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Beetay pal wapas la nahi sakte
Sukhe phool wapas khila nahi sakte
Kabhi kabhi lagta hai aap hamein bhul gaye
par dil kehta hai  ke aap hamein bhula nai sakte.,

I met money 1day I said:U r just a piece of paper.
Money smiled & said, ofcourse Im a piece of paper,but I havn’t seen a dustbin in my life.

A simple “SALAM” can be so sweet
S= Sada khush raho
A= Aabad raho
L= La-zawal urooj dekho
A= Arzooain puri hon
M= Mujhe dua’ mei yaad rakhna,
So SALAM TO U!!.

1 memon subha so ko utha to dekha ke uski biwi mar gaye hay.
Wo foran kitchen me gaya or apni beti ko galay laga kra rony laga or bola
“1 banday ka nashta kam banana”

0ur Friendship is Like Playing on See-Saw
Not only Because Its Always Fun With You
But Also Because I Wouldn’t Mind Going Down 2 See You Rising !!!

“HEIGHT OF DREAMING”
Last Night Bill Gates Came In My Dream And Said:
Yaar Tere Pass Windows-XP Ki CD Hay?

Congratulations!
Good news for PAF KIET University students
Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june
To confirm goto site
www.stop dreaming & start studying.com

3 FEELINGS
what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant

Aik memon mar raha tha
us ne apni bv aur bacho ko 
aik aik ker k awaz di aur pocha k kaha ho?
sab ne jawab dia aap k pass hi hain to
marte howe memon ne jawab dia k
sab yahan ho to barabar wale room ka pankha q chal raha hai?

1 larki ne namaz parh kr dua mangi
To Maa ne pucha:Tum ne dua me apne liye kia manga?
Larki:me ne apne liye to kuch b nhi
Han aap k liye DAMAD manga hai

In a park 2 lovers were eating chips by looking in2 each other eyes.
Girl:Wat r u thinking rite now?
Boy:I think u r eating more chips than me! BHUKKI…

Hansi Ne Labon Pe Machalna Chor Dia
Khawabon Ne Palkon Pe Aana Chor Dia
Nahin Aati Ab Tu Hichkian Bh
Shayad Aap Ne Hamain Yaad Karna Chor Diya

Wife:Please bike taze na chalao
mujhey dar lag raha hay
Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay

Shadi me 1 pathan bohut dair tuk
khana kha raha tha,
kisi ne pocha kab tuk khao gay?
Pathan:me to khud kha-kha k dukhi hon,
per kia karon card me likha tha Dinner 7 to 10PM.

Main jannat k shoq main ibadat nahi
karta k ye ibadat nahin tijarat hai.
Main dozukh k khof se ibadat nahin
karta k ye ibadat nahin ghulami hai.
Main ibadat sirf iss liye karta hon
k mera RUB ibadat k layaiq hai.
(Hazrat Ali)

Man1 sitting with dog.
Man2:Your dog bits?
Man1:No
Man 2 sits and the dog bits!
Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit!
Man:That is not my dog.

A sardar goes to a restaurant
and his cell phone rings.
Wife: How are you?
Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but
how did you know where I was?

Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?
Answer: The days after marriage!

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.
Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.

Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest
and pease so here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you.!!