Archive for May, 2008

Give Me a Pocket Full of Money,

Posted on May 19th, 2008 in Funny SMS by Iram Javed
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Boy 2 God:
Give me a pocket full of money,
A job & a big vehicle full of girls.

God replied:your wish is fullfilled
&
He became a bus conductor of karachi university point.:p

Itne Kum Marks..??

Posted on May 19th, 2008 in Exams SMS,Funny SMS by Iram Javed
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Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!

Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!

What is BUSINESS ?

Posted on May 19th, 2008 in Funny SMS by Iram Javed
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What is BUSINESS ?

Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No
Dad: The girl is Bill Gate’s daughter.
Son: then Ok.

Dad goes o Bill Gates.
Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates: No
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Than ok

Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank.
Dad:Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank.
President:No
Dad:He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then OK

That’s business…!!

Woh Konsi Baat Hai Jo Hazaron Saal Pehle Bhi Students Kehte Thay

Posted on May 19th, 2008 in Exams SMS by Iram Javed
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Q: Woh Konsi Baat Hai Jo Hazaron Saal Pehle Bhi Students Kehte Thay

Aaj Bhi Kehte Hain Or

Qayamat Tak Kahengay?

 

 

 

 

A: “Bus Kal Se Parhai Start Karaingay” :)

I Want to Share All Your Worries

Posted on May 17th, 2008 in Funny SMS,Marriage SMS by Iram Javed
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Girl: When we get married,
I want to share all your worries,
troubles and lighten your burden.

Boy: It’s very kind of you,
darling, But I don’t have any worries or troubles.

Girl: Well that is because we aren’t married yet.

How He Got into the House

Posted on May 17th, 2008 in Funny SMS,Marriage SMS by Iram Javed
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A man went to the Police Station wishing
to speak with the burglar who had
broken into his house the night before.

“You’ll get your chance in court,” said the Police officer.

“No, no no!” said the man.
“I want to know how he got into the house
without waking my wife. I’ve been trying for years.”

Why Do Most Women Spend Much Time on Improving Their LOOKS

Posted on May 17th, 2008 in Funny SMS,Insult SMS,Marriage SMS by Iram Javed
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Why do most women spend much time on improving their LOOKS n not their MINDS??

Bcz they now that men are STUPID, but not BLIND…!! :-)

Thought of Long Life

Posted on May 17th, 2008 in Marriage SMS by Iram Javed
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Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.

Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.

Last Chance to Run Away

Posted on May 17th, 2008 in Marriage SMS by Iram Javed
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Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?

A: He is given his last chance to
run away…!!

A Blind Wife and a Deaf Husband. – Marriage SMS

Posted on May 17th, 2008 in Marriage SMS by Iram Javed
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A good marriage would be between
a Blind wife and a deaf husband.
Michel de Montaigne