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Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
Wife remains silent ……
Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to De….

Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!
Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai

Children playing outside the car cause accidents,
but adults playing inside cars can cause children by accident!

Tip of the day:
Always keep ur pic in ur pocket, u know y?
Whenver u face any problem just see ur pic and say 3 times "If I can fact this, I can face anything"…

What is the difference between
1. Call Girl
2. Girl Friend
3. Wife
Ans…
1) Prepaid
2) Postpaid
3) Unlimited

Sardar: kal mera baap kunwen main gir gaya aur zor zor se chilla raha tha.
2nd: Ab walid kaise hain ??
Sardar: Ab theek hongey kal se kunwen se koi awaz nahi aai.

Astaghfirullah
Astaghfirullah
Astaghfirullah
Yeh sms aap 500 logon ko send karen Insha Allah aapka
balance khatam ho jayega…

Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain
Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai
Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hain
Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.

Neapolian: Meri dictionary main "impossible" ka word nahi hai.
Sardar: Te khotay de putara, wekh k leni si na dictionary.

Biryani khane ki Dua!
Niyat Krta Hoon Main 4 Plate Biryani Ki,
Vastey 15,20 Boti K.
Bma Zrda,Raita or Salad K.
Munh Mera Deg Ki Taraf.
BISMILLAH

Agar Main Ap Ko SMS Karti Hoon To Iss Ka Matlab Ye Nahi Ke Ap Bhi Mujhe SMS Karein Ap Mujhe Cake, Biscuit, Juice, Fruit, Pizza, Cards, Nimko Bhi Bhej Sakti Hain

Importance of thumb…
Child use it 4 chewing,
Illiterate people use it 4 sign,
Winners 4 victory,
and myy Fans use it 4 reading my msgs….oh… U too?;-)

A Sardar (who just learned english) went to a party and introduced his family
Hi, I am sardar and this is sardarnee, this is my kid and that is my kidney!

Shadi ki 1st nite husband apni wife ko Rs. 500 de kar bola,hum ne yeh kaam free mai kiya hi nahi.
Wife 200 wapis kar ke boli humne 300 se zayada kabhi liye hi nahi.

Today’s Titanic’s 94 Anniversary…
So Every True Lover is Requested…
In Memory of Jack & Rose…
To Put Their Mobile Into Water For 2 Minutes!

Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!

Welcome 2 www.love-affair.com
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Wife: sunye jub app nay pehli baar mera ghonghut uthaya tha tu kesa mehsos kya tha?
Husband: mai marr jata agar AAYAT-UL-KURSI yaad na hoti

Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi,
Girl: Am I late ?
Ghalib:
Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai,
Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai.

Na ye Chaand hoga na taaray rahenge,
Kya hum hamesha kunwaare rahenge,
Is duniya men kitnon k Nikaah hogae,
Kya naseeb men apne sirf Nikaah k Chhuwaray rahenge.