.
But 1 thing you will never loose is oyur good looks.
because you cant lose what you don’t have!

Ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par phool daal raha hota hai.
Aur brabar mein bhi, ek aadmi apne dost
ki kabar par chawal daal raha hota hai.
Pehla aadmi doosre se kehta hai,
“Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthe ga?”
Doosra aadmi,
“Jab tumha

Agar “Dil” ko aanda(egg) kehtey
to indian films k naam aisay hote
Hum Aanda de chuke sanam,
Yeh aanda aapka huwa,
Hum aap k aanday main rehte hain,
Aandy waale Bread le jayienge….

Three ants find an elephant asleep.
One says,”We’ll kill him!”
Other one says,”We’ll break his legs!”
3rd one says:
“choro yaar bechara akela hai aur hum teen..!!”:-)

Momino!
RAMADAN Qareeb Hai..
Aap Sab Se Request Hai
K Apnain Mobile Me Save
Jokes,
Pics,
Girls No’s
Delete Karnai Se Pehle
Mujhey send Karen..

Mom: Beta khana khayega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Ladu khaiyega??
Beta: Na
Mom: Mithai Khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom:ice creame khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega!

“mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai.Tere paas kya hai?”Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.

Class ki har ladki ek phool hai,Usse chahna ek bhool hai.Jo inki soch mein gul hai,Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai..

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Larna,Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

Hurraaah……
I have read all syllabus
Only! books and notes are pending to read

Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.It functions right from the time we are born,and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

To be a “Good professional”,always start to study late for “Exams”.Because it teacheshow to manage “Time” and tackle “Emergencies”!!

My nights are going sleepless,my days are going useless.So I asked GOD, “is this love?”GOD replied, “no dear, result is near”

MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.
MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.